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RomanceRe: Ladies, How Much Love Do You Have by retake89(m): 7:14am On Oct 06, 2014
jessica1987:
Add pin:29B443F5 ladies only you won't regret it
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C am..transgendered like u
SportsRe: Chelsea 2 - 0 Arsenal Full Time : The Rivalry Continues!!! by retake89(m): 10:17pm On Oct 04, 2014
missberrypop5:
You'll be suprised to see asseenal giving shellsea 8 goals to nothing.
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I think u r high on cheap drugs..ishie
EntertainmentRe: Meet The World’s Shortest Woman: 19-year-old Jyoti Amge Is Under 25 Inches Tall by retake89(m): 10:08pm On Oct 04, 2014
Ellidude:
Can she get pregnant?
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Question for the gods..xo wait lemme ask sango..
EntertainmentRe: Meet The World’s Shortest Woman: 19-year-old Jyoti Amge Is Under 25 Inches Tall by retake89(m): 10:06pm On Oct 04, 2014
leshluap:
Na wa o,,, she go get husband so..
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U dy 4 ha na...loll
PoliticsRe: . by retake89(m): 2:09pm On Oct 02, 2014
UchihaMadara: I know this is not Nigeria Politics, but I just saw this vid on youtube, and it's really scary:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoloYqIehzE

Just imagine that the muthafcker filming could not throw stones or anything.

It's really true that humans nowadays would prefer to film your death than help you, sad!
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@ Op,u get mind oo..wetin †ЂΞ filmer want do? Him be daniel?
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Leader Shekau Appears In New Video, Says He Is Alive-sahara Reporters by retake89(m): 2:06pm On Oct 02, 2014
farem: Boko Haram Leader Shekau Appears In New Video, Says He Is Alive
Abubakar Shekau, the leader of Islamist militant group Boko Haram, has appeared in a new propaganda video dismissing claims of his killing by the Nigerian military.
BY SAHARAREPORTERS, NEW YORKOCT 02, 2014


In the latest video, just released by the Islamist terrorist group, Mr. Shekau spoke at length on his reported death in a 36-minute video. The video was originally obtained by the French news agency AFP.

The Boko Haram leader said his sect had instituted sharia rule across areas captured by his fighters in the northeastern parts of Nigeria. Last month, Boko Haram militants captured several towns including Gwoza which the group named as its headquarters.

A Nigerian military source told SaharaReporters moments ago that Nigerian intelligence agents were yet to study the new video. He said they could only authenticate the video after a thorough analysis of the new tape.

The Nigerian and Cameroonian military authorities recently claimed they had killed Mr. Shekau during a battle in Konduga near Maiduguri. Even so, SaharaReporters exclusively reported that the Boko Haram figure who was killed was one Mohammed Bashir.

