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FrancisTony: LOL! I am not working for her.

I am just helping. She's a friend but ain't on Nairaland.

Okay, I'm just kidding you

FrancisTony: Okay. Thanks.

UNILAG p.utme noe be am O. If she did her jamb combo, I bet her score would be higher than this.

That's the problem of taking aptitude test; it challenges one's thinking faculty coupled with limited time to make accurate answer.

Imagine, a guy, LAW applicant, who did Jamb CBT, scored 252 but got 42 in UNILORIN PUTME. He's not poor now! He only needs to get accustomed to aptitude test questions.

FrancisTony: Oh thanks. I've been around UNILORIN thread.

I am sorry sir for not asking how you are doing. Trust your exam was a huge success.

Yeah! I am preparing. Rumour has it, that the exam date would be on 16th of next month.

You shall pull through by God's grace! Don't forget to aim higher....


My amiable and affable Nairaland friend

You sha de work for all these girls sha Sharp dude

crowther15: Thanks my man
we de push Am ooo
hw was post jamb na?

It went fine, brother! Thanks for being here to support us.

If to say I don do the crossing come UNILAG ni, I for don get peace of mind.



Now I'm running all around like a refugee

FrancisTony: Does 55% aggregate stand a chance? Mass communication? From Ondo state.

Mass Com is like Art Medicine; highly competitive. However, the sch will give those who couldn't meet the cut-off point to get a COC.



You eeehn? You no even ask after your boy? Anyway, I notice you O How prep?

yungchop: bro, are you sure?? I chose physiology cos I didn't meet the cut off for med and surg, had 70 in pume tho, you mean I can switch to med later right?

He's absolutely correct. However; they can still chance you, if you don't know how to go about it.


I think 10 from DE, 10 from Physiology & 10 from Anatomy will join 200 lv med students....


Mark you, it's not easy to get. You have to make a very strong first class or Upper division ( WAFELA ) . Cos some folks even deliberately chose those courses in order to cross to med sch @ 200lv.



#With God on our side, all things are possible

tony1918: Must you type.when you know you less or no knowledge about the school..
1.You can't switch departments in the school only cases of physiology and anatomy which there best 10 students in 100level are transfered to medicine and surgery
2.Mathematics and computer science are not in the same faculty physical sci and CIS respectively

Don't mind him brother; all he does on Niaraland everyday is to advertise IJMB. Apparently, his aim and objective is to recommend it to those who scored below 50%.


I won't be surprised if his opinion is subjective and not objective.




**He often wastes my MB with his IJMB photo advert **

HEADYWORLD: na so..make God crown our effort o... whc dept are u....

I'm applying for BEM. Have you completed your Reg?

yungchop: ma brova, dem no write am for quran say make we no woo babe during fasting na!! As far as ya mind is clean, just woo and nothing else. Can't wait to meet you guys oo, funny people. Werin even dey make me collect number was that I was completely lost!! As I enter the place wey I see crowd I started looking like a thief, people noticed it that I was feeling lost, I just decided to woo babe than to be anxious ma broda

Funny people Why not view 2013/2014 UNILORIN admission thread? You need to see Al-hasan posts--- You go laugh D 1 E.

UNILORIN get strong people O. In fact I thought he, Al-hasan , was campaigning for SUG post... I've been looking forward to seeing one of his posts here.

yungchop: I use am collect chick number ni o

Oya 1000 Tuales for you brova

So you still wear your lascivious thought go take PUME (holy period ) .




#JustKidding

crowther15: stop negative the negative thought
whatever u say now might work against u during admission process
Satan is always happy with that.
God is able

Hello brother, how are you doing sir? I'm the one that asked about Jamb Subject combo for BAM in January.

Hope you're enjoying your stay @ UNILORIN?

hulkhiharitoz: BABATUNDE FOLARIN JOHN your Pre-Admission Screening Result is 52% Wishing you all the best. Unilorin Management

Am I good to go .... Busineess admin ?

With God on our side; we shall make it to that great university, UNILORIN.

HEADYWORLD: baba... ah dey o... longtym

. ow ur admission process dey go

Yeah, it's been a long time.

Admission process It's moving slowly but progressively.

God will see us through.

Jonero25: @rkarang
no i didnt stay @ chapel.i stay in a friend's place @ ogbomoso

Okay, I thought you did. I met someone with similar stuff. BSC holder, MBBS applicant and also from Delta---I mean the brother O.

deedrizzie: ah ahn!!...don't tell me u threw that DRESS CODE paper away?!!!....i kept mine n used it to solve...n thank God...i got 86%

Exactly, before they provided the rough sheet, I had already used the dress code paper for 2 questions.

Oh, I love your score; could you please dash me just 10marks

Are you applying for MBBS?

Hardheolar: who will give it to him??. u can go in with ur pen. i saw some peepz who came in with calculator.

They told us to drop our calculator but folks won't just listen. In my own hall, the invigilators were the ones telling to come and get em (working sheet) if we care to have em

stoicism: Pls is any writing material allowed for rough works or....?

When you get in, just ask for it and you will be given.

rkarang: **Blood passes the necessary material to the brain_____Response: **


16. Any measure to solve the problem of the party is
only through the unity of all the members.
Meaning.....

17. Jerry wouldn't have told Jibeke to come. A. Jerry
did not tell Jibike to come B. Jerry didn't tell Jibike not
to come .......(can't remember remaining options---
not quite in line ) I chose A

18. What's the next number 2, 3, 5, 8, -----, 17, 23. I chose 12

19. A question on simple interest.



I think it will take me time to recall the remaining questions...... Majorly Interpretations etc

20. He slapped himself. Himself here is a ------ pronoun A. Reciprocal B. Reflexive C.----- I chose B

HEADYWORLD: dis place is dry.... where is rkang,dankilove, Larry king and others ...

