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CuteVally:
Senior Bros in the house, i have a question to ask. I have always loved putting on Catholic Rosary, though i am not a catholic but i actually prefer Rosary to even gold chains. So my question is this, i sent a catholic friend of mine to buy a pink, red, white and black Rosary for me in their church. Please i hope there is no cult that uses a particular Rosary in Nigeria? becaus i dont want any low live to start thinking i am part of them. i hope i am making sense? lol

This is a senseless question .

dubylhover:
maybe one day,the tale of mad dog the executioner of aqualina marine patrol would be told..how because of this guy,his younger brother was killed by klansmen on the eve of xmas..those in calabar between 2012 to 2015 would know that name

Mad dog? Lol I dey give that guy space when I see am. The guy too brutal and he is still alive.

JoshOxborn:
It should be "Juventus leads penaldo to his 2nd Seria A title". Ronaldo is just a penalty Marchant. Subtract his penalty goals from his real goals and he will be left with nothing.

Just shurrup ya mawt. As if ur Hausa goat no dey score penalty

God4071:
there are always bad eggs, if u are a thief because u are a thief not because u are a cultist, u are a rapist because u are a rapist not because u are a cultist.

the confraternity itself doesn't permit it, if u are caught, the punishment is so bad that u can die from it.
if an aye takes ur property without u doing anything, look 4 a reasonable one to talk to, u will get it back.

trust me if we were to mysteriously disappear, in a few months another resistance or resurgence will start again..... as humans we are born survivors.

if u kidnap a person for example, the longer the person stays there the more dangerous he bcoms, his will to survive and leave bondage overrides his fear of death

To give u back hand slap just dey hungry me since

Macro231101:
About non - Initiates knowing it, yeah, we have encountered such, like 3 times, 1 came and was capping when we approached him he said he was a lord, but I didnt blive him, we took him to our kman from there we did ISl, and started check balancing him, if I remember Dat scenario it was very funny though, d guy regretted d day he was Born, na 1 simple but hard OT I throw give am Dat every real nybens must know d guy was just stuttering and failed woefully... And what we place more values on, As a lord u must know your deck names, but the capping is d highest.... We always cap that na your OT go deliver you.. So if u get enough capping nobody fit ride u but at a time OT na water e nor dae full basket

OT na water e nor dae full basket. 9ben, this part make me smile .

Wetabix:
Bucanneers alias bucket men..slow poison.. Pay other cult groups to carry hit for them

Lol. Keep shut if u don't know anything .

