₦airaland Forum

mhisbliss:
I forgot his moniker the moment he stopped yapping like an ape on heat

Divay22:
Hey Richy Been a long time

Happy new year

mhisbliss:
I don't know, ask the swine who said that people are asslicking me

mhisbliss:
whatever makes you sleep at night, you don't know me either, if you do you wouldn't threaten me with vain psychobabble mr keyboard warrior, please get lost from my thread so I can go back to forgetting your moniker and getting my ass licked, thank you

nezzar:
Stop mentioning frauzard that one corner player Bro

Lingard has a better stat than him this season

nezzar:
Lol.....He's my guy Bro.....Getting sick of his attitude
Btw Sterling just broke a record

nezzar:
stop smiling....when talking to all these secondary school leavers

Just be frank telling dem ur mind....dem no be ur babe or ur guardian

greiboy:
happy new year bro

shinarlaura:
Same to u

What's our plans for this new year

lezz:
I showed you both singular nouns going with singular verbs.

And plural nouns going with plural verbs.

You are a discombobulated illiterate who doesn't even know verbs and their appropriate usages. Please see the two circles I marked off in the pics.

First one is an adverb used as a determiner going with a singular noun and taking a singular verb.

The second encircled ring is the plural example.

I have , within 5 minutes, excelled where your father failed.

Listen here, you're only putting up a weak dishonest front because I have rubbished you and all you stand for before these beautiful people of Nairaland.

You're a shiftless commoner, a pretender and an empty bozo.

I will never grace your mentions anymore. You're beneath the alcohol I expel as urine. Never again will I engage a backwater retárd like you again.

You died with 2017.

Any man who sired a shiftless idiot like you must be lower than a regular Joe and marrried to an aimless hooker who stinks worse than a discarded can of tin milk.

Your genealogical foundation is a porous as President Buhari's plans to revive Nigeria's economy.

Goodbye and happy 2018.

lezz:
Edimolu, the cost of my educational qualifications quadruple your father's life savings and that of his father and his father and their fathers!!!

When adverbs such as "all" "some" "none" are used as determiners to herald a noun, the verb takes the position of the noun.

So if the noun is singular, the verb takes a singular form. But if the noun is plural, the verb takes a plural form.

In my case, Nairaland is a singular noun, thus the verb preceding it can not be grammatically influenced by " all".

So, Mr. Bland daft, it is grammatically wrong to say " all of Nairaland know". You're a simpleton. A waste of human effort. It should read , "all of Nairaland KNOWS"

See pics for illustration. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6489759_2017123122_37_44_jpeg218d5a8f5f4bb7cf866bbd41130f21eb



By the way, It's 10:46 pm. You said you'll be in church with your girl by 10pm. But here you are trying hard to best me.

When i told you you are as fake as your mother's breast she used in coning your dim-witted father into a sham marriage you keep denying it .

Failed idiot from a cursed union.


Now, I have demolished you beyond repair. Ridiculed your educational destitution and exposed you as just another frustrated sod hugging the cyberspace aimlessly out of boredom and inactivity.

Never in your wretched life try to correct someone greater than the polluted filth you call your bloodlines.

Magnified idiot.

lezz:
So Nairaland is now a plural subject to go with plural verb? LOMAO!!!

See the product of a backwood educational system where teachers accept farm produce as school fees.

Is emboldened ignorance part of the genetics of your contaminated bloodlines or you developed it from head wounds I have subjected you to?

Harddón-product. What if I told you harddón is just a programmed entity existing only in Nairaland.

You're the sperm every mother wished ended in a miscarriage.

postmann:
Ah! Oh! Yeah!, harder! Moaned the bìtch ass, faggit, who enjoys being lezz-fùcked every now and again.

He likes it rough, brutal and rectum-shattering. He goes down on all fours, beckoning lezz to a rear entrance.

Armed with two powerful thighs and with a loin made of steel, lezz obliges... taking hold of edimolu's hips and there goes the most savage of fùcks.

Exploded rectum, torn, bloodstained anal-ligaments left this biťchass still crying for more. "How about a three-some with postmann sticking it in my mouth while you, lezz continues to trailer-ram me from behind?", the bitch ass sugggests.

lezz:
all of Nairaland knows who postmann is. I have goaded, used and discarded you tonight like a banana peel.

Nairaland serial PM-sending bandit. Get used to life as an aimless, Nairaland mono-fixated psychedelic, non-achiever who was rejected by every girl in Nairaland until you started harrasing harddón for tips on how to get a girl friend .

Ghost face

You're standing at the same edge of foolhardiness that caused your mother her short , unproductive life.

And you cannot use us as the backlash of your father's paternal rascality and frustrations.

I heard you're an only son, and the ancestral deity that ended your parents' marriage prematurely and killed your mother has started fanning your neck.

Frustrated ceaseless onanist.

lezz:
Take a pause and read the part I emboldened for you. You're trying hard to convince me ( Nairalanders) you got a girl and you're balling and you finished fucking today it's needless and a show of desperate defending. But of course you felt the cut that's why you began by screaming " try harder".

Your emotional muscles are ill-developed. That's why your a perfect sport for my mental chess.

Like a palace goof or a paid bozo-twät. Fit only for pastime amusement.

Let me leave you now.

Here's hoping 2018 bring you true pussy to wet your sheets and heal you from the aftershock of your maternal loss.

Ruined son of hovering ghost held in limbo.

lezz:
No need to be worked up over the truth.

People say internet behavior doesn’t mirror reality offline. But I have often disagreed.

31st December 2017 we’re in the spirit of celebrating the emergence of 2018 with fanfare and celebrations while you are here locked up in a dark room trying to celebrate the new year with mentions.

No surprises you need Nairaland intervention to get a girlfriend.

Mr. Blahs, slide your phone into your hip pocket and dare the world outside your door without resorting to the fleeting reality Nairaland projects.

You want a real girlfriend for 2018 as opposed to a virtual one for 2017, don’t you?

romeorailss:
Hahahaha so u sabi me lyk this

shinarlaura:
Lol.. this guy is crazy

falconey:
[color=#7000BC] Being a Liverpool fan since I were in my father's genital, however I officially became a kopite in 2005 after the historic instanbul win.[/color]

Martin0:
I have absolutely no problem with whetever goes on NL
We are all here to have fun,lear and meet new friendss

Kimcutie:
lol.

g'evng bruv, how ya syd?

nezzar:
Ain't watching my team till the end of the season
I either go back 2 my laliga and support the catalans

yeyerolling:
Who get dat leaked nudes

Kimcutie:

falconey:
[color=#7000BC] I didn't know you are a Kop. [/color]

nezzar:
Martial is a striker bro so I expect my onigbide coach 2 play him up front and relegate Rasheed 2 d bench