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Is this not that Osofia film












Front page finally.

This calls for washing.

I will celebrate after my F8 exam tomorrow. Strictly by invitation. Admission is free for registered Nairaland members

Offline: which "trainee mod" dey on night duty?

Coz she sold that right when she changed her surname.

Calling fire service... No response

Happy for him.










If living with him can only look this healthy there will be no more stigmatising

I fit swear say na butter she suppose bleed. Cream chick like this

I won't say recommending rape. I will say the street OT album is very dirty.



Rated PG.






Parental guidance is required.











If you like go rape come dey blame badoo

Haaa

This one is strong

What a name....


20, Nairaland Complex,
Nairaland, Lagos
20th of November, 2014



Dear Principal,

I am writing this letter to inform you that the name of your school is sick.

Your sincerely,

Rexphobia (J.S.S 2c)

Can I comment when I get to work?

Beehorn:
If you are awake by this time and you are a nairalander...just mark the register by commenting on this FP MATERIAL.

Absent

jasper7:
This dude is like super talented... why aren't we funding this

My niccar

With a pinch of salt

Singing better than a choirboy....fake ass niccar....smello

charix:
Let me read it and summarize for everyone.

[EDIT]

Convoluted article but interesting although he mixes who's who when speaking in first person.

ETCETERA
- Summons big brother for a diary session in which he (etcetera) plays the role of big brother and big brother plays the role of housemate.
- Asks him questions assuming (wrongfully) that show ratings have dropped, it corrupts children's morals and finally mentions of governments banning the show.
- The official big brother tells etcetera that although ratings have dropped, contingency plans are in the works to salvage ratings. He also says shocking viewers into seeing different aspects of human nature is the reality aspect of the show then brags that those same governments have lifted the ban as personally foretold.
- Etcetera makes mention that religious leaders have called for a ban due to shower hour. Bigbrother assures him that its the people who enjoy the show uncensored who cry foul the most citing moral queasiness.
- Etcetera questions big brother on the methods he'd use to boost ratings. Big brother lists a few new side attractions that would be used to keep viewers glued to the next show; lap dancers strippers would be invited to spruce the show at selected viewing times.
- Etcetera questions big brother if his new additions wouldn't expose children to adult content to which big brother assures him the livestream on the DSTV channels are already PG and anyone demanding adult content pays separate subscription for 18+ content.

It seems they come to an agreement whereby big brother satisfies etcetera's investigation. He finally approves of the show.


Like I said before, a dumb article. One of his worst, unnecessarily long and morals were not learned after reading it. 2/10 compared to his old works.

Thanks jare

Sorry too long

GIFS

see fine babe.... na wetin Ojukwu enjoy be this?

Whatever works for you bro

So you can't drive the car because you want to write an exam?



maybe u are not *responsible enough to own a car.

i wil read later

Happy birthday dearie

Agybabe:
smh...I be like pesin wey dey joke with money?

na me be Kevin Hart shey....Oya burst am

Agybabe:
wanna refund me the 7k?

7k only...oya remove the amount spent on suya and snapp u enjoyed and tell me the amount....also send your account number, ATM card number, CVV2 and pin.


make it snappy.

Maybe you should tell how much he stole first

Agybabe:
Me, ah dunno why those I've kissed enjoy kissing my lips.

Even when I don't want to, they plant their lips on mine at the slightest chance.

HBD

If the TV was devil's box, I wonder what the computer will be? The devil's mind

nani667:
Sent you an email sir....

Hi, please can you help delete my email address from the post?

Thanks

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