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Last yr, i bought an injoo phone but the battery got fat like soaked bread i wonder how it became dat way. I asked one of my phone retailers to find out the amount at phone deport in warri nd dey told him that the battery isn't available. Later diz yr i ask the phone retailer how much it is sold he said N3500. Pls confam dis amount fr me before this guy chop me wella. See wetin buhari cause!!! Lolz

BuddhaPalm:
To be fair, his defence is credible.

The party was in a club. You do your thing in a corner, and others are free to move around and even mingle with your group.

It seems u need a buddhapalm or slap hahaha funny name

halfricanadian:
Kuku say u wan turn my neck to turkey own

Lols...actually i think u meant turtle neck

I comment my reserve now: like one bobo said at the top why allow d party to go on? Maybe d wahala end result too big fr am oo den d denial

Marlvin:
She's 20 n you still refer her as a teen ?

I used teen because of d way she dressed up

chibwike:
Stop crushing on me.

It will do you no good

Lols

halfricanadian:
shaking head for op in slow motion

slow motion too fast abeg shake more slower

Cutehector:
To b celeb sweeeet I swear

Really? Hehehehe

Kendall Jenner, 20, opted for a more colorful look—she wore a long sleeve, off-the-shoulder pale blue crop top, paired with ripped blue skinny jeans and sunglasses. #NiceLook

incredible6:
Register domain for free that isn't advisable but if you insist try www.000webhost.com I have used it.. it's also come with free hosting too but the domain has an extension of their name e.g ExampleName.webhost.com


But to really be frank buy domain by hosting with your money it pays

Okay. Thanks

I've been developing a forum site but all i can do is actually coding. Any suggestion on where to register my domain for free? Help a brother out! Pls

BoiledHead:
Not only you oo.

There is one celebrity I have even turn to goddess. She is all over my phone, my laptop. Everywhere I dream of her. Put her pictures all over my home. Like a shrine for her. E remain make I dey offer am sacrifice I swear.

Like vinshu said the best thing is to meet with the celebrity and it's over. Once you do, it will all go away.

All my sisters nd broda found out nd i don't know why dey ar keeping quite

Vinshu:
You can't stop it. All you need to do is meet the celebrity and it will end.

I was crushing on a celebrity too for so many years of my life even idolized him. I had to go out of my way to meet with him. Before I was ok.

Jeez! I tried hating but didn't work at all.

yes sir? @jacksonville

I've been crushing on a foreign celebrity for a very long time now because nigerian celebs are crap to me. All my frnds know abt it nd sometimes dey playfully mock me. How can i stop dis?

comon guys drop urs bring back some old chill

what's ur kill or be killed memo on any video game platform? As for me it's resident evil 4 ps2.....my arch nemesis "chainsaw guy" either i try my best trying killing him or i die trying.

How abt 5k? If only God of war was among ur list.......

kowema:
Hmmmmmm....That girl is greedy and mean!!.

OP, it's cus u are giving her attention. Ignore her completely for One month and watch her emaciate.

Now i know why bfs murdering gfs is common. I don't have patience like this girl/lady/woman i quoted. I might even end up killing her if she continues wit dat behavior. So op shd find another level. Nd what dis abt having sex wit a girl b4 breaking wit her...FYI ur killing ur soul insyd morons!

dotmanxp:
lolz. computer dey diff from human being o. assuming my papa na one OBO now, I for just take private jet come flog u for delta

Hahaha

dotmanxp:
lolz, for ur mind abi. seriously speaking I am very good bad guy at that shii

Lol. So unfortunate dat u re very far. I have been playing wit com all the time nd i know all their possible moves.

This is why i always ask my mum nd dad why being the best in everything is that important. I do only what i love perfectly thats it

Again!

MathsChic:
Do you really have your head backwards?

Nope but don't say such things infront of witch-crafters or dey will laff very hard at you #Hey.No.Insults.Just.Being.Funny

Chanchit:
Satan don fall dey look ground. That man is squeezing the boobs already spiritually cos he no see/hear anything again apart from what's in front of him.

Lmao

valnelly:
Don't make the same mistake I made!





If you are planning to buy a new phone from slot please endeavour to insure the screen... That is, if it is a screen touch phone.
I got my Infinix Note 2 from slot months ago, but now the screen is cracked. Repairing the screen costs 11 thousand 7 hundred (N11,700) from carlcare.

Ordinarily, to insure the screen costs just N500 per year.
I ignored the sales attendant when she asked me to insure it, I thought she was trying to exploit me.
Now, I regret my ignorance!


Do not make the same mistake I made!

Insure your screen touch phone... If you are buying from slot stores nationwide


I don't know if other stores offer this...

http://www.slot.ng/screen-warranty

Noted

Pidggin:
A simple operation will remove those breasts which may have been caused by the presence of female hormones, there is absolutely nothing evil about this.

Why are Africans this backward?

True but actually ur thinking made me laff. Do not forget that ur in nigeria. Witch-craft is not a new thing to us.