₦airaland Forum

sukkot:
he gotta catch me first. i be first class athlete. 100 meters dash na my thing

Hehehehe

sukkot:
oh boy that one na new word sha. i never hear am before .chei. i guess everyday we learn new things

Yes, learning ends only at death.

sukkot:
no mind that craseman called el presidente

Bros, you have to be very careful with that chief oo, he no like you at all, infact he fit shook you with broken bottle

MrPresident1:
farceur
/fɑːˈsəː/
noun
noun: farceur; plural noun: farceurs
a writer of or performer in farces.

In other words, Sukkot na you Baba Suwe abi? Sukkot don turn Baba Suwe for Nairaland, LWKM

Abi nahhh

FrancisTony:
Boring and dry....

MrPresident1:
[b]Mark my face so if you jam me for area you go wound me ba? lol.

No be soo o

Nor follow Sukkot o, me I don tell you my own ]

I go follow am. because of him I don't buy basketmouth cD's again my CHIEF is a farceur

sukkot:
thats a slamming poem. you write that yourself ?

Nahh...a friend sent it to me.

MrPresident1:
Turn the tides around in a democrazy where he is hampered by Legislathieves and Legislooters as assembly men right? Turn things around Where loyal party men are such solid and experienced thieves right?
Buhari is not the messiah we seek, he is just a shadow of it. The Most High God is showing us patterns; and the interpretation is that we are in the season of judgment.
Rili, are you ready?

Okay, we are waiting and ready. But hey bros! I don mark your face

PS You dey follow Sukkot ba? that mad man , I fity you bery bery much [/b]

LMAO you mean sukkot is a madman well, he isn't a mad man to me. Why do you think he is?

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Nonsense
If dis shit makes d front page, I kip ma fingers crossed!

Move it .

I have a wonderful story
Culled from a true life story
Or perhaps a history
Of a man filled with glory
And a country filled with glory
Though some made it gory
By their corrupt selfish bigotry.

To cut short the long story
The man's name is Buhary
Known as GMB by Jerry
And According to dairy
Of those with memory
And those knows history
He is the incorruptible cavalry
He was first among the infantry
But later a General in the artillery.

Major General Buhary
Fought corruption while in the military
An hater of leadership vices with fury
He became a cynosure of rivalry
Because of his love for the jury
His gentility is not stupidity
But a way sanity
With ntelligence to battle impunity
They gave him a great injury
And planned a coup in fury
To stop him from his ministry
Even then we still gave glory.

Married to Aisha the fairy
Celebration was not with a lavish merry
Not celebrated in a big ferry
Yet they enjoyed love in February
Though not in an exotic Ferrari.

Nigeria is the centre of great glory
But corrupt leaders destroyed its allegory
And left our nation so miry
Leaving us in great gory
Living almost in penury.

Though we have refinery
But we still suffer fuel scarcity
Though someone removed fuel subsidy
Promising to build us good refinery
He ended up leaving us with fury
Common man suffer to no boundary
Trying to make it up with oratory
With wife standing as auxiliary
But it backfired like pituitary.

Never conducting election primary
He came to us like super story
Waiting for us to append our signatory
To his Party like 'greengory'
Tweeting people with blackberry
Postponing the election of February
And appealing to us with bribery
But Nigerians are not into robbery
So they rejected his advisory
And paved way for great Buhary.

Now our aged but strong Buhary
We voted you in with our salary
Cos we contributed to your treasury
To actualize the electioneering in January
And shunned those wishing you Obituary
Praying for you in our sanctuary.
So remember us at Aso so rocky
And grind us not into powdery
Like past leaders in history.

Bring back our territory
And all our gone glory
Ripped off from us by Boko gory
And don't forget our young Cherry
Kidnapped by Boko Haram the bad Terry
And also build us refinery
And pay all our owed salary
Give employment like lottery
And never use religious bigotry
Cos that's the fear of majority
And even the minority.

