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dedons:
If you were male,nobody would have sent you any money

Hehehe... true talk there

parisbookaddict:
Hilarious. I only called u ignorant because u are. It Isn't ad hominem. STop looking for an excuse. U on the other hand started with a tu touque fallacies to the questions I asked.

Thanks, it means a lot coming from an Islamist such as urself.

I have never claimed to be a bible scholar. I have mentioned it to u and ur like before. Show me where I have claimed it and I will deactivate my account immediately.

Who said you are a bible scholar? I dey craze I think you need to take a chill pill and re read my post to decipher what I wrote. I said you act as if you were a bible scholar, when actually you know nothing concerning the bible hence the reason why the talking donkey myth is alien to you. Don't forget you once claimed to be using 3 different translation of the bible, yet you've never for once sit down to read it on your own. I believe that day will come, when you have the chutzpah to read the bible on your own, that day, you would throw it away because of the bullshit you'll find therein.

I learn every day unlike u muslims who think the quran is the only book what learning from.

Speaking of gullible, I guess u Mr muslim are not gullible since u believe a paedophile lair bigot misogynist flying donkey riding rapist is a prophet..

I think an atheist here posted the verse already. I just read it, it was a bit funny really. Especially since it is clearly not allegorical. Dude, this talking donkey has really shaken my faith about the wonderful, beautiful teachings of Our lord Jesus Christ..not.

I do. Its clear that its allegorical for how disobedience and sin entered the world. Islam has its own creation myth borrowed from apocryphal books.

Like I said earlier it isn't allegorical. I will study it more and create a topic addressing it.

Ogbeni, check the post you quoted, I asked you to explain the allegory of the chariot of fire that carried Elijah to Yahweh, you claimed it is an allegory, didn't you? Now explain.

More insults. From the devout muslim.
Anyway I do, and u Mr muslim. Have u read the hatefully biogot misogynist unholy paedophile authored quran today

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]He wants to romance her? Very simple thing to do.

Whenever she comes to his house he should be with king James version of the Bible and then he should tell her that he had a vision from God,asking them to read the songs of solomon together and then practice whatever they read.

So when they see something like "your lips as smooth as the rose petals I will kiss it to the glory of God"...then your friend should make the move to kiss her.

When they see "your breasts so succulent and well aligned according to the proportions of your body and i'll love to touch it to give glory to God"...I'm sure your friend knows what to do.

Thank me later [/color]

johnydon22:
[s]Both the Quran and the bible are derived from the same jewish background and theme.. Both hoards many jewish myths and legends and both are equally full of bullshiiiit..

Its called the desert triology..

Part1 is the jewish scriptures Tenarks ...part 2 is the bible and 3 is the Quran. . . . All are same thing and their bullshiits are directly proportional to each other...[/s]

parisbookaddict:
Says the devout muslim whose prophet asks muslims to refer to the torah and injeel for truth..

parisbookaddict:
Here is the difference between the Christian and muslim.. the Christian is truthful and the muslim is fond of lies, al taqiyya as well as runs away from questions about the paedophile prophet mohammed.

No I Havent come across the talking donkey verse..can u provide me with the passage...

Elijah and the Chariots of fire. interesting isnt it... the bible and its allegories and hyperbolic language always gets lost on u muslims and atheists.....

And yes u exaggerated johns dreams apparently...but u missed the point..they are DREAMS u ignorant muslim....

Okay waiting for the talking donkey verse...

dalaman:
. Can you imagine a christian trying to mock a muslim for believing that Mohammed rode on a flying horse when their own bible has talking donkeys, flying chariots, locust with faces of men adorned with iron breastplates and other fictitious nonsense. delusion at its finest.

Weah96:
You funny sha. Those locusts should have been sufficient to warrant an investigation into the author's choice of meal before he slept off. Locusts that look like Michael Jackson in the Thriller video.

Well, you have a point. My grandmother before her death once told me that eating heavy food before going to bed usually result to one have series of bad dream.. And forreal when I was very small, each time I eat pounded yam before going to bed, it is either I am in the ring fighting Kung fu with Jet li or I am flying in the sky like those guys did in 'shaolin soccer'

OZAOEKPE:
Why send this souls to their early grave?

Boko-are-ram bastârd

parisbookaddict:
So u believe mohammed mounted a flying donkey....the muslim brain is one sad thing..remember he was the only withness.. perhaps he was high on hashish

So you believe donkey really talked as according to the bible?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3007809_balaamandtalkingdonkey_jpegc9e7f5a772547edfbaf9bc643d5f1d90

So you believe as according to Judges 9:8 trees went out to
anoint a king?

So you believe Elijah was flown to heaven by a chariot of fire and horses of fire ?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3007822_elijafirychariot_jpeg9db9f20384914022d3d236b3b83c9a6a

In John’s Revelation dream, which is conveyed to be an imminent and realistic future event, he sees crown-wearing locusts with faces of men, hair of women, teeth of lions,tails of scorpions, and wings sounding like chariots. These locusts also adorn iron breastplates in preparation for battle (9:7-10). Draw your own conclusions.

I assume you've not been reading your bible lately.

Perhaps those anonymous authors of the bible were high on pawpaw leaf..

nofij:
I didn't know old people still tell lies like this.
All liars know their position anyway.

tola9ja:
hauzubilahi

uzolexis:
I wee bite ur lips

I wouldnt mind Buh sweerie, don't you think you will look more cute in an Arsenal jersey? Chelshit is meant for 'Agberos' (Area boys) whilst Arsenal is meant for cute baes and big boys

I invite you to North London.. Emirate stadium precisely

coded01:
Journalist: You were beaten again!

Mourinho: My players were tired

Journalist: Do you blame it on your poor performance in the EPL? Considering your team is the defending champion!

Mourinho: I don't know but I blame Wenger for putting such a bad performance against Sheffield Wednesday a championship side...

Journalist: You didn't watch the game!

Mourinho: I could feel it...

Journalist: Is that why Chelsea lost?

Mourinho: I don't like your question, but the best team lost...

Journalist: Against a team that played the later stages of the night with only 10 players?

Mourinho: No they were still 11 players...

Journalist: How?

Mourinho: The Referee...

Journalist: *Smh* Do you feel the pressure at the moment?

Mourinho: What pressure? No! No one can sack me. I repeat no one.

Journalist: Why?

Mourinho: Because I am the special one...

For your information... Abramovich would hand him his sack letter after watching this interview...

Journalist: Do you blame Hazard for missing that penalty?

Mourinho: No I blame Mikel for allowing him to play that penalty...

Journalist: Why do you blame another player for his woes?

Mourinho: I think you don't know football...

Journalist: Is that why you snubbed last EPL post-match interview?

Mourinho: *Angrily leaves*

Journalist: Thank you Jose

Mourinho: Don't thank me, thank Wenger...

Macelliot:
I'm fed up with chelseeee..

Thought you opened a thread the other day that you no longer a chelshit fan?

I will advise you to join Arsenal [The pride of London]

uzolexis:
No make me carry my vex come your side

Come my side nah...I go jam you with kiss

uzolexis:
Hazard,God punish you