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Have you checked the video graphic capacity of your PC

Now that you have arrogantly clicked on this link despite knowing that you are not a devoted nairalander you may have to do the following...

1.kindly use the back button of your phone to view other topics because what I want to discuss here is for devoted nairalanders only. Note :you are a devoted nairalander only if nairaland is the only site of its kind that you visit.

2 . in case your back button is bad, kindly use the power button to reboot your phone and start a fresh.
3.if your phone power button is bad kindly remove the battery but if it's in-built please visit an engineer and seek for help.
4.if all the above options didn't help then just smash your phone on the floor and buy another phone to continue surfing nairaland.
I apologize to those who may be truly devoted to nairaland cos I don't have any thing serious to discuss here therefore, you may use any of the 4 options above.
Thanks for your time, data and energy. See you next time...

Na dem sabi.


Mtcheeeeew

May God have mercy on us

This is badly bad
Oh Lord bless my hustle,
Multiply my income and
Reduce my wahala...

If wishes were horses beggars will ride

What!
God have mercy...

This is amazingly amazing

What do you expect from the teacher
If the story was the other way round the whole world would have similarly blame the height of the teachers ignorance...

TheSadist:
What a dumb reasoning! With people like you who are shallow in thinking, what hope have we that the world could be made a better place - a world devoid of narrowmindedness - for all to dwell in, peacefully?
I weep bitterly for the future of Nigeria!

Keep weeping because it is very good for your health.
I think your reasoning betrays the slightest bit of sanity because if you can't understand that we humans claim to always prefer the truth even when we know we will get so nasty if everything we hear is always the truth.

Note : if you claim to always prefer the truth then you are a bloody liar as well.
I'm not weeping for you anyway.

Because that's what keeps the world rolling.

If all the lies been told from old times where not I doubt if the world will still exist.

I can even touch power station without skin sef

Step 1
Waiting for the next step...

Greyworld:
Chinco na fake b4 na....... Student is correct na teacher wen dey mad.

Thats the wrong mentality we have all gotten towards Chinese products but we should note that sometimes companies from US, Germany, India also run down to China to situate their companies in other to lessen production cost but when we see any product with a Chinese trademark we think it's fake.

abat4real37:
why are you talking as if you know me?

Not at all

abat4real37:
thunder go fire you too

Just Joking

It seems you get so upset when someone seems to have insulted you but unfortunately I feel more important when I'm insulted and that keeps me a step ahead of my enemies

abat4real37:
thunder go fire you too

Just Joking

Now you're talking.
Thanks again

abat4real37:
u well so? u no see say na joke section you dey

Na still the joke na so why asking if am well am also joking too

Can't you see that you got it all wrong
This is joke section indeed so what ever is seen here should be taken as joke.
Thanks again

abat4real37:
Are you 18 years and above? Do you have a valid ID passport? Can you speak English and any local language? Are you looking for a 9am-3pm job with a monthly salary of N1million and a weekly allowance of N150,000? No work during weekends and you only have to work half day on Fridays?
IF you're interested in this job, please contact me with your full details... So that we can look for it together, because I am looking for that kind kind of job too.

Gal the thunder wey go fire you still dey military camp d gym.
How funny
Thanks

@Op. You made a point there.

Also don't we think the rate of technological advances is too much to keep waiting for DSTV decoder to scan for network before it starts showing?

I'm quite aware that everything has a reason but if they made this issue a priority I believe they would have archived something better by now.

Or what do you guys think

Kul

Elose11:
Wada is the man! Congratulation your excellency. That is if the above result is correct.

TonyeBarcanista:
Congratulations to Captain Idris Wada. I used to have a false perception of you until I understand your leadership. By the grace of God you shall defeat the 'Double' failure Pa Audu Abubakar come November. No propaganda shall stop you!
God Bless PDP
God Bless Kogi People

We are tired of our old Devils it's unfortunate both APC and PDP wouldn't allow us taste a new devil

Dear God,
Please punish me mercilessly if I vote for any of the Devils both APC and PDP has mandated!

Yours faithfully.

From your beloved 80

MrkenOkonkwo:
this is my father's house in eziama community.
he's the richest. an there.

You're talking about individuality here and my point is about public so I don't understand what you mean my dear.

They are all FOOLS!

Yet this is anyigba road which you must pass before you go to the governors village.

Mtcheeeeew

Liars be like


Ar swear I'm not lying I joined nairaland in 2001 check my profile.

My blackberry na S4 the battery no dey die e dey ping without network.

Due to early resumption of my school I was only able to visit USA and United States of America during the holidays.

Oooh jazzy too dey ping me joor

I'm a friend of aliko dangote I no dey wear one shoe twice

4
But any way na way

ewizard1:
It can. Use filestream or zbigz... I do this all the time tho on PC but I'm sure smartphone is a small PC.

Thanks very much I will try it

gudluckgreat:
Really? Do u download torrent files?

No it can't download torrent files due to the proxy servers it uses to connect

Youpele52:
Is it true that the BBLITED with simple server is 5GB while BBMIDID with simple server is unlimited?

Its not true.
They are both capped 5gb