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Christianity Etc › Re: Thread closed: See what this people are saying by respect80(m): 12:59pm On Oct 21, 2015
They may not reply to this post.
Lets watch and see if they don't tell you that it is your brain at work and some other lies
Romance › Re: Who Love Sex Most by respect80(m):
All ladies can bear me witness that they love sex and enjoy it than guys especially when it's with someone they like.

Imagine two women married to a man, one day, someone rushed to their compound to tell them that a guy has been accused of spiritually taken their husbands manhood ; what! They exclaimed, tied a wrapper around their waist and immediately rushed to the ogohi palace where the suspect was taken to. On getting there they stood to listen to what the ogohi would say and the ogohi just asked the man, is it true that you spiritually took this man's Dic.k? No the suspect answered, simultaneously the two women shouted "liar" as if they were the one feeling the absence of the dic.k.
So imagine two women sharing one dic.k yet they love it to this extent cos they are afraid their food was about to be taken away from them. tongue grin
Literature › Re: A Very Touching Chinese Story: by respect80(m): 11:29pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ngrlatest:
A very touching Chinese story:

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I am already crying

Especially that part when he said: 汦 慲楤獵㈺硰敷止瑩戭牯 睯攺

Sources: http://naijalatestupdate.com/index.php/2015/10/20/a-very-touching-chinese-story/
Guy! You need a new brand [size=16pt]head[/size]
From jumia, OLX or Konga grin
Although I'm crying also cos the story is quite touching cry
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: Touching Stories by respect80(m): 11:08pm On Oct 20, 2015
Girls still single @28, keep seeing whatsapp, Facebook, BBM, twitter & wechat as your carrier until your parents decide to put your name on jumia, OLX or Konga even super sports (dstv)
grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Picture Of Lionel Messi Watching The Uefa™ Champions League From Home by respect80(m): 10:34pm On Oct 20, 2015
Missing him seriously sad
Politics › Re: Photo : Tearing Rotimi Amaechi's Ear (caption) by respect80(m): 10:25am On Oct 20, 2015
Yes

Jokes Etc › Re: The Bike Man, Corpse And The Motuary Attendant. "Must See" by respect80(m): 9:57am On Oct 20, 2015
I will simply pick my money and go.
What else huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Churches Burnt, Closed Down In Indonesia Province Over Muslim Groups Violence by respect80(m): 8:32am On Oct 20, 2015
Oh ! Islam the religion of pieces, for how long will you continue to fight for Allah when he's supposed to fight for himself huh
Crime › Re: Is This A New Style Police Use To Get Money Now? by respect80(m): 8:26am On Oct 20, 2015
That's terrible shocked
Politics › Re: ARMY TO Buharii. Weather,(Rainfall), Logistics Hampers War On Boko Haram (PHOTO) by respect80(m): 7:45am On Oct 20, 2015
Codedb2:
Hahaha haha
Like father like son.
Apc and Buhari will blame PDP
Army will blame weather
Weather will blame God so the problem lingers on. grin
Politics › Re: Buhari's 41 Promisies Made To Nigerians That He May Never Fulfil by respect80(m): 7:25am On Oct 20, 2015
Page 94. Rename Nigeria to USA grin
Politics › Re: Canada Elects 43 Years Old Trudeau As PM ... Nigeria goes for 73! by respect80(m): 5:52am On Oct 20, 2015
That's the difference between
I bought a new car and I bought
a car newly. So no surprise lipsrsealed
Health › Re: Faeces Take Over Premises Of Lagos General Hospital by respect80(m): 5:49am On Oct 20, 2015
Just here to read comments oo
tongue
Family › Re: If Your Spouse Slapped You In The Public For Whatever Reason,what Would You Do? by respect80(m): 5:39am On Oct 20, 2015
For me, my action will greatly depend on the the reason why she slapped me
Romance › Re: True Or False This Is So Funny by respect80(m): 7:36pm On Oct 19, 2015
The serious Americans don't go as far as you stated above.
They can get into fucki*g mode @ any time, any where and any how.
Phones › Re: Tecno Phantom 5 Breaks Konga Sales Record!(Photo) by respect80(m): 7:16pm On Oct 19, 2015
HyDef:
Yes, actually the earphones that come with it should actually be suitable, and if not, then that's a fault on Tecno's part indeed. I think most of their phones still use TRS jacks which are standard but not 'THE standard' if you understand.

My brother use a Hot Note. Great phone to be honest.
Sincerely this hot note I feel is worth more than it price because compared to most of the smart phones this Chinese companies have been releasing I its one of the best.
Imagine the tecno phantom Z I now feel remorse that I helped a friend of mine who is a doctor to buy it @ the rate of N55,000.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Not Try God This Way... It Is Your Turn For A Breakthrough by respect80(m): 2:18pm On Oct 19, 2015
dexteer555:
@respect80 and your point is?
How is what I said too difficult for you to understand huh
A typical example is the probability that it's only you and I that will comment about this invitation but when it comes to topics like "5sex positions you must know or Nicki Minaj flaunts her big boobs, then you see many people fighting over Ftc.

