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Nothing in the Universe is perfect, noting like
MR Perfect, that is why i posted this article. Do
you know many people love android at the
same time so many people don’t even think
about Android because of its major
Disadvantages.
Today I am going to share with you some of the
most annoying Disadvantages of Android.
“I love Android” this is the slogan for many
android users. But the other party says,
Android is crap, Read the whole article to know
why Android Sucks
1. Hangs a lot
Android is good at lagging and continuously
hanging your phone, whatever you do it annoys
a lot. Whether you are playing games or you
are browsing your gallery or you are surfing
internet, its hangs a lot.
2. Drain battery
Another disadvantages of Android is its drain
battery very fast. You play games for 5 minutes
and your battery meter drop from 98 to 82.
This is how android sucks and eat up your
battery as soon as you touch your phone. And it continue reading via
http://rhapsodiaffos..com/2015/06/5-major-disadvantages-of-android-phones.html

sinaj:
m guilty of only no. 3

lol. Time for change like Apc

A former Inspector-General of Police and
Chairman of the Police Service Commission,
Mr. Mike Okiro, was on Thursday in Abuja
quizzed by the Independent Corrupt Practices
and other related offences Commission over an
alleged N275m fraud.
The PUNCH learnt that the ex-IGP arrived the
ICPC at 9:51am, accompanied by three other
officers of the PSC and went straight into the
investigation department of the commission.
When one of our correspondents contacted
Okiro on the telephone, he did not respond to
calls. He also did not reply a text message that
was sent to his telephone.
In the SMS sent to him, he was asked to
respond to the report that the ICPC quizzed
him on Thursday over an alleged N275m fraud.
When he got to the ICPC, the former IGP was
dressed in ash coloured Niger Delta attire with
a cap to match.
He came in a convoy of a black Toyota Land
Cruiser Jeep, with registration No: T98 01 FG
(PSC) and black Toyota Camry, marked T98 12
FG (PSC). Okiro was accompanied by three PSC
officers.
His interrogation was sequel to a petition by a
member of staff of the PSC, Aaron Kaase, to
the ICPC, claiming that Okiro allegedly
siphoned N275m out of the N350m that was
obtained by the commission from the Office of
the National Security Adviser to train PSC staff.
PSC staff were scheduled to partake in the
monitoring of the conduct of men and officers
of the Nigeria Police in the last general
elections.
In his petition, Kaase alleged that Okiro had
made bogus claims to train highly inflated
number of his commission’s staff in Lagos,
Abuja and Kano.
According to him, the trainings were roughly
carried out to a few staff in Mararaba, a
satellite community of the Federal Capital
Territory, Abuja.
He also alleged that Okiro and others claimed
some millions of naira for separate overseas
trainings, which they never attended.
The petitioner had said that Okiro and others
allegedly siphoned the said amount, claiming
they would train 500 staff in Abuja; 200 in
Lagos and another 200 in Kano, when the
combined staff strength of the commission
nationwide was not more than 400.
Kaase also stated that in Kano where 200
members of staff were said to be trained, the
staff strength was merely 10

5 things that makes your Breast sags
Most women experience a sagging or
dropping breast at some points in their
lives. This is a natural and inevitable
process.
Women are often bothered when they
breasts begin to sag as they feel it makes
them unattractive.
A lot of things can contribute to premature
sagging of the breast and some have to do
with your behavior. So, if you avoid these
behaviours, your breasts will be better off.
1. Smoking:
Even your breasts can’t escape the damage
cigarettes do. Smoking breaks down elastin,
the protein fibers in skin that lend it
firmness and elasticity. Smoking also
damages breast skin the same way it does
the face, depriving it of oxygen and
nutrients.
2. Wearing the wrong bra size:
A good-fitting bra keeps your breasts in
shape and enhances their appearance. If
you’re going to wear a bra, it’s important to
make sure it fits correctly because wearing
an ill-fitting bra might cause extra sagging.
Some women are wearing the wrong size
bra. Stop in a lingerie shop and ask for a
fitting just to make sure you’re wearing the
right bra for your shape so you can make
sure your bras aren’t doing you more harm
than good. It’s also important to remember
to replace old bras before they lose their
support, too.
3. Weight Fluctuation:Weight fluctuation is a big factor when it
comes to sagging boobs. Each time you gain
and lose weight, breast tissue slacks more.
An unhealthy diet can cause stretching of
the breast tissue. Weight gain from an
unhealthy diet rather than weight gain from
muscle-building exercise can result in
stretching of the breast tissue.
4. High-Impact Workouts:
Running, biking, playing sports and doing
any other exercise causes your breasts to
bounce. If you do it often enough without
wearing a good sports bra, they may sag
prematurely. A sports bra should contain
your breasts securely against your chest so
that bouncing is kept to a minimum.
5.Skipping Sunscreen:
Sunburn is never fun, UV rays hitting the
sensitive underside of your breasts
encourages serious drooping later on in
life. Exposing your breasts to UV rays
without a protective coating of sunscreen
can stretch out the collagen and damage
the skin.

