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Yungmilio2:
guy no dey call me boss
i never get the kind money wey i dey find

We thank God holz making fresh
how ur side

Boss, I'm just a poor dude trying to earn a living in this harsh economy.

Imagine a twelve-year old girl from Yankee telling me that she earns $1200 per week... ($30 per hour). Sunday not included ooo.

As in, she buys almost everything she uses, iPhones, Tabs etc.

I asked if she could work as a receptionist, she said yeah, I'll get more money

But Naija babes like being LIA... Well, some of them are okay sha...

Yungmilio2:
James Bond

James what I'm as fragile as a glass
Boss, how things now?

choose4me:
" Bigger than"is an understatement.. The car park to the school gate is between 8-15mins by car @ 60km/h and atleast 1h 30mins by jogging

I jogged to and fro from Car Park to School Gate for less than 45mins.

Yungmilio2:
ahbi what about the coming session?

God win

Yungmilio2:
lol
my bad - i forget say u dey into the system b4
back den in poly i was a 3pointer fella on a scale of 4
believe me - unilorin is something else
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any shawdie for em boys?

Which poly bro? Before I did 1st semester exam... Moi former lecturer @ Poly was like "you're still doing the same course @ UNILORIN, ah... You'll scatter ground oooo"

I had to tell her that I wasn't the only one that had attended poly before. Then, she replied "I know, but the diff..."

The point is, it lies on you... Your mind set etc. Some folks will feel like "we've done all these before..." Then, they'll assume that they've known it all...

I did Cost Accounting I & II @ Poly but the two was not up to what I did as Cost Accounting I only here.

It's certainly all about your prep... That's why it's good to study smartly

Yungmilio2:
i don't know the exact figure
around 28k or 26k budget like 35 grand
but the school hostel is like a lotto or let me a fixed match - you book for hostel thru ur portal - they open the hostel portal for some minutes for students to book - thousands of students booking for bed space not enough for half of them
l
u can ask specialists to book down for u
some are gurus in booking

You remind me of how I struggled tirelessly to book hostel... A moment that I can never forget in a hurry.

It's all over now, no more hard struggle by God's grace

[quote author=Mzflexydeeva post=36697820][/quote]How sis! How was your exam?

Reekado:
Khassy should quit giving out advice biko, we need em from pple that are worth emulating, not one struggling to reach 1.65cgpa…. Reekado, - Retour et mieux!

Choi! Khassy is a scholar faa

LEGITLAYO:
God is great guys. He alone can do what he says he will do.
I made some silly mistakes when I was answering questions, before I left my center I had recorded about 4 questions that I got wrong, but I thank God that he didn't forsake me and put his own to shame.
Pls Praise God for me. ....
I believe that I and all that believe in God will celebrate after the final hurdle which is admission in Jesus name.

Pls help me shout hallelujah 3 times abeg.. . I scored 82%
Cc
DrHesjay
Rkarang
Wheesin
Khassy
Boigrammz
Jellofrice
Yungmilio2
Dygeasy
Einsteinpg
IDGAF
Temmi001 (I celebrate with your brother too)
And all that I may not be able to mention

Good work! May the Lord crown your hard struggle.

I'm looking forward to meeting you on campus

khassy:
same as everyone
BTW
rkarang come in on this one
this your field

Frankly speaking, only God and connection can do em.

I'm not admission office so Khassy, desist from seeking my view in this kind of situation.

Remember that being factual sometimes hurt...

khassy:
rkarang boss how's it been

and how did it go... finally made it to Ilorin

Had to sacrifice em for a more pressing need

dpacificheraclx:
Ahh!... This's pretty bad, I'm an economics aspirant got 64% in the PUTME exercise and 256 in Jamb . . . What are my chances of gaining an admission oOO?

Well, you've done well. Just keep praying to God!

Keyana:
brova, mo wa OK. hope you're good.

I'm being good! You can't wait to return to sch, I conjecture.

Yungmilio2:
i mean the course u had issue with
no ca or exam

Not me

I don't have any problem with sch result.

Keyana, how far now

Yungmilio2:
How far with that course ish?

Finally chose AGRIC & Biosystem Engineering

Tajudeen40:
omo shey u node graduate ni' wetin u come do hear!

Graduate for where? Back to sender... Me wey I just dey return as a returning fresher


I never even enjoy Ilorin babes finish; wey you come de say gra...

How Soc now? Hope say them no dey cut person head for there?

calebify1:
Lwkmd......You wan make the guy kill u.

Leave ham oo! I go soon add acid to Viju give ram drink...
Or make I seal him third leg...

My babe will be sitting for her exam today...

Khassy, Wheesin, Yungchop wish moi babe well

Tajudeen40:
Ganja smoking is good for the brain, it helps to discover the best out of you if used judiciously. Dont take it in skull pls! Best of luck to all ganja unilorite new boys. Any assitance hala me!

Baddest Alfa...

