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*puts those glasses in the list of one of the cute things you cant wear* Crazy shades!!!

This Sam Clef is very different from the one I saw in Molowo video. He needs to clean up o.

Isn't this news stinkingly stale

I saw it too, and the lie of "am so sorry I didn't see your message. No vex na" just ended.

infobiz9ja:
Lol, you have mail.

What about? Midnight mailing is very suspicious. *winks*

Please this guy should wear his hat o. He looks somehow without it.

Any lady that really wants to do well in the family area would not work with a bank.
Banks are another form of slavery. So I don't blame her if she leaves that job for a more convenient one.
And almost anything can fetch money with the right leadership and effort. I really wish her the best because it is not an easy one.

ammyluv2002:

Babe am right behind you on that one.

All these grownup outfits and jewelry on these kids is damn too heavy.

Is there anything wrong if she z peeping? Abeg its just curiosity. It could be me, it could be you.

fr3do:
Op, hope you know that 'homophobic' is a word used by homosexuals and pro-gays to refer to those who dont subscribe to their insanity.
The right word is anti-gay

I just learnt a new one. That word has been buzzing around but I never bothered. Thanks.

chiboy429:
I love your morale and your robust sense of articulation

Gee...thanks

Media!!!! ( Mainly bloggers)

When would you stop posting sensational headlines that has no relationship with the corresponding news

The interviewer knew exactly what the man meant.

alexis007:
insults are my idea of a robust sense of humour....and the advice that followed??...i discarded it like used sanitary pads.Anyway shaa,i'm beginning to like you.It's been aeons since a lady stood her ground against mine,though i doubt if you can do that in real life with my intimidating eyes boring down on you and my acidic tongue hurting you to the marrow.....the last girl that challenged me....She changed school because of me

1) Insults are never a way of humour. Sarcasm, probably, but never direct insults.

2) Am very certain that you are not as tall as I am for your eyes to "bore" into mine.

3) You may have an acidic tongue but I assure you I am quite immune to that. If I have something to say, I point it out and if I don't, I walk away. No hard feelings.

4) Am very sorry about your loss of admission into the faculty of Law. Did you shop, if yes, then you shouldn't have. If no, you didn't make the cut off mark.

5) We can actually physically try out a real life bout. When are you reaching school?

6) You can start by getting and maintaining a high GP as well as contacts so you can change courses by the end of the session.

7) Am not some scared little girl that backs off easily from a convincing argument.

btw, alexis007, I would advice you to seriously learn how to hold conversions with people without letting insults trickle in. That alone would add more points to your attitude.

alexis007:
so you are one of those who believe that there is an outrageous level of mass failure in external examinations b'cause students no longer read and are not serious with their studies?...Wrong school of thought!....that said,have you got to know what this same set of 'dullards' scored in their post utme?....Lemme drop an inkling...most people scored 300 and above as though the exams were prepared in their father's house....so Miss everyone-is-a-dullard-except-me,can you explain the discrepancy in performance in both exams?....4get it sister....Only Dibu and his cohorts know why just 47 people made 250 and above 2ru Jamb ppt mode

And you are one of those who attribute your academic failure to other factors first

Now, hold this piece of advice close for life: Success has many fathers while failure is a standalone.

If you start blaming who and what not for your failures, you will lose a whole lot.

Now, other people wrote that JAMB with you and they did well. Maybe not as well as the other years but at least they were admitted and they didn't use any back door.

They wrote that same JAMB and post JAMB and scored over 300 too in post JAMB and am 100% certain most of them didn't know anybody.

So guy, get over your bitterness and do some serious self reflection without bitterness.

alexis007:
so you are one of those who believe that there is an outrageous level of mass failure in external examinations b'cause students no longer read and are not serious with their studies?...Wrong school of thought!....that said,have you got to know what this same set of 'dullards' scored in their post utme?....Lemme drop an inkling...most people scored 300 and above as though the exams were prepared in their father's house....so Miss everyone-is-a-dullard-except-me,can you explain the discrepancy in performance in both exams?....4get it sister....Only Dibu and his cohorts know why just 47 people made 250 and above 2ru Jamb ppt mode

And you are one of those who attribute your academic failure to other factors first

Now, hold this piece of advice close for life: Success has many fathers while failure is a standalone.