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The PDP youth leader of Ushongo LGA, Prince
Ternenge Gbuuga, was murdered by unknown
gunmen in the early hours of today at his
residence in Lessel, Ushongo LGA.
Benue in recent times have witnessed series of
incessant killings. Just a few weeks ago,
unknown gunmen killed a young man in Gboko
LGA.
Read more
http://rhapsodiaffos..com/2015/06/sad-pdp-youth-leader-in-benue.html

Drinking Water on Empty
Stomach Immediately After
Waking Up!
People in Japan have the habit to drink water
as
soon as they wake up. Many studies have
proven
the advantage of this technique.
Treatment with
water gives results against many serious
diseases.
It is known that drinking water on an empty
stomach works in the treatment of the
following
diseases: headache, body aches, heart system,
accelerated heart beat, epilepsy, blood fat,
bronchitis, asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney
disease
and urinary tract, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea,
piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases,
diseases of the uterus, menstrual disorders,
diseases of the ear, nose and throat.
Methods of treatment:
As soon as you wake up in the morning
before you brush your teeth, drink 4 times
per 160ml (640 ml) of water.
Wash your teeth, but do neither eat nor
drink in the next 45 minutes.
After 45 minutes you can normally eat and
drink.
After the breakfast, lunch and dinner do
not eat or drink anything for two hours.
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Apparently 20 Nigerian to celebrities
were singled out and given exclusive
D’usse cognac bottles as special gifts
from American rap superstar and
business mogul, Jay Z. Basketmouth,
Uti and more took to their Instagram
pages to show off their own bottles of
cognac from the big boss himself, Jay
Z. See photos:

The Chairman, Senate Committee on
Environment, Bukola Saraki, has advised
members of the National Assembly to pay less
attention to politics or politicking and focus on
nation building.
While speaking on Channels Television’s Sunrise
Daily, Senator Saraki highlighted building
capacity to help President Muhammadu Buhari,
achieve all he has promised Nigerians as an
important role to take seriously.
The National Assembly had just passed 26 bills
into law and Saraki believes that there should
be priority bills that should be passed amongst
the 26 bills that were just passed.
He added that as a lawmaker, the bills that
would be passed should add developmental
value in the interest of both the PDP and the
APC to help move the country forward.
On reports making the rounds that there are
certain criteria for the election of Senate
President and House of Reps Speaker, Sen.
Saraki said that there is need for such criteria,
because merit is important to be able to build
and govern the members of the House to work
in the right direction.
Senator Saraki also expressed optimism that
President Buhari would give the right direction
to revamp the country and the new
administration will fill the gap of leadership
and strong will that was lacking before.

