mukina2:

telly B start praying

oya i have said it

stop rolling your eyes and start praying

Okay. But em. . . start praying for who??    I'm asking this question, because the way I understand possession is that, we pray for only people who begin to manifest with "thunder fire your. . .!"  

Right. My eyes rolling are not a manifestation - so I may not need help right away. But if you see 'em eyes begin to summersault inwards, please dial the prayer hotline for me!  

mrpataki:

Yepa!!!!!!

My laptop dey burn!!!!!

Tired of your antics Muki Muki. Stop chasing here and there.

you are crazee

stop stalking me


@ Telly B
pataki is possesed i have said it
pray for him

mukina2:

@ Telly B
pataki is possesed i have said it
pray for him

Yeepa!! You mean. . . you spelt it out - consonants and vowels?? Ojibijibijibi!!

why did my PC not reject this one this time?? I go vex O!



I better go for some consultations first!

Telly B


you nor serious .i'll suspend you again for making me laff like this .

@ bari_kade

A few 'signs' of demon possession:

Demons cause a victim to experience some of the following:

#1. irrationality of mind and soul

How can a soul be irrational, what is a soul?

#2. strange and aberrant behaviour

Don't know about aberrant. Probably in the eyes of the average Christian

#3. satanic and demonic worship

Don't think so

#4. extreme hatred towards God

Not really, I don't hate imaginary beings

#5. insatiable lust for lewdness and obscenities

I can be quite explicit yes

and in extreme cases:

#6. a strong suicidal feeling

Sometimes, but not too much

#7. deliberate effort to turn people away from God.

Definitely. In general, belief in God is detrimental to humanity

That's 4 out of 7. Do I qualify as possessed?

@nferyn,

nferyn:

How can a soul be irrational, what is a soul?

Could you try this for example? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul

nferyn:

Don't know about aberrant. Probably in the eyes of the average Christian

In religious terms, it means exactly that.

nferyn:

Don't think so

Because you don't know so.

nferyn:

Not really, I don't hate imaginary beings

I hope you didn't consider yourself possessed, as he might not have been referring to you?

nferyn:

I can be quite explicit yes

Hmm. Interesting.

nferyn:

Sometimes, but not too much

Are you kidding me? Okay, please tell me you meant to just tease.

nferyn:

Definitely. In general, belief in God is detrimental to humanity

I am a human being who believes in God. I haven't seen my belief as detrimental to me.

nferyn:

That's 4 out of 7. Do I qualify as possessed?

I don't know. Go through the check list again and let's know how many you might come up with again.

@mukina2,

mukina2:

Telly B


you nor serious .i'll suspend you again for making me laff like this .

I'm serious. Okay, after now, I'll be suspended until you release me. meanwhile, I'm still consulting!!

Telly B:

@mukina2,

I'm serious. Okay, after now, I'll be suspended until you release me. meanwhile, I'm still consulting!! 

Telly B stop . .this your exercising smiley dey make me loose control with laffing

@mukina2,

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_{See? I can't even say a word until she releases me from suspension!} 

You can tell if you are possessed by answering the following questions:

1. Do you go to a funny looking  building on Sundays and worship imaginary people who live above the clouds?

2. Do you take the Bible as being the true word of one of these invisible people?

3. Do you think women should not wear trousers or mini skirts?

4. Do you think that masturbation and pre-marital sex is against the pretend persons wishes?

If you have answered 'yes' to one or more of the above questions, then you are possessed and should seek immediate help before it's too late  

tsk tsk, kinky rev is at it again

can you refresh my memory regarding the kinky church's beliefs?

Reverend:

You can tell if you are possessed by answering the following questions:

1. Do you go to a funny looking  building on Sundays and worship imaginary people who live above the clouds?

But your kinkyclub advertized just that before your dad, Rev. Fletcher retired!  Were they possessed too?

Reverend:

2. Do you take the Bible as being the true word of one of these invisible people?

But that's what your kinclub onced advertized. Infact, I remember you made a case for the Ten Commandment sometime ago - if you haven't editted and re-arranged what you stated on this Forum! Does that qualify you and your kinky group?  

Reverend:

3. Do you think women should not wear trousers or mini skirts?

Worse than that, your kinkyclub of mary magdalene also exposed nude Africans under the guise of nude baptism.  

Reverend:

4. Do you think that masturbation and pre-marital sex is against the pretend persons wishes?

I once read in the hay days on your former website that you and your crew took your masturbation out of the Gospel of John!  

Reverend:

If you have answered 'yes' to one or more of the above questions, then you are possessed and should seek immediate help before it's too late  

Okay, I guess you should take this list home and drag your dad, Rev. Flectcher out of his retirement bed and match him straight to anywhere you can give him the much needed help!  

Hi Debosky

Very simply:

Try to live an ethical and fulfilling life without religious belief

That science and reason lead to more reliable knowledge than faith

Support for secular government and an open society that guarantees human rights for all

That religion is the root of all the worlds problems

And that you should make the best use of your time on Earth to improve things for the next generation!

Most importantly ,  have a good time and enjoy yourselves  

Reverend:

Very simply:

Try to live an ethical and fulfilling life without religious belief

Too late for the re-adjustment. The ethical and fulfilling life was denied the nude Africans you and your crew exposed on your website!

Wey Horus sef? He no go appear here for wetin his white Rev dey do Africans??

