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You know what I find annoying in the whole of this thread? The EXCESSIVE use of [size=14pt]BABY GIRL[/size].

- I missed you Baby girl
- Me too baby girl
- How are you baby girl?
- Bla bla bla baby girl
,

Jesus!

Nobody owns her. She's more attached to her husband but she's not an object to be 'owned'.

I asked and my mom told me: when mummy and daddy sleep together, the penis goes inside the vagina and the sperm (she explained what it was) makes women pregnant.

My mom was a nurse so she didn't 'hide' anything.

I hate my dad but I REALLY appreciate my mother.

Isn't going to church EVERY sunday sort of boring?

Badman888:
yea, if he truly loves u then he should teach u how to cook, but i hope u know how to cook, its not good to plan to be preparing ready made food for your husband/partner.

Look, I've found the right guy already. I'm with him. I've told him that I don't plan on getting married and I can't cook and he accepts it. Trust me, he'll prefer already made food than MY own. I can't cook. It always gets burnt or it's too salty or whatever. Cooking isn't my thing.

Badman888:
if u really love the man u would go to catering school retro

Sure. But if my boyfriend loves me, he'll accept the fact that I can't cook.
He can cook if he wants. All I have to do is buy already made food and warm it up.

mizkay:
@ all the girls who say they can't cook/wont cook blah blah blah blah blah. Piece of advice - no cook now. no problem. but no cry when i come cook better food for ya man and them him follow me come run away from you. knowing how to cook is an art, a talent. it is first and foremost for your own benefit and then that of your man/subsequent family. it is a GOOD thing. trust me. Ask all the men who have left their women for the simple reason that they were rubbish in the kitchen. I know my cooking well well o! No man will run away from me when he starts eating from my pot! word to the wise,

If my man should leave me for you just because of your food, then you've got nothing else to offer. The man's a fool. I'll be happy to let him go.

Afeni, yes, he is. He's a terrible person. My mom on the other hand is Bahamian.

Rhodalyn, they are pretty scary. Most of the boys carry knives to school.

Euh, my dad didn't go to jail. I want him to go to jail. It was a response to Afeni's post.

Lol. I hate my dad so, I think he should go to jail for at least that.

I sort of agree with them. I'm now sort of 'racist' towards them. Eww, I can't believe I dated one.
My dad's even worse, he took his car to the garage so he called a cab to take him to work. The driver was Arab, my dad said: 'I don't want no fucking Arab driving me to work'. I felt bad for the driver but ----

I have racist parents. Where I live, Arabs are violent, freaks, rude, dirty, disgusting, also, they are muslims. If my mom should find out that I dated an Arab, I'll be dead.

Fiji, Thailand, San Tropez, Bahamas, Barbados.

Reverend:
I learned that 99% of people in church can not sing

True.

Seriously, I've seen 'kewl, kewlzz'.

It is a turnoff. Seeing people type like that turns me off their posts. Some of them are manageable but others are just eww.
Like I said, it's a personal thing. 'u all can type de way u want, but itz so hard for me to understand', yeah.

EXACTLY. To get the information across, you need to be understood. If you 'type lyk dis n all dat cuz u fink itz so kewl' it's going to be hard for people (like me) to understand you. It took me time just to write that garbage, it surprises me when people type like that constantly.

diddy4:
from the way u type, u will be judged huh. i have learnt another one today. i guess when u are chatting on yahoo, u write everything as it is no short forms.

what a dumb idea.

You've got issues. It's a PERSONAL thing. I didn't say EVERYBODY judges, I DO. Do you understand? Oh and on yahoo, 'i dun type lyk dis'. I make it short as possible but I'm still conscious about the way I type. Do you notice the 'I's? That's MY opinion. I'm not that dumb to generalise things.

I don't have to cook in my house. I don't cook because I can't cook. I hate cooking.

If I should marry an Arab, my mom'll kill me then disown my body. My dad, well, I don't have a dad. My sister'll react like my mom.

[size=20pt]NO ARABS IN MY LIFE[/size]

I can't speak pidgin. I seriously can't. Sometimes (even though I don't understand) I find it funny, other times, I find it 'weird'. Nobody speaks pidgin on daily basis in my house. Actually, nobody speaks pidgin at all.

Lol.

Afeni:
retro, its nice to see you here. I need help on becoming a better writer! Afterall, that is what you are here for, isn't it.

This is always what people say. NO, I'm not here to correct anyone's grammar or typos, hell, I'm not perfect, I'm far from it. But when you type 'lyk dis, ya knoe/no, bcuz itz so kewl' it becomes annoying. Seriously, when I see people type like that, I think less of them even though they're intelligent.
You can't be judged by your looks on the internet but they way you type gives a little idea of whom you are. In order words, you're judged by the way you type.

diddy4:
oh i see, miss perfect. is ridiculous the new word u learnt today huh? i guess it must be, well let me teach u another word child, it is called asswipe. you are one big asswipe. geddit?

You keep on proving my point. Thank you 'dumbass'.