Brother, how are you doing, sir?

rkarang: Dialing response

14. Retired Gen. (this this- can't remember the name) has just been made the ------- of Anglican dioceses. A. Knit B. Knight C. Neat D. Neet I chose B.

15. You can't make a brick without a straw. Means: A. Without having the necessary material B. Without having enemies C. Without having a straw ..... I chose B but with further findings, I think A is right



Loading the small intestine to recall.........

**Blood passes the necessary material to the brain_____Response: **


16. Any measure to solve the problem of the party is
only through the unity of all the members.
Meaning.....

17. Jerry wouldn't have told Jibeke to come. A. Jerry
did not tell Jibike to come B. Jerry didn't tell Jibike not
to come .......(can't remember remaining options---
not quite in line ) I chose A

18. What's the next number 2, 3, 5, 8, -----, 17, 23. I chose 12

19. A question on simple interest.



I think it will take me time to recall the remaining questions...... Majorly Interpretations etc

furetin: I WILL NOT BRAG NEITHER WILL I LIE ABOUT THE EXAM MINE WAS NOT EASY AT ALL IT WAS FILLED WITH CLAUSES AND COMPLEX SENTENCES AND ALL I NEED NOW IS THE HAND OF GOD

You'll make it by God's grace! Cos he never sleeps, he's not tired of hearing our prayers!

Just be calm, cos it's all gonna be well.

Dialing response

14. Retired Gen. (this this- can't remember the name) has just been made the ------- of Anglican dioceses. A. Knit B. Knight C. Neat D. Neet I chose B.

15. You can't make a brick without a straw. Means: A. Without having the necessary material B. Without having enemies C. Without having a straw ..... I chose B but with further findings, I think A is right



Loading the small intestine to recall.........

Twilights: there u go brova! guez u 4got 2 share d juicy part! ur score huh?

Okay, 70%. May the Lord see us through the "the main the main, as in KOKO-Admission".



Have you taking your own exam

Jonero25: gud pm fellow unilorin aspirants.i have a second class upper in bsc physiologyy,chem A1,PHY B2,BIO B2,ENG C5,MATHS B3 and 64% in dis 2014/2015 unilorin post ume direct enty exam.am frm delta. what r my likely chances? pls am xpecin a reply.tanx

Did you stay @ Chapel of the light in UNILORIN for your PUME, sir?

Mismak: @deewon..
I can't say precisely...

@rkarang
yep ...DE mgt...Accounting

Okay, I'm wishing you all the best

My exam time was scheduled for 12pm (that was batch 3 ), I sat for the exam at 11am. However, after leaving the exam hall; they were still calling the reminants of batch 1-3 to come and take theirs.







Please be there as earlier as possible. I'm wishing you, all the best Don't forget to be cool cos the exam itself is cool.

Adhere strictly to all instructions, your results will be superbs.

God bless you all!

Twilights: u guys dat av written sud share some likely questns na. comon dnt b selfish na,u shall atleast got a gud score!

1. Synonym: Exacerbate; I chose worsen

2. Antonym: Purchased; I chose sold

3. The professor will welcome your------- A. Advise B. Advices C. Advises D. Advice ; I chose D

4. ------ signed copies. A. Deully B. Duely C. Duly D. Dully I chose B but was wrong( it should have been C

5. Coding: 0-9 with a to j. What will 4238 be? I chose Ecdi

6. Which of these does animals use for gaseous exchange? A. Diffusion B. Inhalation C. Exhalation D. Osmosis I chose A

7. Which state has the highest railway point? A. Jos B. Maidugiri ...... I chose A however, I think is B.

8. Where was the first refinery in NIG sited? A. Warri B. Oleme C. Ondo D. Balyesa I chose B when I left out, I was like "It should have been A"

9. Find the two-third of the sum of 18, 17 & 10. I chose 30 (within few seconds )

10. Her step mother ------her from birth A. Caused B. Cursed C. Coarsed I chose B (with Kia Kia thing )

11. Susan ------ better on a cool day A. Sang B. Sung C. Sings I chose C

12. Correct spellings of Cheer

13. The ----- of a tree. A. Trunks B. Twigs C. Toughs D. Boughs I chose B but had D, the correct answer, in mind.

14. He don do make I no come crack my brain

The rest are strong strong interpretations plus identification of Simple, Compund & Complex sentence (just 1).

Dialing recalling........

Twilights: guy! wen u self go write? u neva read finish ni? walahi if u no score 80+ u dserv 2b beaten *winks

You must be kidding me.... Okay now, do I look like Wole Soyinka ni

UNILORINphobia


My God must do miracle for me ni O. It's been a hard struggle!

Mismak: @Jamzig1
get Abule-egba from agege..u'll walk down to d park at Just rite side..to get Abeokuta bus...dey'll drop at Ita-oshin, Brewery roundabout or Lafenwa, any of d three bustop... take a (commercial) taxi to camp from der u get to Funaab.



@Mustp
if u r done wit ur exams in d school, take a taxi back to Asero park or Adatan junction..U'll get Ibadan bus der..den from Ibadan u shud know ur way to Ogbomoso...not far from Ibadan sha

Best of luck

Are you an aspirant here too?

deedrizzie: I made it!"!....yes!!!...86%!!! ..yes!!!

Wonderful!