Nigerian military officials insisted that Mr. Shekau was a nick name assumed by Mr. Bashir and several other Islamist insurgent killed in operations by the Nigerian military.
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Choey,xo dix cow neva die? Dox cameroon guys don jonze us..
CareerRe: Production Process Operations by retake89(m): 2:04pm On Oct 02, 2014
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Tah,#30,000 4 dix kind critical period? Make una rest jor
CelebritiesRe: Dear Tiwa Savage, You Are NOT Beyonce" - Onyeka Nwelue by retake89(m): 1:58pm On Oct 02, 2014
blesoh: abasi-mbok,can smone help interprete this,am lost here
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Eyen eka mi,hav bin searching 4 †ЂΞ interpretation 2 oo..
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Entertainers And Their Girlfriends ( Photos ) by retake89(m): 8:22am On Oct 02, 2014
vhickky: So Dbanj has a girlfriend?
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Nope,he has a gay partner..stupid question
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need Calabar Man For A Serious Relationship by retake89(m): 7:26am On Sep 23, 2014
MMM2: I heard calabar men re mugu undecided
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Ur entire village men and generations to come r mugu..omale ni
PoliticsRe: Vigilantes, Retired Soldiers Vow To Confront Boko Haram by retake89(m): 7:06am On Sep 06, 2014
..Chai,see like death D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ call pple come forward..all dox retired soldiers no go sit down 4 hus D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ enjoy dr pension ni?
Music/RadioRe: On Psquare And Why Naija Artistes Will Never Break Into US Market. by retake89(m): 7:03am On Sep 06, 2014
melojames: M.I and Wizkid are the two big Nigerian artists i believe can break into the American music industry.
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Really? Ma dear,u r high on cheap drugs..u 4 call kida kuz and yung6ix..
FamilyRe: Which Lady Is a 'Wife Material'? by retake89(m): 6:53am On Sep 06, 2014
perry2020: Kai sum ppl and funny comments sha.
Anyways my own opinion of a wife material is
1.a lady who can submit herself(she isn't too proud,neither is she boosy,she doesn't put herself above her husband and family)
2.a very understanding lady(sum one who understands u bcoz d key to a healthy relationship is understanding,when they understand each other some quarrels can be averted).
3.a lady who supports u and completes u(sum ladies have d ideology dat "it's my husbnds responsibility to do everything dats why he is d man"its shouldn't be dis way. a wife should be a helpmate not a liability.(take her out on a date tell her u forgot ur wallet n plead with ha to pay n c her reaction)
4.a god fearing lady
5.a smart lady and a lady who is very resourceful and independent not one who at just dating level is expecting u to buy cream,pad etc f u start now just get ready to do it forever.
6.a lady who knows how to be economical and considerate
7.a lady with good morals,very contented,not much of a gossip bcoz if she is much of a gossip my dear u are in trouble ooo.
8.a lady who knows how to improvise and multi task.
9.a lady with good personal hygiene and keeps her house clean,if she doesn't keep her house clean den how will she keep ur's clean. SHE MUST ALSO CARE FOR HERSELF PHYSICALLY so it won't be a matter of blowing up after marriage and u end up saying my wife is fat and I don't love her.
10.a lady who respect her parents and listen to advice.(if she cant obey her parents forget it she cant obey u. plus if she doesn't listen to advice whats d probability that f she does sum tin wrong and u advise her she would take ur advice and change.
11.a lady who is economical and has a very good saving spirit (this is a very important factor dat a woman must have coz some men spend too much it is d duty of d woman to call her husbnd to caution and try to impact in him d saving spirit incase of raining days)not the woman who spends all her earning on Brazilian hair.
12.a tactful and smart lady that can give her husbnd good advice when he needs it and encouragement
13.a woman who is string spiritually bcoz battles will always come. a woman is d bedrock of her home,it is her prayer that keeps her husband,and kids goin.
14.dis is quite important to some men. IF I WAS A GUY.SHE MUST BE A VERY VERY GOOD COOK COZ I LOVE FOOD AND VERY GOOD FOOD.( VARIETIES OF COOKING SKILLS AND RECIPE)the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. If a lady cooks better for him babes forget ur nigga oo.
15.she MUST be ready to satisfy him sexually(dis is another thing i noticed that drives men away from home when she gives him 2 days in a week roaster AFTER Aff Pay bride price oo. And u expect him not to look out as a young man.
16.a lady who isn't promiscuous(if she starts acting bitchy while dating what's d probability she won't turn into a LovePeddler when u get married, now it's not only men that bring in hiv and stds even women do.
17. A lady who respects u,ur relationship and everything u value including ur parents and siblings.
18.a wife material must be matured aldoe age is just a number sum times,its abt maturity.Good communication is also very necessary.
19.make sure she is fun loving(picnic,games,strolls etc) if not ehennnn ur marriage will be so boring.
20.be a husband material before looking for a wife material.f u ain't a husband material don't expect to have a wife material

Hmmmm talking too much already. this ones are d basic sha,got to look out for all dis in a lady. standards and taste differ it's not compulsory she has all.
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Chai..God go bless u,u don talk am finish..come make I buy u chin chin..#big grin..
FamilyRe: Which Lady Is a 'Wife Material'? by retake89(m): 6:50am On Sep 06, 2014
Unionised: Simple...

When you see the MATERIAL she's wearing, then you know.

#this book, I can judge by its cover#

FTC!!!!
#dancing kpalongo#
In line with Nairaland Time Honoured Tradition, permit me to Fool my self small...

Can't believe I made First To Comment.
This weekend go super be dat.

My sincere appreciation goes to God Almighty, my Rock and Shield.

Seun, kudos to you for providing this platform for ordinary people like me.

My dear wife, I know the past few weeks has not been easy, with the constant, relentless attention I've given my phone. No, it was not an extra - marital affair, it was Nairaland. In your bosom will I be contented all the days of my life!

Now look how my hard work has paid off.

Thanks OP for the wonderful topic.

And to those looking on in ENVY, don't worry, YOUR TIME WILL COME!

SHALOM!!!
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Lol..u don fool yaself finish because na small small craze D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ start oo
CultureRe: The Koma People Of Adamawa State In Pictures by retake89(m): 6:21am On Sep 06, 2014
Idrismusty97: Are they in Nigeria?
Nope..D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ r in brazil..ishie
HealthRe: OMG!! See This 4-year-old Nigerian Girl With Fully Developed Big br***st [pics] by retake89(m): 8:38am On Sep 03, 2014
Dah, 5 yrs old boys go start follow her 4 yansh
..lol..dix is serious.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of A Short-cut Into Ikeja Police Barracks By Mobolaji Bank-anthony Way by retake89(m): 8:26pm On Sep 02, 2014
Dat 1 na jungle gate ni..

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