If you start blaming who and what not for your failures, you will lose a whole lot.

Now, other people wrote that JAMB with you and they did well. Maybe not as well as the other years but at least they were admitted and they didn't use any back door.

They wrote that same JAMB and post JAMB and scored over 300 too in post JAMB and am 100% certain most of them didn't know anybody.

So guy, get over your bitterness and do some serious self reflection without bitterness.

rattlesnake:
I was scared to open this thread

This rattlesnake eh...

alexis007:
ehhyaaa!...where did you keep your IQ when you were about responding to my post?....Did you even understand what the topic was all about b4 you posted your comment?....sister,10,000 UNN wannabees applied for medsurg alone dis year...guess how many that had been taken after the release of primary and 1st supplementary lists?....BARELY 100...over 9,800 would still write JAMB next year...now if that doesn't define TOUGH competition,i wonder what does.....it's easier for Nigeria to win the world cup than for an average student to gain admission in2 the choicest courses[law,medsurg,pharmacy etc.] in UNN...ask another south-easterner if you doubt me

You really do not have to resort to insults.

The 10,000 medical students you mentioned, how many made reasonable JAMB scores Because I assisted some of them to register and I know that a lot of them didn't make good scores in JAMB.

Now whose fault is that Should the school now take 10.000 people that can barely scrape through JAMB into a very sensitive course like medicine

By the way, I sense that you were probably among those denied admission. If not, ignore the insinuation.

If i hear say e no sleep sharp sharp because books like that can replace sleeping pills

emiraty:
Am hoping to see over 1m views on this. This is the most recognised institution in nigeria. Take it or leave it . It is internationally recognised am I don't work there by the way before una go hang my tongue.

Is that why you had to quote the entire post

Oya bring the holy cain:-D

alexis007:
no UNN?...Why am i even surprised when this is coming from a south-westerner who has not crossed the river Niger bridge b4 let alone entering Igboland?...[in phyno's voice]...JUO ESE...IFE ANA-ALU ADIRO EASY!

I disagree. UNN shouldn't be on that list. In fact, it is one of the most transparent institutions when it comes to admission process. In other words, what you get is what you gave.

BuddhaPalm:
LMAO!

Keep laughing o.

My handwriting z as if Iraq and Iran are fighting winter war. I love Microsoft word like die.

BuddhaPalm:
Hey Babe

How are you doing.

Naaah, no malt. Not if you're hanging out with the boys tonight. Alcohol or stay home.

*sulking*

If this is your idea of peer pressure, try harder o.

I wouldn't ask you to stay at home because you drink alcohol.

Whyy then should I get this treatment

Am coming and am sipping malt. Case closed.

Btw, calling me babe wouldn't chase me from this one.

BuddhaPalm:
Thanks man! I owe you a beer.

Worked like a charm.

I want my own malt o. Because I was going to ask some computer people i know today. But now I cant. But for my headache I must get my malt. *winks*

Bigflamie:
By his dressing.
E.g. Tuttle neck dressing and also walking gently like a tortoise.

Its not turtle neck o. Its wearing big shirt and big trousers with belt for the waist. They go dey float inside the clothes. Even my popsy dey do that kin dressing sometimes.

Happy birthday love. Next year, you may start by reminding some folks earlier because they can actually forget.

I hung up on my very good friend. I was already angry before I called and I was looking forward to having a very calming talk but he just asked me "who is this?" Mehn I just end the call. He later realized it was me and he was pretty mad. I was really ashamed of myself that day.

Nigerians in this earth or mars?

Why did they not contribute it to repair the damages this GEJ and the long list of corrupt cohorts has done to this country