Have I made myself clear huh
Phones › Re: Tecno Phantom 5 Breaks Konga Sales Record!(Photo) by respect80(m): 1:36pm On Oct 19, 2015
debris:
Lolz..the day that infinix go break ur heart u will know what am saying...
My infinix dey infinix clinic its goin to 7days now will go pick the bae today though*winks
What model please and what actually happened huh
Politics › Re: Biafrans The Empty Noise Makers. by respect80(m): 1:35pm On Oct 19, 2015
La click la mistake.
Next please...
Phones › Re: Tecno Phantom 5 Breaks Konga Sales Record!(Photo) by respect80(m): 1:18pm On Oct 19, 2015
HyDef:
That earphone bit however isn't specific to Tecno phones.

Some earphone plugs have 2 coloured rings, others have 3. TRS and TRRS respectively.

My phone has a jack that is compatible with TRS plugs so when I use a TRRS plug, I have the exact problem you describe. It all depends on the phone and the headphone. It can happen with any brand.
Thanks bro I understand what you speak of but unfortunately I have tried others but nothing changed.
BTW the follow come ear phone should be the most suitable but it is not good as well.
I have used Q1,P5,M6,F7 but now I'm using the infinix hot note 2 which is not giving me any problem at all.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Not Try God This Way... It Is Your Turn For A Breakthrough by respect80(m): 9:00am On Oct 19, 2015
It really saddens my heart how people pay deaf ears to things related to God just because many have taken God's name to be the easiest way of scamming people.
May God help our generation. cry embarassed lipsrsealed
Phones › Re: This May Be The Most Expensive Phone You Will Ever See **pix** by respect80(m): 7:43am On Oct 19, 2015
donefesco:
WOW
Can I ride it to work huh
Can it cook for me huh
Can it wash my clothes huh
Can it give me eternal life huh
If the answer to all these questions is NO
Then buying it the most ridiculous thing to do
Celebrities › Re: 10 Things We Learnt From Linda Ikeji's Inspiring Banana Island Mansion Story by respect80(m): 6:29am On Oct 19, 2015
Next please sad
Politics › Re: Calling On The Intending BIAFRA'S And Associates To See This. by respect80(m): 5:57am On Oct 19, 2015
Emilokoiyawon:
cool STOP making this people feel too important. Gala selling is not that commendable. Anybody can do it.
They don't know it's actually the white guys who are fascinating this idea in order to successfully manipulate the mind of mankind all over the universe which will be much easier when every population is made up of a small fraction.

Shall we call the white guys [size=16pt]the SUBLIMINALShuh [/size] cos I really can't understand why we allow them to use our heads to this extent.
Politics › Re: Calling On The Intending BIAFRA'S And Associates To See This. by respect80(m): 3:16am On Oct 19, 2015
stickncarrot:
I hope you have brain right? Have you heard of diaspora before? Those in diaspora are they in your country? Don't they have properties? How many countries split out from India?
You got me cracking my ribs by this hour of the day I can see how bored you feel on hearing the issue of packing out of a zoo yet you ask if I have brain.
How can you be thinking of something like diaspora when you haven't even seceded out huh At this point I can read there is actually something you love about this zoo so obey the pix below and remain calm my dear.

Politics › Re: Calling On The Intending BIAFRA'S And Associates To See This. by respect80(m):
Liberty101:
Under international law, if Biafra is achieved, nothing happens to any Biafran property in Nigeria but if anything should happen to it, Nigeria government will pay for it.
[size=16pt] oops bursted [/size]
Nigeria government will pay indeed undecided

Does that mean you intend to leave your properties in a zoo huh How gullible that will be.
Please let's live together in peace and pray for ourselves to get more civilized than we are cos if this should happen although I'm not a prophet but I see some of my igbo brothers and sisters trying to Harbour within the nooks and crannies of the so called zoo which may lead to story for the gods...
Finally, I think with the height of achievement by my indigbo brothers and sisters and their business minded nature, division should be the least thing they talk about because some don't even know the implications of what they speak of, they're only supporting the idea considering the advantages only.
Jokes Etc › Re: I Asked A Girl Out She Accepted On One Condition by respect80(m): 7:16pm On Oct 18, 2015
No not at all.
Una go just trek like 1km then come back home.
That's out tongue
Sports › Re: So Rooney Has Joined Illuminati??? by respect80(m): 7:11pm On Oct 18, 2015
Vanity upon vanity lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Nigerians React To El-rufai’s ‘fall And Die’ Comment by respect80(m): 7:05pm On Oct 18, 2015
Him foolishness wear cap.
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing And Interesting Facts That You Didn't Know. by respect80(m): 6:22pm On Oct 18, 2015
Wow! This is amazingly amazing cheesy
Romance › Re: Reason Why Lagos Men Prefer Village Girls As Wife by respect80(m): 5:34pm On Oct 18, 2015
Some of this Lagos girls if you throw two palm trees into their v-hole e no go touch anything before e land.
Just like stainless goals in basketball

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