xtremerules:
After that day I felt so awful and angry. Being embarassed in front of people that respected me over one street girl. The gist even spread around
my area of residence. One of my school friends, Lakeside, real name Lekan who heard about the gist, saw me and laughingly say wetin happen na. Make I give you bottle make you lick small. He bought me booze and we talked over the matter. In my rage I said I wanted to deal with those boys and arrest that girl. I had an uncle in the police. but this guy said. "Ikorodu no be city. Bush plenty for here to take do bad things wey police no fit control". He said that guy was an axeman, him know say I be ju na why he fit intimidate you and he go still intimidate and obtain you again. At that moment, I stood up and said "na we go die for this campus". Lakeside said calm down. Everything go settle. But make he no lie me the only way to avoid intimidation na to blend o and to mess am up na to blend for another frat. Its either you blend Eiye or Bucaneer, but Buca no too get mouth for here. Na only Eiye fit treat him fuckup. He fit connect me to men wey go ensure say I strong for here. I tell my guy say I no wan cultism things, Lakeside say make I calm down. I fit just connect myself on a lowkey and avoid intimidation. Him na neutral but he go show me way.
I just dey vex that period. Lakeside one day for school called me and introduced me without my consent to some few guys, you won't know are
cultists. They laughed at my story, i took them to fastfood and bought food for them to make them happy. After that, I chose to forget the whole matter and not consider being a member of their frat. I'll just be on my own and face studies. Lakeside was becoming close to me and I started withdrawing from him slowly. But one evening he called me, he told me his sister was having a birthday party, babes go plenty. I was expecting him to say men go plenty but on the mention of babes, I ginger go. Around 7pm, I got to the venue. Na one local hotel bar but small time party. Local girls and ashewo na them full there. I just had booze. Then Lakeside called me and told me him and his friends were going clubbing, I entered the car with them. Na so the car dey enter bush path oo. I ask my guy, Lakeside which club we dey go, one of the guys for motor slap me. When I wanted to react Lakeside said I should behave, we go soon reach there. Car stop, we commot, lakeside whisper me say, na men dey here. Make I no run, them fit kill me. He dey here with me, nothing dey happen. I hear another slap for my face, them force me naked. Na so the horrible night start wey I no wan remember again. Lakeside that bastard liar lie give me say na neutral guy but na confirm Eiye and he set me up to be forcefully initiated.
After that night, I no go school for some days as advised and was bleeped up. I had to pay money that week as my initiation fee. Others I heard didnt pay. I hated myself for being a cultist at that moment but a part of me found comfort that I will never be intimidated again. They give me proper orientation later on. I was now hanging with these guys. I no follow them smoke. Na only drink I do with them. Them tell me say that guy wey fucck me up go hear am, him dey fuckup and him cup don almost full. At a point, I was uncomfortable cos of some of the riff raffs in the nest. I told myself that I can't be in this shit forever. Omolola was a thing of the past and I could not date my new gf well again cos airlords dey always fly come my apartment and I never wanted that revealed to her.
For my first 2 months, there was no wahala. Untill we were summoned by the Ibaka head that there was a war in Agric and they needed hands to waste a top axeman. Thats how 4 of us, go straight to the hotel where the guy was having a drink. It was his girlfriend that gave out his location. As the guy came out about to board a bike, that's how we waylaid him. i was armed with a machete ready for anything. As we saw people were coming, one of us shot at him and we disappeared. This happened on a Saturday night. Sunday morning, I on my own without telling no one, left ikorodu to my Church on mainland where I stay. Dont know how my spirit had the courage to make that move but I am happy it did.

Ahh, I remember this hit. The guy was my team mate and a DJ as well. I stay in Agric. Wtf

yehmy:
is everything okay at home?

Ask your pops

yehmy:
kiss daniel looks like a fyn boi to me from his dressing but with the way he screams fly boi i'm thinking he's a bird plus he loves the blue berret more than the yellow or black

Olamide isn't an axeman

Mvici:
I Lost Confidence In My Girlfriend The Moment She Asked Me To Marry For My Mother.

I had a girlfriend some few months back before the covid 19 outbreak, that was after we went home from school due to the strike and the pandemic, we both are in the same school which is IBB university lapai, in our final.

So at home this faithful day, I put a call through! We both were talking, laughing on phone, so she ask about my mum, I said she was fine and she now ask abt her loneliness because no one at home, I told her but I'm still here with her, she ask what if school resume and what if we should go for our service next year, she now told me to marry another man for my mum.... lol... telling me who knows" that my mum might like the idea if I should table it with her. Gosh! I actually laughed about it then on phone with her but inside me, it wasn't funny at all.

The next day, what she told me was still bordering me, so many things were just running on my mind...so even if by mistake I wife her in future and the Lord decide to take me when we have a grown up child like me, who is planning on becoming a graduate this year and have even spent 30 years in marriage already....she won't even mourn me for long before accepting another man's proposal or bleeping with another man or probably her one time ex.

I decided to ask my mum with play, mum be sincere to me, you and my dad have been married since far back 1986... U both were in marriage for about 30 yrs before he past away few years ago, may his soul rest in peace..this is 5yrs now are you considering on marrying any one or having any kind of body movement or even can stand the presence of another man in your life?

Guess what her reply was....
Mum said my dad was the only man she know in her life and that's how it going to remain by God grace, period! and I shouldn't ask her such again with cry/smiles on her face because she has me and I will give her groundchil........

Seriously I don't know why I brought this here but pls tell me, any girl that can ask a 52 Year old woman to re_marry even after she has a child, isn't it clear that she can't stay without having sex to anyone as long as her husband is on a peace keeping mission or even travel abroad?

Thanks everyone.

You think with your anus

Exclusive101:
See the dust race this fool de post as achievement? A Osun built over 20 of this in Ogun n them no born him mama well make hr celebrate am ?