I've been expecting your post here for so long... How is Soc now?

itskhadijah:
Please guys i had 251 in jamb and 78 in my post utme can I get in for medicine?!!! I'm scared

You've tried your best, may the Lord crown your effort.

mizzhoneey:
AAUA na wash...wrote their pst utme 2yrs ago. They hardly admit non- indigen...I really passed ...got 60smtn cos there was mass failure and they had to reduce cut off to 40. 2frnds of mine that re indigen got 40 and gained admission. D mumu gal come dtey take me wash now

Finished sec. Skul 14,ond in feb 2012. Supposed to finish 2011 but strike nd all delayed me.
Started ican 2yrs ago.... Nd I took solace in it until I failed this year. E pain me die

Na to enter skul dis year sure pass ooo. My sec. Skul mates don serve finish forget
Thou my dad says there is no senior graduate ,bt der will always be a fresh graduate

I knw all that na to console me...lol

Tanx dear. Hopn nd prayn 4 d best,preparing for the worst. NOUN or HND will be my last resort

**Sighs**

God will do em this year! I'm looking forward to congratulating you on your admission into different universities this year. Better By Far in particular

taiocol:
Calabar o

Yeah, you once stated that in last year thread. It's good to know that you're doing well.

How is studies?

mizzhoneey:
Yes oooo. I prefer ilorin.... No strike. I ve wasted enough years. Wrote d exam 2013(68),2014(76) dem no choose me bt daris God ooo. I gave up dis year nd chose oau with ican

My dad said I should choose d skul again.. Cos he met an old gf dat is a sis to d registrar.lol

I chose 4 skuls in all,whichever comes 1st ni ooo. Thou I m still very young bt this is the age I planned to finish skul nd service

I was about saying sister, until I saw "I'm still very young"

Don't worry, everything will be alright this time around.

Meanwhile, keep in mind to give in your best in the PUTME. DE is the most difficult... As schools generally have relatively low admission quota for DE applicants.

Where did you bag your ND? When I made Distinction in my ND; I was feeling like, university admission is too sure for me this year, bla bla bla... So I started calculating composites on FUNAAB thread in 2013... Not knowing that my application would fall through.

I was told to obtain UTME together with DE but I snubbed such suggestion... Until I learnt my lesson in a hard way.

When FUNAAB released her first batch admission, I started running around... I was so confident that I went to the school admission office to ask why I wasn't offered admission. See what I got "Admission is highly competitive here, the fact that you have Distinction doesn't guarantee you automatic admission".

The following year, 2014, it was God that guided me. If I had relied on a Dr that promised... He said "Your name is not in second list, for 2013, we've already concluded 2013/2014 admission." Then I asked, what if I tell you earlier... He replied "They'll admit you"

But I didn't rely on him. I swallowed my pride and obtained UTME. Nailed 267 and even asked for support from different folks... Guess what? The man didn't make good of his promise. I wasn't offered admission in FUNAAB. Mark you, the same man is now a Prof... I chose AAUA as second choice in DE, nailed 72% in PUDE but also fell through... It was only the UTME that pulled through

To come it off, do your very best and leave the rest for God.

To the proud folk; sooner than later, you'll eat a humble pie.



**runs out of thread**

khassy:
what are you really selling and price. lemme create a decoy Whatsapp acct so we talk better

I'm doing em on a low key

mizzhoneey:
Saturday 12pm. Abi now. 4 years no b beans ooooo

I love your strategy, I did something similar last year.

By God's grace, your applications shall pull through.

You're gunning for Accounting in UNILORIN too abi? If yes, we're going to be in the same Faculty, take some courses together...

Should you prefer UNILORIN admission to others, I'll be looking forward to meeting you @ Better By Far campus.

BTW, have you sat for UNILORIN PUTME before?

taiocol:
Yea, it's been long o. which direction you der now

En route Ilorin
How about you?

khassy:
transport is 400 using "sorleh" so you can risk it

Thanks! I'll figure out what to do

Yungmilio2:
TIME

Flies!

mizzhoneey:
Who is writing unilorin post utme here? I obtained different forms with different qualification

**Runs to inform Prof Dibu**


Cool! It's better to have one's eggs in different baskets and watch them hatch.

Visit UNILORIN thread for more details. Besides, when is your exam scheduled for?

taiocol:
TAIOCOL

Noted!
How's everything? It's been a long time!

eniolaamoda:
Guy u just exhausted 1gb data in 2nano seconds bcus of dis grammer

Dah Bleep

D guy is intelligence


I don't get it


Distinction yeah?

Well none of my bizz carry on carry on

Its allowed its allowed.

Bazooka: when some one makes a big blunder big enough to crack a water closet
E.g spenca is an intelligence guy.

No one is infallible... It's about time you understood that proficiency in English Language doesn't make you a Distinction folk in school.

I would rather you stopped mocking anyone here. If you're not okay with anyone's post; then, ignore em.

Remember, no one is perfect!