Senate President, David Mark, in Abuja on
Wednesday, said he joined politics in order to
serve God and humanity.
Mark said this at a thanksgiving service
organised in his honour by Christian Legislators
Fellowship International, National Assembly.
He added that through the prayers of the
people, God saw him through the years and
ascribed his achievements from the military
era to the present dispensation to God’s grace.
He recalled that the Senate had five presidents
between 1999 and 2007 but he remained
president for a period of eight years, from
2007 to 2015.
He said “I joined politics to serve not only
humanity but to serve God; I chose to be a
team player in order to carry the senators
along and I call each of the senators my boss.
“People of God, I cherish your prayers so
much; it is not yet over until it is over by God
so continue to pray for me.’’
In his remark, the Deputy Chaplain to the
President of the Senate, Rev. Vincent Asuquo,
described Mark as a focused man who relied on
God for guidance.
Asuquo said “Mark was a very focused officer
when he was in the military. By the time he
became Major, those who appointed him as
Chairman of Abandoned Property saw that
quality in him as young as he was.
“His comportment, spirit of statesmanship,
team spirit, a very humble personality are the
attributes God anoints a personality with as
leader and Mark has them all.
“He is a bridge builder and not given to
arrogance, neither does he claim to know it all.
When a personality has such attributes, the sky
is the limit of his ascendancy in his career.’’
He advised whoever emerged the Senate
President in the 8th Assembly to examine
himself or herself and be prepared to learn
from the mistakes and the successes of the
past assembly.
Also, Pastor Pertru Okebugwu, Senior Pastor,
Ark International Christian Centre, Gwarinpa,
Abuja, who led the prayer of intercession
during the service, described Mark as a man
that feared God.
“It only takes a man that has access to the spirit
of wisdom to be able to do in eight years, what
five persons had to do. It takes an uncommon
display of God’s wisdom and grace to achieve
that.
“What I will advise is for the 8th National
Assembly to apply the same principle Mark
displayed to achieve so much feat as President
of the Senate.
“He knows how to rally people together and
that is a great attribute that must be
emulated.’’
In his comments, the Chairman of the
fellowship, Sen. Ita Enang (APC- Akwa Ibom
North-East), urged members of the fellowship
to continue to pray for the leadership of the
8th National Assembly.
Enang said that though the 7th Assembly was
bowing out, the fellowship should not relent in
its meetings and prayers.

Some immediate
past ministers must
go to prison, Gbagi
tells Buhari
ABUJA- FORMER Minister of State
for Education, Kenneth Gbagi
yesterday accused some immediate
past ministers of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria massively
enriched themselves while in office,
asking President Muhammadu
Buhari to ensure that they go to
prison after probing them.
According to him, the kind of money
in the hands of some persons in
Nigeria was enough to plung the
country into war in the next ten
years, adding that the money must
be returned by these persons for
the provision of infrastructure.
Speaking with Vanguard, Gbagi who
urged President Buhari not to spare
any rod in his anti- corruption
crusade, stressed that the President
must be decisive if he must succeed
in taking Nigeria to the promised
land.
According to him, some very
powerful ministers did not have
respect for the nation’s local
currency as they operated
throughout in office in dollars,
thereby turning the country into a
dollar economy, adding that two
powerful ministers in the
immediate past Administration must
go to prison and be made to return
the over 100 trillion tax payers
money stocked away in other
countries, institutions and agencies.
He said , ” President Muhammadu
Buhari must be decisive if Nigeria
must succeed as 2016 must be seen
as a year when Nigerians enjoyed
democracy.
He should ensure that no rod is
spared. Buhari has no right to grant
pardon to anyone that has
committed crime against the
country because he is not a court.
We hear that there are negotiations
to grant pardon to some persons,
everyone should be made
accountable, there should be no
negotiation. He will loose respect
from Nigerians within six months if
he does not ask all those people to
vomit the money.
” The kind of money in the hands of
some persons in Nigeria can put the
country in war in the next ten years,
he should follow them, no matter
who you are, you to to jail. You
cannot be wealthy in England,
Germany, others without showing
how you got it. Some one in Nigeria
may have only a car, no house
before becoming a governor, a
minister, Special Adviser, others,
but when he is elected or appointed,
once he leaves office, he becomes a
billionaire and will start
intimidating, harassing the people.”

it was indeed a success but quite a number of
attention
were drawn to the pres. speech especially
when he said
"I BELONG TO EVERY BODY & BELONG TO
NOBODY "
Check the reactions to his speech
http://rhapsodiaffos..com/2015/06/photos-reactions-to-pres-buhari-speech.html

