MissYuzedo: It really saddens me. My boyfriend is an Ibo boy. He loves Egusi soup so much but I don't know how to cook it. He normally eats it in the night at restaurants but today he told me he can't take it anymore that he is breaking up with me. Just because I can't cook egusi soup. After I have given him all my heart and my sweet odolondolo is it fair?

A picture of your sweet odolondolo or it didn't happen!

Kingtim: 1)“Fine” – This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.


2) “Nothing” – means “Something” and you need to be worried.


3) “Go Ahead” – this is a dare, not permission, don’t do it.


4) “Whatever" – A women’s way of saying screw you.


5) “That’s Ok” – She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Bonus Word:
“Wow!” – This is not a compliment; she’s amazed that one person could be so stupid.

mods front page plz

Mondisweets: I love NL

WaleFolarin: I am 50 years
and I am about committing suicide. This is because I
am a womaniser and I chase anything in skirt. I have
traveled to the Holy Lands (Mecca and Jerusalem)
respectively coupled with many fasting, all to end
this habit but all proved futile. In fact, the more I
prayed and fasted about it, the more I get involved in
skirt-chasing.
What do I do before I kill myself?

Do you strafff the things in skirts? or You just chase them?



and u have kids at home

Andyblaze: Fake tale

Anyways I think its in her best interest you break up with her cuz clearly with her Bonga fish legs and Skeleton body, you must be one poor and stingy twink...no offeinse

Andyblaze: what's up with nairaland and trolls. I hate trolls! I can't ever be one. Please stop trolling, it aint cool okay, twink?

Andyblaze: where is she, TWINK!!!

Receiving Dog--gy here

JohnnyPalmer: just as your username implies, that's exactly who you are!

Shut up. .Palwine tapper

Andyblaze: Maureen spotted 3 months after Deejay Harry accepted her proposal

Baybe: Arindin!

You don craze finish

Adexchelsea19: since i don dey read comments 4 here nah one tin i knw,u too get bad mouth...Not an insult though

Acidosis: nonsense...


I read the dude's reply..

Very disgusting post to behold.. The dude didn't even appreciate the gesture.. (lol)

Rather his reply was based on my constant opposition of disgusting posts. (smh)


I for disown this girl tonight had it been she was my younger sister or daughter...

what nonsense...