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1boylikevhis:
This Oga Go don Get 'a Fugitive's Handbook to escaping the Feds" lol

Lol! Funny Nigga....

Good night, I should sleep now

Yungmilio2:
Lol
Rugged
Am just a gentle dude Man
Make I no talk much
Make one CIA dude no go bring out my File come here again

Don't worry, you can seek Asylum in Russia

Honestly, this thread is so animated that "Ayozainy" keeps coming for more.....

Yungmilio2:
My own time
Nah about forty five minute left I pay my fees
With one nokia symbian phone like that
I
Them go surely extend the time bomb
I
Will whatsap you around ten
Pm

When it comes to "ruggedity", you're number one. Yungmillio of life!

I'll soon need your "INTROs"...

1boylikevhis:
Viewing this topic: , rkarang ,

What you're putting your small head into is heavier than your weight... If you eventually come out safely, you'll turn dwarf

Go get enough rest and prepare for tomorrow


#OtaLenu

Gbogbolet:
hw many of u dey enter sch 2moro.. well u fit c me for motion ground... na where i go base 2moro.. gt 2 do sme reg

You're a very good brother, I'll glad to be your loyal customer

How are you, sir?

agent9:
Lol

U claim am??

Taaa

Honestly, I thought the page was 399, I never knew it was 359... Man is not getting any younger

MsTIQ:
Nice Article, maSir

Many thanks, sir! However, it's boy...

Abasstoheeb:
Rkarang goes to skul ;DRkarang goes to skul

My humble brother from the same soil, thought of you often flashes in my head like the Christmas Light

I understand your worried state of mind but I don't want you to be petrified. By the special grace of our merciful God, you'll be cleared this week.

As regards hostel stuff, just be patient, everything will work to your advantage.

It's sure gonna be alright!

bethedoski:
Jah Bless Bro. E no easy. U sound like a real nice guy. And u would make a great novelist. BTW wetin u bring come for us, i prefer 1 bottle of Jackdaniels.

Thank you and God bless, sir!


**gives him a Bible to read**

Oh my God, I thought I was seeing 399

Shoots it

Nail it

agent9:
You could write a book bro...

I've thought of being many things but one at a time

I know what you're trying to do but 4 0 0 page is mine , Ntoooo

Elijah348:
ook then dnt worry you would have four years to prove me and others wrong.... Which i doubt

I thought were a gentlesoul, Ntoo-oo

Elijah348:
boss i like this ur write up.... It is evident that ur a womaniser.

How come you guys are always accusing me of being a womanizer, when you don't know me in person?

I'm only having fun here...

Yungmilio2:
ehn ehn
nah them dey pay ur school fees
l
see if you dey reason weytin other people go dey yarn about you
omo you no go enjoy ur self o
l
explore jare

Baba, Ani se, Koni Baje Fun Opoloyin ooo

Snoop-dog once said sth in Akon's Track but I won't like to say em here, cos it could spark a wave of protest.

Yungmilio2:
you don Bleep up
l
way you for simply ask her if she be new student
nah from there inspiration follow enter

Yungmillio! Yungmillio!! Yungmillio!!!

All praise to the King of Voice, the Commander of Skirt, the Gurumaraji of Beautiful, the Lord of UNILORIN Damsels, the.........


Happy Sunday, Sir!

And the hungriest man on the planet enters the bustle city of Ilorin

His hungry face is not inviting

He alights at General

Faces Challenge

Admires the pretty faces around

Loses his state of euphoria...

A wave of how to survive rings in his excited head

He ruefully shakes his suddenly worried head

He sure knows what he's about to face

He sighs & says: this very month will be rugged for me

Then he smiles, even though he wonders why

After all, life is not a bed of roses

Apparently, he remembers Rihanna's track-- Just Be Happy

To be a fresh student at a serene and tranquil campus of UNILORIN is what he wants

He holds his fist like that of a boxer

That's about to punch

And says slowly but excitedly: UNILORIN here I am


Rkarang goes to UNILORIN

Lordseyad:
Back to the Emirates city... Thanks to jah for the same Journey..

Off topic.. I sat beside an extremely pulchritudinousFulani girl inside a bus enroute sch today.. But i couldn't just get her number..

I was thinking which language am i going to use now, English or Yoruba.. I dunno.. And she keeps staring also..
At a time I was praying for the bus to break down, so i can at least have a chance to express. All futile...

I think na Fulani or hausa chicks next for me now.. Lol.. Happy Sunday..

Oh, this reminds me of PGD, brother Ola, a creative woman maniac "toaster". We were both in the same class but he would lie that he was doing his PGD programme at Polyib.

Anyway, you could need her someday, somewhere, somehow again but that's if you're gonna take your chances


I'm wishing you a hitch free session, sir!

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agent9:
I counter tuale u sir...both my hands and leg dy up....*se ko wale?*

BTW...I dy very fine sir

But boss, how you come dey Tuale for your boy now

I've you arrived at Ilorin ni?

Anuoluwapo3054:
Talking about manual booking, you will need to know those in charge and meet them for assistance...butbi think you'll give them a token for assisting you sha.

Many thanks! I've long been thinking of sth like this... Please how do I get to meet them?


rrkarang@gmail.com

Is the cut-off applicable to DE applicants too?

@Anuoluwapo3054

How can one book for the school hostel manually? Or are you referring to the private hostels in the school?

Thanks for updating us here, we really appreciate your selfless contribution.

Abasstoheeb:
Gud evenin sir rkarang,pls hve 4goten wat u tod me to do last tym,i went to Unilorin 2day unfurtunately,i found no worker dere bt i was furtunate to see 1 man 2day who enlighted me 2day,he said i shud be patience and nt to re upload again dat dey wil clear all of us,bt tel me if i see same tinz til lyk nxt wik friday,i shud nw complain to d COMSIT

If you ask me, I don't see anything wrong in re-uploading one's document.

If it's wrong, then it shouldn't have been in our portal.

In fact, I think the computer has a way of notifying its users of latest update/re-upload/change. So while I was contemplating on what to do, I thought of re-uploading as many times as I could (started from 8am-4pm-- at 3times per hour-- never mind, I'm hard up and I can't travel for now).

I did just that and fortunately I was cleared in the evening (that same day---of which, I uploaded my document since Sept).

I choose to use "fortunately", cos I don't know for sure if it was what I did or I was just lucky to have been cleared that same day.

It's a choice, you can decide to re-upload or leave it as it is.


Good night, sir! I should sleep now.

Abasstoheeb:
may be u've been cleared since Friday,no clearance on Sat n sunday since dey ar nt workin in dos day

Sir, last year admission list was released on Saturday. The school fees charges for this year was updated on Sunday....

The course registration was "most likely" to have been updated this morning (cos I checked it around 8pm yesterday but it wasn't there).

Abasstoheeb:
wats yor department

I sure he's not around to answer you now, he's in MBBS (he has even been cleared).

Bro Abasstoheeb, good evening sir!

Lordseyad:
Beans Oracle?

LMFAO-- iwo bobo yi, O kuku ni pa mi

Naxoo! The beans is like a cell to me--I theorize that there is no life apart from the life of beans.

yungchop:
10million naira guguru and epa for you and rkarang . . . make una make sure say una finish am o

As a shrewd business guy.... **hawks the guguru & epa** Sebi na to finish ham

agent9:
Sorry dis comes late....but they av said it all...

But wait...does it reflect on his clearance status dat he has already been moved or dat he will be moved??

Baba, Good Evening Sir,

I've come to give you Tuale, give you Tuale!

I've come to give you wetee, give you weytee


How you dey, sir?