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1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.

2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.

3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.

4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.

5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.

6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.

7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.

8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.

9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.

10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.

11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.

12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.

13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together

lalasticlala

Liquid beans

Good

See dem face

ladycomfort:
Omo see groove o . God abeg provide a responsible man for me not the one I will be feeding.

God will not give u sugar daddy

ZeeAfrica:
lol, plz translate to english

Mee woh

Be careful

ZeeAfrica:
N wetin consan us wit dorothy's bag? Do we look like we care? Must we know about rose's shoes too?

Onome na u?

kentochi:
Why you dey ask.

I av a lot of questions for him concerning chibok girls

S

Visiting Panama is not that lucrative he will rather send his vice, Osibande

Other states are busy calling Buhari phone numbers, herdsmen that are less than quarter of the state's population you cannot deal with and wait to see how the Dullard react

Waow, where is that bornu thug of a governor

It will not IJN

Osho @ it again

KUNZY02:
Besides fayose had said in one of its media propaganda that they have flushed out some ghost worker and as such save millions which are suppose to be part of what constitute the previous wage bill so the present one should have reduced

You will soon call Fayose tout, What is "some ghost worker"?

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Govt shld free them

but op are you sure u are not the one?

Naija

chimkaire:
he's cross-eyed

Happy birthday my dear

johnmartus:
yes that's good i am expecting something like this before mimiko is a illegal minies who gave him the guts to mini bitumen in the state ?all this lie coming from mimiko that he took him five years to secured order from federal government is a blatant lie why he no start immediately he secured order before Jonathan left office ? allow him to mine bitumen to mismanage the fund?

O boy na Yoruba u write so?

annamila0304@gmail.com

Mummy keep celebrating mediocrity

Shey yesterday na 25th?

Mttcheew... useless Rep under a useless regime

adeh39:
Hehehehehe, I no fit sleep ooo

I get work for here

Plz use CD to avoid std's

adeh39:
Hehehehehe, I no fit sleep ooo

I get work for here

Plz use CD to avoid std's

MUVA:
www.nairaland.com/mimzy


Its on her dp right now.

Mttcheeew... real mgbeke

Pls port