Also work with the ethnic trinity
Hausa, Igbo and Yorubarity
Following jegacy and jegarity
Who will never favour the majority
Or any tribal popularity
But let there be solidarity
And create equal amenity.

That's our humble poetry
To our beloved General Buhary
Beloved by all and sundry.

Pls let my message of merry get to Baba in a hurry!.

Cc: egift, macjackbuaress, passingshot, omenka,ibnsultann, Gbawe, demdem, Raiders, Rawani, donphilous, BosstTdiamonds, adufetoposh, sukkot, clerverly, holatin, lalasticlala, seun, pendy7

OREMUSSANCTUS:
ma blood, ya better leave dat rilwayne001 alone, d guy is one m*a*d guy. Soon dat e-olosho will come here to say nonsense. Her name is b****

You av a lot in common with kayone

kay1one:
"Mofo"...

I don't know its meaning. Can't you tell me what it means with a prove?

kay1one:
Why the unnecessary insults?

Where is the insult

amzee:
Imagine how shameless Nigeria
Army & NTA could be... after
tanishing GMB's image & reputation,
Nigeria Army have found GMB's
certificate which they claimed it was
missing And NTA releases
documentry on how GMB obtained
Master Degree in Strategic Studies..


In ur opinion what should GMB do to
them?

He shoould sack their director.

PhockPhockMan:
I'm not a looser, and I will never be. I will quote you in no distant time. I can never congratulate APC and Buhari for grabbing an opportunity to drag us back.
I repeat, TIME SHALL TELL.

Even the person you are licking his butt has already congratulated him.

So who are you?

a nonentity...SMH.

PhockPhockMan:
As I'm writing this, it's clear that the APC presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari has won the keenly contested presidential election. I congratulate Nigerians for entering a new phase in our national live.
[s] As for APC and Buhari...... Time shall tell. [/s]

Enemy of progress
Sour looser
Pained mofo

sukkot:
just dont understand how he applied it to jonathan winning

perhaps he made a mistake. but yet, he is not admitting it.

sukkot:
https://www.nairaland.com/2124687/world-powers-decided-nigerian-elections

You get mmouth jare my Chief

MrPresident1:
Rilwayne001, by 2019, [s] I assure you that it is with stones that we will chase Buhari out of Aso rock, if Christ tarries. [/s]

Damn...I hate to hear this.

You are one of those who prophecy victoru for GEj, citing biblical passages to back up your prophecy. Now that your prophecy never came to pass, same way that of those fake prophets end up being stalled, out of bitterness you are hoping to see buhari fail. I have seen similar posts in the politics section, they are only coming from the bitter supporters on jonathan. **bunch of sour loosers**

What we need is to pray to God amighty to grant him wisdom and knowledge to turn the tide of this country towards a greater Nigeria after when jonathan and his team have succceded in destabilizing everything.

and you call yourself a christian?? smh.
I believe sukkot is apt and more christian than you.

arimahoseloka:
let me just say my experience although it was a long time ago. I was in a taxi going travelling 2 my school. there was this lady sitting next to me. she didn't wear bra and her top was handless.
men, I no no wetin enter my head o. I start to dey use style dey touch with my left hand, I folded my hands in a way that it would appear am just folding my hands but I was trying to reach her boobs.

I did!! at first omo see fear, but I noticed the lady didn't budge at all. I instinctively knew she knows what am doing, in my craziness I carry my full hand put inside her handless top. remember she wasn't wearing bra. she even bent her body to conceal what's happening so other passengers don't notice. I also noticed while it was happening she would look straight into my face to know maybe who this crazy guy is. and probably if am worth taking the risk for.

the journey sweet o. when I reach my destination I came down and left I didn't say a word to her.

bros, you can lie ooo

Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] Does the Lion bow to a rat?? We only acting true to our superhuman strength congratulating you rats...bask in the euphoria while it lasts. [/color]

blah blah blah.

Get over it..