Arc Darius dickson ishaku was born on friday
30th day of July 1954 to Mr Ishaku Istifanus
and Mrs. Naomi at Lupwe, now in Ussa Local
Government Area of Taraba State. He was the
fifth of ten childresn and Had a very happy
childhood.
The young Darius was Enrolled into St
Bartholomew's primary school, Wusasa, Zaria,
in 1961, and obtain his first school leaving
certificate in 1967.
===>http://rhapsodiaffos..in/2014/12/early-life-of-arc-darius-dickson-ishaku.html?m=1

Some days ago, a few foreign media including
BBC, AFP and Daily Mail published a story
claiming a Nigerian restaurant in Anambra was
shut down for cooking human flesh. (Read here)
The Anambra State Police Command responded
to the story yesterday Sunday May 17th, saying
nothing of such happened. The State's Police
Public Relations Officer, Uche Eze, said;
http://rhapsodiaffos..in/2015/05/nigeria-police-responds-to-alleged.html?m=1

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If Facebook was there in bible times, some posts
would be like:
1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a
pillar of salt.. #Shaking!
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai..Miracles
be going down here.. # OMG!
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from
the forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!?
#Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The
view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep
staring at me.. # Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you
kill your own bro.. #RIP Abel.. *Tear Drop*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't
believe I served her father for 14 years just to
get her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me..
#SelfieWithLamb!
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day..
Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling
with 'em bro's.. Them guys are
funny.. #LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages
on WhatsApp He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up
Mahn!
11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam
going to bring the roof down on this party..
#TurnUp!
12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal!
#Smh.......
Happy new year All

Here are some of the things I hate the most
about Nigerian music videos.
1) Most of the videos have no theme or concept/
storyline at all. It’s like just watching people
mime their songs to a camera.
2) A word of advice to the newer artists: TAKE
OFF THE SUNGLASSES!!! You are new. We need to
see your face. Not only that but sunglasses are
made for outdoors. There is no sun indoors. It
just looks plain silly.
3) Women with guts are not supposed to wear
mid-drifts. It’s offensive to my eyes. In fact it is
offensive to my entire being.
4) Your whole “crew”, your mother,
father,brothers and sisters don’t need to be in
all your videos. Not everybody has a face meant
for TV.
5) The shining effect that makes “bling bling”
look like it’s actually that shiny just proves that
it’s not real.
6) Zooming into womens behinds and bosom
area is just disgusting.
7) Stop making us watch the same video over
and over again: ie Come up with something
other than girls shaking behinds, guys flashing
bling and alcohol and displays of cars.
What is this new trend of not using Nigerian girls
in videos? I’ve seen a lot of South African and
Latino girls in Nigerian videos lately. Are there
no more women in Nigeria? It’s like they are
saying Nigerian women, particularly dark
skinned ladies aren’t good enough. If we don’t
appreciate ourselves it’s no wonder no one else
does.
9) Last but no the least, the scenes with the
expensive alcohol and fake dollars on the table
is over played and looks really lame.
10. What is this nonsense trend of dancing with a
red coloured plastic cup of vodka in these music
videos? Olamide, Iceprince and co, stop that
nonsense jare.
11. Showing off your borrowed rides(cars).
12. If you want to sing, just go straight to the
point and disappear so we could listen to the
next nonsense. Don’t spend the first two
minutes of your song asking us silly questions
like,
“Yo yo yeah, you know how we do it? you know
I’m back again?.”
No, I dont know how you do it and you never
left. I watched one of your silly songs yesterday.
13. Why does KC dresses like a Behind spare
parts dealer. Dude be looking like a christmas
tree. I like his new ride though. Let’s hope he
doesn’t turn up in a golden suit one of these
days.
14. “The way she dey wind her waist for the club
dey make me go gaga. I never see that kind of
yansh before”
So if these musicians don’t add these line to
their lyrics, the song will be not be sweet eh??
15. Psquare and Iceprince need to stop dressing
like they are going out for Interhouse Sports
competition. Calm down with the astronaut
clothes and oversized shoes.
16. Video vixens need to stop acting like an
earthworm that emerged from a salt solution
pool. All that unnecessary ‘touchtouch’ and
‘curlcurl’ is not sexy at all. We are okay with
unrealistic scenes like moving around the beach
on high heels.
17. What’s the meaning of “aye yeh ye
h?” No subs intended. LoL
I should stop here before they arrest me. You
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