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Romance › Igbo Man And The Lawyer by ritababe(op): 11:32am On May 20, 2015

An Igbo engineer can't find
a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my
sense of taste"

Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's
mouth"

Lawyer: "Ugh..this is
kerosene"

Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to
recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything"

Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in his mouth"

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is
kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring
my taste"

Igbo man: "Congrats. You
got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a
week later determined to
get back 100k.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"

Igbo man: "Well, I don't
have any medicine for that,
so
take this 100k"

Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not
100k"

Igbo man: "Congrats, your
eyesight is restored. Give me
20k"

You can't beat an Igbo man

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Governors Meet In Abuja (photos) by ritababe(f): 7:36pm On May 19, 2015

lalasticlala:
Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi (left) with Akwa Ibom State Governor, Godswill Akpabio at the meeting in Abuja on Tuesday

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Celebrities › Re: Checkout Rukky Sanda Sexy Dance With Ebube Nwagbo by ritababe(f): 7:34pm On May 19, 2015

No be their fault,
na too much
attention
cause am

Romance › Re: I Met My Wife A Virgin – Gov Oshiomhole by ritababe(f): 4:42pm On May 19, 2015*

And he must say it loud for everybody to know?
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.
.
Now wey we don know congratulation

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Politics › Re: 2.744bn SURE-P FUNDS: Touch It & Go To Jail- El Rufai Warns Mukhtar Yero by ritababe(f): 4:32pm On May 19, 2015

@sunnybobo3
yes yero has the right to spend the money, but if el rufai found out that the money was misused he has the right to jail him
why did he not spend the money since?
I dey like people like elrufai

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by ritababe(f): 4:27pm On May 19, 2015

I vote for:
.
.
Tohpahz
Mzlaurel
Sandrahnaub
Aipete2
Milaby
Twaci
ADEH39
Mariamferanmi
SUBBIED
.
Cc: NLjega

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Phones › Re: God Don Catch MTN Again, How To Start Night Call As Early At 8.00PM by ritababe(f): 10:55am On May 19, 2015

Celebrities › Re: Happy 25th Birthday Miss Nigeria Ezinne Akudo by ritababe(f): 3:55pm On May 17, 2015

She fine small sha

Romance › Re: I'm Lonely, Pls Help Me by ritababe(f): 3:54pm On May 17, 2015

RedBenson:
I dey miss u like kilode.

how u go miss me wey u get dem many

Romance › Re: I'm Lonely, Pls Help Me by ritababe(f): 3:05pm On May 17, 2015

RedBenson:
b4 nko? U wey don jonz me since, how i no go carry my eye go look elsewhere?

lol

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 17th May 2015 by ritababe(f): 2:36pm On May 17, 2015

chimerase2:
sweery e no concern me una team with manur re just useless for ma liking

good u dont like us bcus we dont need people like u

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Romance › Re: I'm Lonely, Pls Help Me by ritababe(f): 2:18pm On May 17, 2015

RedBenson:
I wanna meet you. So?

na everybody u want meet?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 17th May 2015 by ritababe(f): 2:17pm On May 17, 2015

chimerase2:
Wetin concern me with fourphy match
Useless teams

we go mertesacker malu united

Phone/Internet Market › Re: SOLD!!!! by ritababe(f): 2:15pm On May 17, 2015

nani667:
I have a Motorola Moto G 2nd Gen available for sale.. Brand New... If anyone is interested ✔

hw much for d fone

Celebrities › Re: Ebube Nwagbo And Rukky Sandas Lovely Pix by ritababe(f): 2:06pm On May 17, 2015

Phone/Internet Market › Re: New Infinix Hot Note Gray 25k by ritababe(f): 2:05pm On May 17, 2015

tbmas:
with

hot

Celebrities › Re: See What Ali baba Comedian Is Planning To Give Buhari After May 29 by ritababe(f): 1:32pm On May 17, 2015

Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy ‘Gingered’ To Marry By Oshiomhole’s Wedding To Lara Fortes by ritababe(f): 1:25pm On May 17, 2015

Phone/Internet Market › Re: New Infinix Hot Note Gray 25k by ritababe(f): 1:10pm On May 17, 2015

Swaping

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Interview (Day 2) by ritababe(f): 9:47pm On May 15, 2015

This section was very dull
**walks out of thread**

Crime › Re: He Was Caught For Stealing Clothes - Pictures by ritababe(f): 8:36pm On May 15, 2015

POVERTY IS A DISEASE
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.
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Get rich or die trying, the guy na learner!!!

Phones › Re: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by ritababe(f): 8:11pm On May 15, 2015

Lagusta:
How much

Phones › Re: Newly Launched HTC J Butterfly (HTV31) Specifications by ritababe(f): 7:58pm On May 15, 2015

Htc still dey exist?

The battery too low for a phone with high spec

Phones › Re: How To Turn Ur Android Phone Into A Spy Machine(reloaded) by ritababe(f): 7:44pm On May 15, 2015

Very educative
tnkx op

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