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Christianity EtcRe: Who Created Evil? God? So He's To Blame? by retro(f): 5:57pm On Jul 19, 2006
Seun:
Nferyn, for once you saved my ass instead of striving to disagree with me at all costs. Thanks.
[offtopic] I'm sorry about my signature, but I really do want to be in Afeni's undies. Can I get my old location back? The one that says 'in Afeni's undies' . . . I've been crying. I really want to be there. [/offtopic]

Please don't ban me for this. Lmao.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Over 20? Then Sign In Here by retro(f): 5:53pm On Jul 19, 2006
I am something else? Hahaha! How's that?
FamilyRe: Men And Women Are Equal! by retro(f): 5:52pm On Jul 19, 2006
Oh. Mo ti gbo. Lol!
FamilyRe: Men And Women Are Equal! by retro(f): 5:51pm On Jul 19, 2006
In English? Sorry.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Over 20? Then Sign In Here by retro(f): 5:50pm On Jul 19, 2006
Now you're 20?
FamilyRe: Men And Women Are Equal! by retro(f): 5:42pm On Jul 19, 2006
diddy4:
i know damn well that the truck pushers in naija are hardworking and most of them can't read and write.
But they ARE intelligent in their domain. They don't have to be litterates to be considered as intelligent people. That's not what it's about. The fact that you do well in what you do, the fact that you know what to do, the fact that you do what you do and don't screw up are traits of being intelligent. Intelligence isn't about reading and writing.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is Afeni by retro(f): 5:37pm On Jul 19, 2006
ladex142:
Please just give me few incidence that could warrant anybody hating this dude. Please I'd like to know because am a very curious person smiley

To those who hates him, give me all ya reasons (i hope am not asking too much grin)
and To those who loves him, tell me why, also to those who neither loves him nor hates him i need your reasons also (i think this show you the level of my curiosity grin)
Don't apologise for being curious. Well, I love Afeni because he's my ho. Also, I live in his panties. Nobody hates him here, those who pretend they do are just overreacting.
Christianity EtcRe: Skeptics And Atheists In Nigeria: How Do You Manage? by retro(f): 5:35pm On Jul 19, 2006
Reverend:
Absolutely!

Below are the times. I will be extremely happy to deal with you on a personal basis and be your private tutor!

Monday to Fridays Quickies 10:00 - 12:00
The Saturday Love-in 11:00 - 18:00
The Sunday Bonk 10:00 - 16:00

1st Monday of each Month is the sexual miracle conference with orgy and barbecue!
Next Months star guests are Pastor Chris and his wife Anita who will give a naked Irish step dancing exhibition in the main hall!
Yay! This is the best church ever!
FamilyRe: Men And Women Are Equal! by retro(f): 5:34pm On Jul 19, 2006
How can you be hardworking but not intelligent? A hardworking person is intelligent.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is Afeni by retro(f): 5:30pm On Jul 19, 2006
eveseh:
Afeni is,cat,chicken, he/goat, a joke

srry Afeni but u are
He's a cat/chicken/goat ? You do know that that's impossible.
Christianity EtcRe: Skeptics And Atheists In Nigeria: How Do You Manage? by retro(f): 4:20pm On Jul 19, 2006
Zoltan, I'm already a member. By the way, do we get to have sex at CKMM?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 3:49pm On Jul 19, 2006
Hey Svs.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Really Enjoy On Nairaland? by retro(f): 3:48pm On Jul 19, 2006
[size=50pt]Afeni.[/size]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is Afeni by retro(f): 3:42pm On Jul 19, 2006
I hate being whatevered, watch it.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is Afeni by retro(f): 3:01pm On Jul 19, 2006
Afeni is my man. I'm his goddess. That's all you need to know! Oh, you've got to respect him or you won't enter my kingdom.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 2:56pm On Jul 19, 2006
Badman888:
retro please shoot her if she comes close to him huh cry cry
Definately!

ToyM28:
lmffffffaaaaaaaoo grin

Retro, please let me have him u can't deal with him, i know d right person that can!.


Badman, honey plssssssssssssssssssss, u know i don't want him for myself. U know i love you to much 4 that! I just don't retro to have him. Plss beg her not 2 shoot me!
I live in his pantie(s), trust me, I am already dealing with him.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 2:46pm On Jul 19, 2006
ToyM28:
Lol. well Retro i'm not prepared to back off, no mater how many guns u cock. I'm prepared 2 fight (i don't want him, but i enjoy fighting for and with him)! grin grin grin

Well retro u can let me have him without a fight right! Oh i trust girl, u understand! Tnx for lettng me have him. No i'll give him 2 nybody who wants him, xcpet u! cool grin
We aren't fighting for him. He's already mine. You'll never have him. *Prepares gun*.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 2:43pm On Jul 19, 2006
2cantango:
Lmao @retro - be calm girl, no one wants your Afeni lipsrsealed tongue
Is that right? I don't think so. Everybody's jumping on his poor a*s.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 2:40pm On Jul 19, 2006
bluenubian:
@miss 2c,
always eager to see who next u correcting tongue

@retro
no mind them jare, back then they didnt want him, now that he's taken, they all on him grin grin
I'm quite happy that she corrected me. Anyways, you're right. Back then, nobody wanted him, now that he's taken, they want him. Pft! YOU WON'T HAVE HIM.

*Prepares gun*.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 2:35pm On Jul 19, 2006
2cantango:
Lol retro cheesy Afeni is taking what? tongue
Grr! See? I'm mad. That's why I'm typing like an idiot. No more matchmaking for Afeni. Damn you people! One more typing error and I'll shoot you all.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 2:29pm On Jul 19, 2006
You all should stay the hell away from Afeni! He's already taking! Damnnn!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 2:04pm On Jul 19, 2006
bluenubian:
@retro
well if afeni had to be with anyone, am glad its u?
I know. The other girls don't deserve him. He's too sophisticated for them.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:56pm On Jul 19, 2006
ToyM28:
Retro better listen 2 blue and SVS. If u don't wooooooo, i'm sorry 2 report u'll end up witha a bad case of undiesvities. In other words, this case is worse than HIV its a situation whereby, your body rejects all form of male contact. And oh girl its not a good disease it makes u die a spinster!
How can being in Afeni's pantie(s) make me die a spinster? The advantage of where I live is that I get used to the environnement. If I should move to someone else's pantie(s), I'd know what to do.

svs:
one month!!!!omg ure going to die!!
please don't die!!
lol toy grin
Die? In Afeni's pantie(s)? Ha!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:53pm On Jul 19, 2006
kellorah:
lol seeing as she's been in there that long and probably afeni hasn't had a shower because of her
Trust me, he's had quite a few showers, if you know what I mean.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:52pm On Jul 19, 2006
svs:
ewwwwwh how can it possibly smell good ewwwwh
I guess you'll never know. I'm considering staying here for one more month.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Does It Matter If I Type Right? by retro(f): 1:50pm On Jul 19, 2006
Mystique:
Oh, was kind of thinking it would be hot & stuffy in there grin
No. It's quite fun in here.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:49pm On Jul 19, 2006
svs:
@retro uve been there for the past week now,r u sure u are not suffocating?
Of course not. It's spacious in here and it smells good. Gosh, I'm having the time of my life.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by retro(f): 1:46pm On Jul 19, 2006
bluenubian:
@retro
quick observation:
your location say's afeni's undies, did u mean that or shudnt u be saying boxers or somfin?
I mean it. I'm in Afeni's pantie(s) (it's censored!!). Why should I say boxers? I'm having fun where I am.

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