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VaselineWarrior:
yea bro, so embrasin, but i use it to ma avantage

Next time just apply NaOH (sodium hydroxide) it will calm down

VaselineWarrior:
so i remba dis one time, dat am chillin wit dis beatiful light skin american chic like dis an am gettin supa horrrny
we were washin a movie wen ma peniis jus start gettin supa hard like zuma rock. is gettin soo hard dat dose dat do mounten climing can brag dat dey clim to de top of ma peniis on dia resume
so i av to go to d kishen an dint no wat to do as am wearin jus lite basket ball short
so i jus stand up an she see my full erect peniis pushin ma short nicka an she jus begin to laugh
https://images.askmen.com/top_10/celebrity/things-that-turn-10-in-2014_425115.jpg
daz wen am jus like "fvck it" an i remuv d hole short nicka to show ha ma full peniis, she jus luk me like
we in d bisnez call dis move " D NAKID MAN" (how i met ur moda)
so she start to b embarass an i jus beg ha, "pleas jus hol it dear, pleas"
afta 1 minites of beggin, she jus grab my hard peniis wit ha han, yeeeeeeessss
so i begin to fvck ha han an she jus laughin at me
she dint let me fvck ha doe
but at lease ma peniis become sof agen
konji yyyyy

You mean so hard like Zuma rock

Is this a girl

Lying liars, where is November 15th total black out as confirmed by NASA

https://wbaseem./2015/07/23/nasa-confirms-earth-will-experience-15-days-of-complete-darkness-in-november-2015/

They have to be probed for this propaganda
If you have any name for them kindly use the comment box. For me I chose to call them [size=16pt]GOLIATH[/size]

Lying liars, where is November 15th total black out as confirmed by NASA

https://wbaseem./2015/07/23/nasa-confirms-earth-will-experience-15-days-of-complete-darkness-in-november-2015/

They have to be probed for this propaganda
If you have any name for them kindly use the comment box. For me I chose to call them

Lying liars, where is November 15th total black out as confirmed by NASA

https://wbaseem./2015/07/23/nasa-confirms-earth-will-experience-15-days-of-complete-darkness-in-november-2015/

Oh Islam the religion of pieces

Jesus christ of markudi!!!
This is unpossible

Hope all this journalist are not lying to us

This is photoshop joor.

More photos

It was a sad event in Anyigba today as kogi State University students protest over the murder of their student by a road safety officer who claimed that the deceased disobeyed the traffic rules . The victim was said to be a final year student of the institution.

Details to follow soon
R. I. P to the dead
Pics below

Amen amen and amen

Well I don't blame her because if poverty shamelessly refuse to stay away from you, then you will shamelessly do crazy things to stay away from poverty.

He was trying to act like he knew the correct spelling.
This remind me of my little days when my dad was about going out so I wanted to scam him to get some money when he started the the car I quickly ran to him and asked him for money to cut my hair forgetting that my hair was not bushy when the look on his face changed I touched my hair and discovered it wasn't bushy I quickly said I mean money to buy razor blade to cut my fingers the man smiled and that was how I ended up getting just 10 naira instead of 100 naira. The annoying thing was that when he came back he told my mom and I was the laughing stock throughout that day because I was in a hurry so I didn't plan the lie well.

gudluckgreat:
I feel talk say that kind act na abnormal I lie
E get wetin gordons talk some time ago say e get him friend wey dey only get turned on by a girl's bad odour.
Omo na like this we go dey dey?

Some have said there is actually nothing like bad odors especially when it comes to animals (humans) and sex, what matters is the individual sense of smell whether it nice or offensive to you cos it may be different with other people. Someone's body odor may seem nice to some while it's not to others it all depends on how allergic a smell is to any individual.
Not everyone is sensitive enough to think of why they are attracted to a particular person or thing, some just think it's merely the physical look or character even when it's actually not.

Mtcheeeeeew.
Let him take the sniper and die na.
Meanwhile, RIP to the potential dead man

R.I.P to the dead

Ah ah

We sha see

Must they whine us before they bring out the real thing
Imagine 2500Mah battery, when 3g is draining 3000Mah like this.

They should think twice jawe

Okay I don hear

Lying liars always lying

Due to the critical condition in which our country is going through, I will like to plead with all salary earners to sacrifice something as part of the change we all want to see (do not expect any salary for October).
It's a popular saying that nothing goes for nothing and no gain without pain so endeavor to bear with us as your compliance will be highly appreciated.
Thanks.

When you are not employed they call you jobless,
When you are employed but not paid your salaries what name is good in such case

Terribly terrible

Lwkmd

Those who are scared of the truth always call others wailers.
We shall continue to wail for a better democracy.
Please don't wail for the fact that I'm a wailer

Liars.
Sacking mourinho will definitely help Chelsea because football is a game that changes very gradually every day and those capable of noticing this hard to notice changes are called winners in the game.
The Era of being physical on an opponent and as a result forcing goal(s) into their net is gone. More so, when something wrong is going and you want to be famous for allowing anything as long as it seems not to have any immediate effect on you is also bad consider Diego Costa in this aspect.
It has become certain that once any team is physically prepared and still apply a bit of tactics then it's a nightmare for Chelsea to beat them. Unlike other teams where you see players forming tricky walls during free kicks to out smart their opponents such is not usual with the blues because they simply train for fitness and not tactics remember the famous saying by Jose "play rubbish and give me three points"
Imagine John Terry although may be due to diminishing return, zouma, Cahill and Azpillicueta, the slightest pressure from an opponent will get them pulling out the ball without considering any direction it goes and once a teams defensive line cannot accumulate at least 40% of an opponents pressure then forget it.
As for the players it's certain that they will lose their minds if not due to the continuous losing then probably due to what they must have been told pre-match.

In summary mourinho isn't a manager that makes up a team but a manager that makes use of a team. Consider Chelsea being selfish towards signing new players this season.
I bet you a more tactical manager will make use of the present Chelsea team and even if things aren't going to be alright, it wouldn't be to this extent.

Her glo bis don expire

@op, you said it all.
God help us all.

Lwkmd

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