Reverend:

That science and reason lead to more reliable knowledge than faith

We didn't see this preached to the African victims who fell for your nude baptismal rites!

Reverend:

Support for secular government and an open society that guarantees human rights for all

The "ALL" was absent in the pictures of nude Africans previously on your website!

Reverend:

That religious is the root of all the worlds problems

And what version of religion did you and your crew use to serve those nude Africans their problems?

Reverend:

And that you should make the best use of your time on Earth to improve things for the next generation!

Tsk. Did Rev. Fletcher do this before his retirement?

Reverend:

Most importantly , have a good time and enjoy yourselves

Ahh! How much good times did you grant those who were under your pews?

@TellyBeeeee

I am afraid it does not matter how much you ask, you will have to get your own pictures of naked Africans.

I am unable to help you as we only allow heterosexual men to join our organisation. I think you should visit
www.gaychristianonline.org and I am sure that you will find what you are looking for.

Sorry again that we could not help you pink bunny, but hey it's hard to help people like you with a penance for mens bottoms,

Everybody who prefers sitting in the sun, breathing the fresh air, chugging a few ice cold beers and watching the female talent in their skimpy summer wear walking by, you are welcome,

Beats sitting in a church waiting to give your hard earned money to some pedophile priest any day

Reverend:

@TellyBeeeee

I am afraid it does not matter how much you ask, you will have to get your own pictures of naked Africans.

I wasn't asking or soliciting for nude pictures. I'm seriously concerned that you're here making so much noise against the very same things that you practise back home.

Reverend:

I am unable to help you as we only allow heterosexual men to join our organisation. I think you should visit
www.gaychristianonline.org and I am sure that you will find what you are looking for.

Is that the next thing your and your crew are considering? Sorry that you would have to keep me out of whatever organizations you hope to frolic with.

Reverend:

Sorry again that we could not help you pink bunny, but hey it's hard to help people like you with a penance for mens bottoms,

I wasn't expecting you'd have anything spelt H.E.L.P to offer - that's simply because you need it more than anyone reading your lines.

Reverend:

Everybody who prefers sitting in the sun, breathing the fresh air, chugging a few ice cold beers and watching the female talent in their skimpy summer wear walking by, you are welcome

Such low life. Sad that Rev. Flecther had to retire so early - maybe it was boring him to death!

Reverend:

Beats sitting in a church waiting to give your hard earned money to some pedophile priest any day

Well, that's a good finish to a well composed protest against the excesses of the Rev. Fletcher. At least, now he knows why you've been holding atight face anytime his collection plate passes in front of you!

Telly B:

@nferyn,

How can a soul be irrational, what is a soul?

Could you try this for example? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul

Ah, you mean the brainchild of some pre-modern essentialist mode of thinking that no person has ever been able to demonstrate. The imaginary entity that's supposed to be the essence of a human being. The presupposition of a soul is indeed very irrational. Does that make the soul itself irrational?

Telly B:

Don't know about aberrant. Probably in the eyes of the average Christian

In religious terms, it means exactly that.

Right, Christian compassion ans love; Hate the sin, love the sinner, isn't it?

Telly B:

Don't think so

Because you don't know so.

I don't worship imaginary beings, whether they're called God or Satan.

Telly B:

Not really, I don't hate imaginary beings

I hope you didn't consider yourself possessed, as he might not have been referring to you?

Who was referring to me? I just found these criteria funny

Telly B:

I can be quite explicit yes

Hmm. Interesting.

I usually reserve that for people I'm familiar with and it really depends on the circumstances

Telly B:

Sometimes, but not too much

Are you kidding me? Okay, please tell me you meant to just tease.

the feeling usually lasts for about 3 to 5 minutes

Telly B:

Definitely. In general, belief in God is detrimental to humanity

I am a human being who believes in God. I haven't seen my belief as detrimental to me.

Religion's just a monumental waste of time and effort and is extremely divisive

Telly B:

That's 4 out of 7. Do I qualify as possessed?

I don't know. Go through the check list again and let's know how many you might come up with again.

Am I to choose? Nice. I'm possessed by invisible drunk pink unicorns with a monumental hang over. They poke me with invisible needles and make me do weird dances

Reverend:

@TellyBeeeee

I am afraid it does not matter how much you ask, you will have to get your own pictures of naked Africans.

I am unable to help you as we only allow heterosexual men to join our organisation. I think you should visit
www.gaychristianonline.org and I am sure that you will find what you are looking for.

Sorry again that we could not help you pink bunny, but hey it's hard to help people like you with a penance for mens bottoms,

Everybody who prefers sitting in the sun, breathing the fresh air, chugging a few ice cold beers and watching the female talent in their skimpy summer wear walking by, you are welcome,

Beats sitting in a church waiting to give your hard earned money to some pedophile priest any day

Hahahahahahahaha. Lmfao. I'm going to pass out! Hahahaha.

@ Telly B,

Information just reaching me indicates that members of the Kinky Church are castrated beings.

The Reverend is a complicated piece of rubbish.

@Retro

Hi Retro

Information just reaching me indicates that members of the Kinky Church are castrated beings.

that would explain a lot of misplaced anger towards god on the reverend's part,

Our father
who aren't in heaven,
Hollow be thy name.
Thy kingdom dead,
thy will be read.
On earth as if there were a heaven.
Give us this day our daily dream
and deliver us from reality.
For thine is the falsehood,
the corruption
and the Horror
forever and ever
Hy-men.