EmmySparky:
lol yea...she is my cousin

lolsssss,,,no wonder

modaink333:
Will it give me breakfast today?

it may give you what will give you breakfast tomorrow ,,,knowledge!

DaddyKross:


Hahahahahaha
Up Oyalami high school.
We know una

lolsssss

valdes00:
To my own understanding, i think its called LIL KESH

you just opened my eyes ooo,,, DAT sounds nice

EmmySparky:
it is called kpim

dats what chinonyerem told me when I asked her,are u perchance related To her?

Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala

next door

lyrical:
its called "KPOM". find out and thank me later...

you deserve an award

sainty2k3:
Its good to be inquisitive ,but what are we going to call this now . organizing naming ceremony to the little dot on top I. What about the dot on top j. Abeg make we face better thing jare

you are free to become the master of the ceremony

ashjay001:
Normal nigerian greeting.

omo DAT greetings no b here

My Ex saw me at Shoprite and she said “so u are still alive” I replied “No ooo....I just came to buy bread then i will return to my grave”

But wait!, People wicked ooo,so she want me dead? Chai

Nigeria conceded two goals in eight minutes. Right after that
the social media has turned upside down declaring the final
outcome of a war that has not reached half way. I could hear
someone saying Nigeria would be beaten 6-0. With much
desire determination hard work and hunger to succeed the
super eagles pulled out an outstanding performance not
minding the earlier downfall and they went on to win the
game 4-2. The table turned again and praises for the super
eagles emerged.
In life when you fall or have a faulty start people tend to
laugh at you giving you false hope that you won't return. You
might feel so embarrassed and heart broken but I tell you
that you mustn't give up. Believe in yourself. Don't let
anyone tell you that you are facing an impossible task. The
same people that ridiculed you will still come back and
celebrate you if you don't give up. You can defeat the best to
be the best. The initial downfall is just to let you know that
you need to strive more and pray more. I believe you will
make it in life.... Don't be down no matter the odds against
you...Nigeria conceded two goals in eight minutes. Right after that
the social media has turned upside down declaring the final
outcome of a war that has not reached half way. I could hear
someone saying Nigeria would be beaten 6-0. With much
desire determination hard work and hunger to succeed the
super eagles pulled out an outstanding performance not
minding the earlier downfall and they went on to win the
game 4-2. The table turned again and praises for the super
eagles emerged.
In life when you fall or have a faulty start people tend to
laugh at you giving you false hope that you won't return. You
might feel so embarrassed and heart broken but I tell you
that you mustn't give up. Believe in yourself. Don't let
anyone tell you that you are facing an impossible task. The
same people that ridiculed you will still come back and
celebrate you if you don't give up. You can defeat the best to
be the best. The initial downfall is just to let you know that
you need to strive more and pray more. I believe you will
make it in life.... Don't be down no matter the odds against
you...Nigeria conceded two goals in eight minutes. Right after that
the social media has turned upside down declaring the final
outcome of a war that has not reached half way. I could hear
someone saying Nigeria would be beaten 6-0. With much
desire determination hard work and hunger to succeed the
super eagles pulled out an outstanding performance not
minding the earlier downfall and they went on to win the
game 4-2. The table turned again and praises for the super
eagles emerged.
In life when you fall or have a faulty start people tend to
laugh at you giving you false hope that you won't return. You
might feel so embarrassed and heart broken but I tell you
that you mustn't give up. Believe in yourself. Don't let
anyone tell you that you are facing an impossible task. The
same people that ridiculed you will still come back and
celebrate you if you don't give up. You can defeat the best to
be the best. The initial downfall is just to let you know that
you need to strive more and pray more. I believe you will
make it in life.... Don't be down no matter the odds against
you...

Nigeria conceded two goals in eight minutes. Right after that the social media has turned upside down declaring the final outcome of a war that has not reached half way. I could hear someone saying Nigeria would be beaten 6-0. With much desire determination hard work and hunger to succeed the super eagles pulled out an outstanding performance not minding the earlier downfall and they went on to win the game 4-2. The table turned again and praises for the super eagles emerged. In life when you fall or have a faulty start people tend to laugh at you giving you false hope that you won't return. You might feel so embarrassed and heart broken but I tell you that you mustn't give up. Believe in yourself. Don't let anyone tell you that you are facing an impossible task. The same people that ridiculed you will still come back and celebrate you if you don't give up. You can defeat the best to be the best. The initial downfall is just to let you know that you need to strive more and pray more. I believe you will make it in life.... Don't be down no matter the odds against you...

It's been on my mind ever since I was in primary school and am yet to get an answer to it,does anyone has an answer to this?

my friend has been bugging me with this questions lately,please how can he reduce the pace at which his heartkicks runs when he his close to his crush,especially when he is about saying his mind?

Awwwwww Dat is d end of solomon gru.... Oh! I mean kissing daniel

GloriaNinja:
I PITY YOUR FUTURE WIFE

What if I marry a lesser sexually active lady than me?

greatnaija01:
yes BUT you are already damaged.

YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEPERATE LOVE FROM SEX till you get old.

This is the question you should have asked before damaging your psychological life... with temporary pleasures and permanent distorted realities.

YOUR ONLY SOLUTION is GODLY COUNSEL or MEDICAL THERAPY and lots of good books on healthy relationships else if you marry you will be a serial incestuous cheat,

Chai,guess I need a dictionary to digest this

In my life I've experienced a lot of bleeping with a lot of girls,at first it was fun,but later on I found out that its becoming part of me,to the extent that once I bleep you twice or thrice you don sha be dat,and this has affected me even when I intend on getting serious,later in the end she would have expired in my eyes,the question now is
Can one have a great, long-lasting sex life with d same
partner?

Nesso:
Boring!!

Yeah boring

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED".some people say there is no difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED",but there is. When you marry the right woman,you are "COMPLETE" and when you marry the wrong woman,you are "FINISHED!",when your wife catches you with another woman ,you are "COMPLETELY FINISHED",and when your wife likes shopping so much you are "FINISHED COMPLETELY" . Signed Right-@ne

Savemysoulnow:


You even carry your mumu enter nairaland?

You borrowed me the mumu and I used it well to type that shit up there, I RETURNED IT TO YOU And you still used the mumu to type craps!

CAN'T U LEARN FROM MISTAKES?

Before they prosecute her,abeg make them give me one of those precious boobs make I suck

no forget carry bullet proof juju...else na basuka go finish ur career

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