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mekonglobal:
For where? Back or front

back

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool...must you woo a moderator?[/color]

pls answer oh

ritababe:
lalasticlala nko

cc. naijaboiy

11. come and rub me cream

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]The person you're wooing will not be available. So we shouldn't really bother. [/color]

lalasticlala nko

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool...stop dey joke.[/color]

am serious about it, are you approving or not?

Kaira333:
Buhari don turn dis country upside down

I swear, him confusion Don they confuse me self

oya chibwike tosyne2much aminat508 make una come yarn us

chibwike:
same. Happy new month

wish you same

matrix199:
Nuclear weapon

is the most likely

chibwike:
Longest time
How have you been

fine oh and you?

LouisBERG:
Well from my observation i tink sound sultan is standing on a hover board..just take a look at his base u'd see light rays..he's not that tall in real nah. Buh miSS kedike is short oo chai.
#caLLmeBERG

the lady is short simple

chibwike:
Oh...i see

lol he's right bro

2BB4CB3E:
Fine guys like me don't have crush on people

u fine oya mai see ur pics

Sijo01:
you call millipede common? I dislike that creature with passion . If na snake, I for descend on am sharperly, I nor dey fear am

Wetin millipede go fit do you?

2BB4CB3E:
APRIL FOOL!!!!!

I know it's true open up joor

Sijo01:
My sister walked into my room this morning while I was dressing up for work. She was complementing the native attire I wore. She sat on the mattress and we started gisting how the night was terrible because of the heat.

The next thing she said was sist point the touch light come here. This thing be like millipede.

I jumped/ran to be door, I was fidgeting and sweating . Told her to pick the touch and check to confirm her suspicion. She did not move an inch. I was shouting at her to get rid of the thing and that I was running late.

When she noticed I was loosing my cool as usual anytime I sees that thing (millipede), she shouted April fool and started laughing. Gosh, I felt the urge to strangle her . I can't believe I was fooled today.

common millipede what if Na snake?

entry Don close? I wanna woo seun
Cc. Naijaboiy

Synzu:
I returned this morning (didn't sleep in my house) and found my lock had been changed n ma homeboyz told me that some police men carted away my stuff and changed the lock. LOL. I nearly went mad until the key was opened, I was still in shock until one of them reminded me when I gave him my spare key early this year to keep incase I loose mine. Twas crazy mehn.. I needed to take a shiit badly too

kikikikikikikikikiki

April Fools' Day (sometimes called All
Fools' Day ) is celebrated every year on
1 April by playing practical jokes and
spreading hoaxes . The jokes and their
victims are called April fools . People
playing April Fool jokes expose their prank
by shouting April Fool . Some newspapers,
magazines, and other published media
report fake stories, which are usually
explained the next day or below the news
section in small letters. Although popular
since the 19th century, the day is not a
public holiday in any country.

oya guys make una come tell us how them fool una.

hfinest1:
i heard there's somewhere i can carry my laptop and add money untop to collect another one. my laptop has a little flex problem and battery-life is kinda low, so i wanna get a new one but if i get a new one, what will i do with this old one? so someone suggested i swap but i have no idea where they swap laptops abeg help o...

computer village

I was stab with a broken bottle on a party night.

okay