₦airaland Forum

Kill dem all...


U dey kill dem and dem still dey come plenty...

Lmao

tayo200:
.my lecturer was suppose to teach us MTH401 today by 9a.m..but he came 1hr30mins later..instead of saying sorry, e dey form boss for us..we vexed say we no do again..wetin pain me b say, I wasted 400naira on transport for nothing...wait o..wat am I saying..
BTW God is ur strength..

Pls reboot ur brain...

lekanafo:
please park well,who that story son epp?

Thinking!!! Where d daughter

Tundeiab:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE3BiZ4jKYL/?hl=en

It always begins with a choice.....

Who dem epp?? Abeg make dem park fine..dr life dr biz..gat enuf problems 2 pray 4 already

akpur1:
This is what too much weed can cause a pastor

Chai,this is what too much dry shit u do smoke can cause...

HazzanTazzan:
Stack illiterate... its dumber and not dummer. Fact that the "b"is silent doesnt mean u shld turn it into "m"
I wont respond to you anymore. If u need anything from me, pm me

Killer punch..lol

suremossty:
Are u finer than this my new signing bae

Signing ko?? Na chelsea abi tottenham?

finalboss:
o my gosh see face like uncooked indomie..wtf... op just go and imbibe hypo... this bashing too much..she say dey use and dump pretty girls..
meanwhile seems you don expire self


....
open ur hoe lemme see

Guy,u wicked die..which 1 be face like uncooked indomie again?

lanxlot:
Abeg make una no vex o... ever sinx I cum here...I de hear pple de say OP me no knw d meaning o...na im I folo de talk OP from den till now. make jux 1 sensible pson wen no go insult me tell me d meaning...

OP means oputa panel..shea u grab?

RAPIST:
Wetin happen why u dey call my name

Sorry no vex abeg

Flashh:
[color=#1970BC]A pure Nigerian raper.

R.I.P[/color]

Raper ko rapist ni...u 4 say reaper follow

praizeblog:
she dey fear

U sure say u sabi read so?

blackpanda:
Thats why he gave you Buhari. But our people are impatient. We murmur at the slightest of inconvenience and some are already begging God to bring back Egypt

please,I beg u in d name of God..just shut d Bleep up..u dnt knw wat u saying

jordyspices:
I no go accept am before I go dey sleep for nite devil go come wake me up. Tell me say borrow me ur car because say I use him plate number

Lol..very funny

irunooboo:
[size=14pt] Even if Buhari destroy the whole economy, so far he his arresting looters and Jailing them we will vote him back in 2019. We need to see GEJ and mama Piss in jail uniforms. We dont care about fuel or electricity. Arrest and lock GEJ like you did to Dasuki. God bless Buhar
i the best president we ever had [/size]

Are u learning how to talk? Wats we don't care about fuel or electricity...please get sense jo

Smellymouth:
Which of una be the nairalander?

Modified ****- oh, the first dude with the Joseph Yobo's kinda lips

Rotfl..which 1 be joseph yobo lips again? Lmao

ozome15:
is he the first person to die in d hand of kidnapps, so why are they making it seem as if is big thing.in the east here kidnapps da kill people on weekly baises

May sango scatter ya left balls...idiotic fellow

Jesupeju:
I had 226 in jamb is there hope 4 me in mbbs in oou being indegene? Secondly, I saw 177+ 4 freshers so I'd appreciate it if u cn tell me wat their sch fees after 100 level is like

Wo dix 1 come dey ask ni?

Donclaracuzo:
Do u knw robo?

Nah..

Donclaracuzo:
Wetin do yellow and black ? Does that one count?

Issorite...yep it does..

Teophilus96:
What! seriously? yellow & black?

Yes oo..

Na God save u ooo...no try wear yellow and black 2 oo

kissval1388:
Good evening Nairalanders!!
I don't know if I should be happy or sad, but bless God and I praise his holy name.
I wrote my jamb on1st march 2016 and I just saw my result now. I scored 224.
Am very sad because English was the simplest in the exam and I failed it woefully. I still can't believe that's my result. I knew what I wrote in English.
from my observation, I think this is why I failed it.
(1) I heard someone yesterday saying that we should cross check our work whenever the computer log us out. He said after the computer logged him out, he checked and notice that 20 of his English answers has been erased. my computer logged me out but I didn't cross check anything. please others writing should take note of these point.
(2) myschool.ng posted that this anti guessing software might be working in a way that when someone answers like 7 questions at a time. let's say within some seconds. the computer might think you are just guessing, so it will deduct ur mark.
the English was so easy because it was repeatation of past questions. I was just answering it very fast. I was not even reading the questions. ones I just see the answer, I will click it. I finished my English within 20 minutes.
pls jambites take note of this one too.
I don't know how to get microbiology with this low jamb score in federal university ndufu alike ikwo. I just pray they will dash us the extra 40 marks they gave to other candidates that wrote before us.
please friends and pals pray for me. this is my third time of writing jamb.
thanks!!!

U try ni na...224 and u calling it a low score.....issokay

TVTKOKO:
After 2 days of waiting for my result, to my utmost surprised,i was given the highest score in chemistry i dat i did not even answer more than 12 questions(due to time)
My highest score expectation is from maths and physics dat i answered first. i'm so disappointed in jamb.

lalasticlala come and see o chai!

U done die and u still type dix tin....na wa oo....

Phayme:
I sat for the jamb e-testing on the 27th of February,2016 and I did not receive any sms of any kind from jamb. I decided to forget about it until I could check for the results online.

  I finally checked it today and I saw "you cannot see your result because you were absent from the examination".

 This came as a big shock because I did everything that I was supposed to do, which included 1) thumbprinting on arrival to my e centre 2) submitting my jamb slip to the invigilator 3) replying "present" to the roll call 4) writing my name, email on the register on my way out of the e test room 5) and finally,  thumbprinting as I exitted the hall.

  Please, is there anything that I can do at this point.
And does anyone else have this problem or know of anyone who does. please share.

Go to dr office 2 lay complain.....bt na wa oo..after waving bye bye to jamb dem want bring u bak again..Dix 1 is strong