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omenka:
That guy's been wasting his talent in the politics section honestly. He should spend more time in the jokes section.

hehehe true though...bitter truth.

Mogidi:
Saraki is off to Maiduguri while Bubu takes off to West Germany with vice president Yusuf Buhari.


P:S
Does anyone know which country Bubu is off to next week?

Maiduguri, the Borno state capital, is
again witnessing yet another
vehicular restriction as Senate
President, Bukola Saraki, pays his
first official visit to the war-torn state
capital.

Mr. Saraki who is expected to arrive
at about 11a.m, would be
accompanied by top leaders of the
Senate, including Ali Ndume, who is
the Senate Majority Leader. Mr.
Ndume is from Borno state.

Also expected on the trip is Abubakar
Kyar, who represents Borno North
Senatorial District.

The Senate President is expected to
visit IDP camps in Maiduguri, pay a
courtesy call on Governor Kashim
Shettima and the Council of Borno
state traditional rulers at the Shehu of
Borno palace.

Security operatives comprising of
soldiers, police officers are mounting
tight security to, according to state
officials, ensure a hitch-free visit.
One of the lanes of the dual carriage
road leading from the airport has
been blocked.

Officials say the measure is to ensure
easy movement as Mr. Saraki moves
in to the town.

MuhdG:
Hahahaha. Really?
Ok naw. Lets hear the one you've learned.
We're all learners naww.

Atleast I have learnt a number of lessons so far on this thread. Let me just keep leaning please. I will ask question(s) when I deem it fit to ask question. But for now, I think, I am 'jaahil' lol.

MuhdG:
Oga I know you're a pro . Abeg come teach us a thing or two

lalasticlala:
you source doesnt exist

lalasticlala:
you source doesnt exist

Oscar4real:
that man na olodo he needs t be castrated

tola9ja:
IF YOU BEAT MOURINHO IN THE LEAGUE I WILL REGISTER A NEW MONIKER

Hahahahahahahaha very good.

Demmzy15:
Chai!! The tin dey sweet me for belle kawaii!!

You are not alone bro.

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho threw away his Community Shield medal after his side's 1-0 defeat to Arsenal at Wembley.
A single goal by Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain was enough to give the Gunners victory with the Blues boss throwing his medal into the crowd before walking down the Wembley tunnel with Bobby Gill, aged 10, catching it.
The defeat is the first time Arsene Wenger has beaten the Portuguese and speaking after the game, Mourinho explained his actions.
"It's the medal for the loser... it's a good memory for him," Mourinho told BT Sport. "Chelsea was the best team, had the more initiative, had good control, good ball possession.
But you know it is that moment of the season where everyone is behind - the energy, the intensity to turn results is more difficult because people is not sharp, and don't have intensity.
"Arsenal defended with a very low block, they defended with 10 men they put everybody in front of their line with very good organisation so... congratulations."
More to follow...

Obiwannn:
That was childish if u ask me. Mou was obviously down and wanted a truce. Wenger should just have walked by his front and wait for his reaction.

Demmzy15:
Chelsea be boiz na, was it the new keeper that kept?

Yes bro.

His name is Feter sheck lmao.

Demmzy15:

My brother, finally, we broke that jinx
UF Goonas

President Muhammadu Buhari has directed the Auditor-General of the Federation to ensure that all outstanding audit queries are conclusively resolved within 30 days.

Mr. Buhari has also ordered that henceforth, all audit queries must be answered within 24 hours.
The orders followed the President’s displeasure on hearing that audit queries remained unanswered for long periods, sometimes running into years, under previous administrations.

The Senior Special Assistant to the President (Media & Publicity), Garba Shehu, confirmed the directives, adding that President Buhari was irrevocably committed to tackling administrative and bureaucratic corruption head-on.

“The era of impunity is gone. The President is taking the war on corruption to the civil service. He is not happy that standard operating procedures and financial regulations are no longer being observed as they should.

“President Buhari will ensure that public officials and civil servants in the service of the Federal Government pay a heavy price from now on for violating financial regulations or disregarding audit queries,” Mr. Garba said.

He added that the President was determined to put an end to the present situation in which, rather than respond to legitimate audit queries, violators of financial regulations in the Federal Government resort to threatening, bribing or mounting other forms of social pressure on auditors.

“On his watch, President Buhari wants to see firm action against those who violate extant financial regulations, not the prevarications and shenanigans that went on in the past in the form of endless probes and public inquiries,” the Presidential spokesman said.

sukkot:
the enemy is you. you run your mouth criticizing higher powers and authority. you are lucky i am not the president of this great country. i will introduce a squad of geeks who know how to trace IP addresses and hackers who know how to get home addresses with the IP addresses. and then i would have a squad who kidnap and arrest people in their homes at night. people like you, barcanista, temitemi would be in kirikiri by now if i was president. you will eat only one meal a day of watery beans. you will have 30 days to think about your treasonous online activities. you people are anarchist and treasonous. undermining a government that is bringing progress