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TV/Movies / Re: What Do You Hate The Most About Nigerian Movies? by Retribution(m): 4:30pm On Apr 13
no real action in Nigeria movies. And their storylines could be too predictable at times, but I do see nollywood changing for the best in the coming years
TV/Movies / Re: Movie Series You Never Get Tired Of Watching?? by Retribution(m): 7:56pm On Jan 08, 2022
Legend of the seeker
Heroes
TV/Movies / Re: What's The Best Movie You Have Ever Watched? by Retribution(m): 6:21am On Dec 23, 2021
I think I and op, have the same taste.
My favorite comedy movie has always been Rush Hour esp pt2.
Then there's Commando 1, War, and any movie from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
TV/Movies / Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima To Portray Mary Slessor In An Upcoming Movie by Retribution(m): 5:18pm On Nov 25, 2021
Don't this filmmakers, do research they're supposed to know that Mary Slessor was white from Scotland. Hw hard will it be for them to get a white lady to play the role, not some over bleached lady with a stupid pink wig. It's going to take time b4 I start taking Nollywood serious.

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TV/Movies / Re: “expendables 4 Will Be My Last” – Sylvester Stallone by Retribution(m): 11:43am On Oct 27, 2021
What a master thespian! I don't think I would have ever watched the Expendables franchise if you weren't in it, and now as you're exiting so am I...

Celebrities / Re: Norm Macdonald Is Dead by Retribution(m): 11:12am On Sep 15, 2021
RIP to one of my favorite comedians.
I used to love him as one of the judges of Last Comic Standing. He was very strict and funny... May his soul rest in peace.
Celebrities / Re: 52-Year-Old Jennifer Lopez Shows Her Fit Physique For New Netflix Project by Retribution(m): 9:11am On Aug 22, 2021
LordGuru1:
���Buhari met with the Queen of England in London and asked her... How do you run such an efficient government here? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.

QUEEN: The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.

Buhari: How do I know the people around me are really intelligent?

QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen sent for Boris Johnson. Boris Johnson walked into the room,

Boris: Yes, your Majesty. You sent for me.

QUEEN: Answer this riddle. Theresa, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Boris: Hmmm... that would be me.

QUEEN: Yes, very good.

When Buhari came back home, he sent for Abubakar Malami.

Malami walked into Buhari's office.

Malami : Sir you called me.

Buhari: Yes, sit down and answer this; Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

Malami: I'm not sure, let me get back to you sir.
He asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer. Malami then ran to Osinbajo.

Malami asked: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

Osinbajo: That's easy. It's me!

Malami smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Buhari.

Malami: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Yemi Osinbajo!

Buhari got angry, and said to Malami; No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by dummies! The answer is... Boris Johnson!!!

Good evening my people
Hope you are enjoying your weekend?
Dude, you're so funny!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: This Free Movie Search Engine Can Help You Find Any Movie To Download Free by Retribution(m): 7:18pm On Aug 14, 2021
Thanks for the search engine.
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Helps Obtain 50,000 Covid Vaccines For South American Players by Retribution(m): 3:11pm On Apr 16, 2021
Nice one from him, he just saved the competition. God I pray he wins it, dis time...
Crime / Re: Uche Elendu's Shop Looted By Hoodlums In Lagos (Photos) by Retribution(m): 11:11am On Oct 22, 2020
These chaotic protest going on in Nigeria has a profound resemblance to the French Revolution in May 1789, just like theirs ours is fueled by our hunger, poverty, anger and hate for the greedy elite. If things aren't put in order this would soon escalate and the youths would soon be labelled as rebels.
At this moment our protest needs a leader someone to put this unlawful acts in check and someone who we know that if someday we win this war will be the protector of our interest. Just like the French Revolution, we need a Napoleon Bonaparte.
Have A Nice Day!!!
Crime / Re: Uche Elendu's Shop Looted By Hoodlums In Lagos (Photos) by Retribution(m): 11:09am On Oct 22, 2020
These chaotic protest going on in Nigeria has a profound resemblance to the French Revolution in May 1789, just like theirs ours is fueled by our hunger, poverty, anger and hate for the greedy elite. If things aren't put in order this would soon escalate and the youths would soon be labelled as rebels.
At this moment our protest needs a leader someone to put this unlawful act in check and someone who we know that if someday we win this war will be the protector of our interest. Just like the French Revolution, we need a Napoleon Bonaparte.
Crime / Re: Hoodlums Burn Two Police Stations In Ebonyi As Umahi Imposes 24-hour Curfew(pix) by Retribution(m): 10:43am On Oct 22, 2020
With the rise of violence and unrest all over the country, with the president still remaining silent at these dire time. I'm force to predict that if this chaos still continues to linger. They will be a coup de tat, one way or another the military or the youth will take over power.
And Buhari for being an ignorant buffoon who would rather sit back and do nothing than stand up and attend to the youths and their demands, will have his head on a spike.
Last last, it's a win win for everyone because the tyrant will be thrown out of Aso Rock and finally we will get that CHANGE, we've been long expecting.
So Nigerians my advice will be take cover for the country is on fire and it's going to be getting hotter till we get what we want.
Have A Nice Day!!!

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