Which kind English be this na? Haba

irunoboo:
May thunder strike all Ronaldo fans

Why so stupid?

Blackfire:
The buhari lead govt should pardon shekarau ( though I don't see anything wrong in what he did).. Rehabilitate him, and give him the police or army to lead, or better still make him a senator..




We need him.


Allah Akbar

Your father!! Your really papa. Make Ogun strike ur balls

deadZONE:
May Odin strike that EYE with blindness,
What nonsense!!!!!!!!!
I reserve the rest of my comments
till the day u guys price!!!

Sharap mumu. Your stupid Odin kill u there

[quote author=chipsypop post=86402525]Good day all. Sometime last year I just woke up one morning and noticed a bald patch in the middle of my head overnight. When I googled it I found out that it is called ALOPECIA AREATA and that it has no cure. I learnt that it is caused by the body's defence system fighting the hell cells for no reason.

Pls I would like to know if any Nairalander has experienced this before and how he or she handled it.

Mods Pls move to front page, abeg help a brother [/quote

It happened to me last 2 years and I had to go to the pharmacy. Right now it's better and my hairs are out.

SpatialKing:
A club with taunts as FANs

Chai English hard for u o.

Jibsy203:
Evribody no say Bob can't wright than, rather Tonto's hand writting

And you can't spell Write!! Smh na wright Phillips you for write na

NwaAmaikpe:



He was just detained on the 26th of September and she's already crying out for his release.
Is that how sex-starved she is?

Governor Ayade should gift her a vibrator so she does not interfere as justice runs it's course.

No critic of government must be spared.
This is the Next Level.

Why you mumu like this?

Frankiss44:
This is no murder.. The bars here are weak.. Vector on beast mode can do better than this... I rate him that high.. This is more like a freestyle

Oga rapper. Please drop your own bars let's hear it.

solmusdesigns:



Na why for this Man-child

First he refuses to attend, then he cant congratulate the winner, now he is posting gilbrish, Oga Ronaldo abeg follow Atiku enter Supreme Court

Reminds me of all this bitter ex Girlfriends disturbing Social media with phony motivational qoutes

..

Why u dey talk rubbish? Pep wey dem nominate attend ? Try get sense

tshoboy:
My guy

Him sabi you?

opebiboy:
Khafi na okpo

Na u sign her under okpo records bah.

drizslim:
SA currently is the proverbial saying "Fire on the mountain"

Meanwhile be careful how u type "Amen" on people' internet prayers, my colleague typed 'Amen' on a friends status & disappeared.

I pray this never be our portion, if you believe lemme hear u say "Amen"

Did you smoke in your dream?

OgogoroFreak:
Why is the mother's grave bigger than that of her children?
Does it mean that her ghost would also be bigger than theirs?

Sir, do you have sense?

cenaman:
This IPOB lady is an ungrateful fellow.

My foolishness is inbuilt . I weep for you

GavelSlam:
All of you are sheep.

You cannot think on your own.

I have asked of what benefit cryptocurrency is to the Nigerian and you are all here throwing insults.

If you know your father did not waste his money on your education, itemize 5 bullet points on the benefit of cryptocurrency to the nation.

Explain what it replaces and why his should be the new way to go.

I know you cannot.

All you heard is bitcoins give money.

You buy, you hold on to it, and then you sell when it appreciates.

You don't have google in your phone? Guy stop plenty English. I feel say since u don tour round the world , u suppose get small sense but sense far from you. Unam ikot

GavelSlam:
I'm an itsekiri man with advanced degrees in the physical sciences.

Live more than 200 days in a year in Europe and the States.

What do you know?

Where have you been?

What is the standard of your education?

And lastly, of what benefit is cryptocurrency to the local Nigerian economy?

Shut up please. Itsekiri man that don't have sense. You live in Europe and the states and you are here saying bullshit. Oga wise up please

Daviddson:
This man and hypocrisy! Is that their initiation hairstyle?

You were born stewpid

NwaAmaikpe:





Afeez does it well for the cameras.
But he looks like he is more pained by the funeral costs.

Because no sane person will show such grief because of the death of a 92-year old.

You are a compound fool Sir