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Good morning nairalanders. to our able orpthamologists and eye related medical practioners, i salute you all. my name is Okoh Richard, i suffered an injury to the face late last year. Later i discovered that my vision wasn't that good and i was having sudden flashes in the right eye. Now my vision is blurry and i can hardly see with it. I've been to a few clinic in maiduguri but hardly you'll find one with good facilities. The consultant at the university of maiduguri teaching hospital said i need to see a vitreo retinal doctor. Now I've relocated to lagos. please I'll like to know the cost of retinal detachment surgery and an affordable hospital that can carry out the procedure. Thank you and God bless you all.

The names of d successful candidates who wrote d navy exam recently 4 batch 23 and 24 will be out b4 d end of dis week.
So dose of u dat wrote d exam should be vigilant and have ur ears to the ground. I repeat, it will be out diz week. I wish all of u d best of luck and i pray dat we will all be shortlisted.[color=#000099][/color]

the new lord of d ring is d best movie i've ever watched!!
It has d best action u can ever imagine. Can someone ever use a sword lyk dis Aragorn is a real warrior and a true king. Legolas d bow man is just too spectacular. I can't believe dat am saying d decieving truth. Oboy watch diz tin and see......:-P[color=]the new lord of d ring is d best movie i've ever watched!!
It has d best action u can ever imagine. Can someone ever use a sword lyk dis Aragorn is a real warrior and a true king. Legolas d bow man is just too spectacular. I can't believe dat am saying d decieving truth. Oboy watch diz tin and see......:-P[/color]the new lord of d ring is d best movie i've ever watched!!
It has d best action u can ever imagine. Can someone ever use a sword lyk dis Aragorn is a real warrior and a true king. Legolas d bow man is just too spectacular. I can't believe dat am saying d decieving truth. Oboy watch diz tin and see......:-P

Man: hi monkey!
Monkey: hu's d monkey? U homo sapiens don't have regards 4 ur ancestors anymore.
Man: (suprised) u can talk?
Monkey: i've always known how 2 talk but u freaking humans don't give me a chance 2 show u how much of a genius i am!!
Man: u're a genius?
Monkey: of course i am!! Hu made obasonjor wat he is 2day?? I did!! Even michael jackson, i also helped him a little!!
Man: bt he's diffrent frm u!!
Monkey: u humans don't have real eyes!! He's different frm me because he choose 2 shave his beautiful thick warm hair and he's covering his skin with wat u sapiens call cloth! Uuuugh!! U stinky humans!!!
Man: can u make me wat obasanjor is 2day??
Monkey: are u willing 2 give up ur stinky God forsaken human nature??
Man: yes genius!! I want 2 b lyk u and become a president of nigeria!!!!
Monkey: welcm 2 d broda hood!!

It may b disgusting, bt at least it's a lesson worth remembering!!![font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

It may b disgusting, bt at least it's a lesson worth remembering!!!

A prof was teaching some students in an anatomy class!!
So afta making some very worth remembering remarks, he concluded by saying: BE OBSERVANT IN WATEVA U DO OR SEE. So afta dat he said it's tym 2 practicalise how 2 carry out surgery!!!
So d prof said, in surgery, u don't need 2 feel disgusted wen carrying out an operation. Den he brought out a dead body and he dipped his fingers into d dead body's anus and then he sucked it wit his lips.
And he told d students 2 do likewise and they gingerly dipped their fingers and sucked it. Afta dat, d prof told them dat u must b observant in everytin u do or see because i dipped my index finger and sucked d middle finger but u dipped and sucked ur index finger!!!

D nokia asha 201 is a nokia model dat can easily be converted 2 asha 202 unknowingly because of d way d phone was built and as a result of software update. Unda ur device settings in ur asha 201, u'll c software update, once u try 2 update ur softwares, if u're unlucky ur in built browser will face internet problem. Dis problem is also applicable 2 all x2-02 and x2-05 phones. Pls if u're asked 2 update ur inbuilt browser, jst decline it else u'll face d same fate as oda users dat are complaining now about thesame phones. If u av any problem jst drop it and lets work it out.

2moro's d deadline 4 d online application!! If u've nt completed ur pending registration, i'll advice u 2 do it b4 2moro ends. Those that don't have birth certificate should try and do it. And don't misplace ur waec or neco scratch cards pls. It will b asked 4 at d tym of recruitment.[center][/center][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#990000][/color]