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Remove weed from that list. Put addiction. Weed is powerless, can't ruin anything.

I still can't believe many people think he actually wore that apron?

Nairalanders sef

Story

In quiet corners of our world,
Where engines hum and hearts unfurl,
A voice of wisdom, calm and true,
Once echoed here, now bids adieu.

He walked among us, humble, kind,
With patient heart and steady mind.
When tempests raged and tempers flared,
He stood unmoved, his peace he shared.

A craftsman’s hands, a specialist’s art,
With every car, he healed a heart.
His tools spoke volumes, his skill renowned,
In every task, his greatness found.

In auto and car talk halls of nairaland, his voice held sway,
Guiding souls who’d lost their way.
And though his days were full, yet still,
He found the time to share goodwill.

But now the wrench is laid to rest,
The hands that served have earned their quest.
The CNG dreams he dared to chase,
Are left behind, an empty space.

We mourn the man, the friend, the guide,
The one who walked with us, beside.
His legacy, though, will not fade,
In every life his hands have made.

Rest well, dear soul, your race is run,
The battles fought, the victories won.
In our hearts, your memory stays,
A beacon through our darkest days.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Siberia01:
If you have driven both

The road master is better than the lexus at high speeds.

you mean avensis verso? abi anoda one don dey?

God Abeg

shimi that drove our parents and grandparents crazy back in the days

The fact that its a flagship phone makes it a samsung killer.
you'll know what it means if your into online games.

RingRoadCartel:
Samsung killer with Tecno specs

LG no be techno mate abeg.

op make i give you 70k nau.

I have the G5. Looking to get the G8 or V50/60

as long as the bed shakes the house will remain stable
na this bed them talk about

na this night e reach?
why una dey snap am for night? . una for try wash am small

ayjay45:
Please advise

e be like say you don tire to dey see your mama smile.

MrCork:
Will be in Nigeria next end of month for a 3 week holiday & the first lucky lady gets N50k...cash!!! (real talk)

you make me happier, I make it N150K.....no storys....I dont watse time.

and if u you dont believe me, try me..they dont call me *Rolling Pounds* for notin!!!!!!

if i were you, I'll use the money to hire a teacher who'll teach me the difference between AM and I'M and when to use them.

TheSourcerer:
Oh how history has been re-written ,

The Yoruba , Igbos and fulanis share the Niger-Congo languages
The Hausas who were the original invaders have the Afro-Asiatic language (Originally from Northern Sudan)


This explains a lot really

The Hausas play the victim card all the time

Explains why we never had a Hausa President

Explains Why the Fulanis decide to fight the Hausa only up North .
This explains why Uthman Dan Fodio started the Jihad against the Hausas
The Hausas are literally every where in the Nigerian State , but the fulanis though Nomadic still retain up North , This explains a whole lot really ,
How did we get this wrong ?



And the Yorubas and Igbos are literally the same, still even share words , Act the same and are a Proud people
The word igbo (Bush people) was given to the igbos because they would hide from the bush and take the Yorubas and disappear back into the forest( this is still stipulated Theory)
How did we get this so wrong for so long

Aside this lingua evidence deep research has shown Hausas are not true Nigerians

so na hausa and yoruba no share words abi?

pointless point

Praxis758:
Only God knows the reward system that Tinubu promised/gave Reno that made turned him to attack dog.

Tho i wasn't expecting you to think straight before, it quite obvious that you're using emotions rather than your brain.

He stated the obvious truth and then gbam! your emotions kicked in.

Na theory be this. You never talk true

Salewa97:
What does she hope to achieve with an empty pot?

This is just another display of theatrics. Protests without clear goals are just noise. If you want to make an impact, come with solutions, not just an empty pot.

The message passed by that singular act speaks in thousands. you were just too stewpid to see it. Na empty pot you dey see. Y not give her a trophy

True beauty is within. If you're in love with a person with disability, nothing dey there.

They didn't create themselves.

1Alex:
are you aware that Google pixel is rated higher than Samsung?

but not good for gaming

He should tell that to the marines

NothingDoMe:
Tried this once. I failed woefully. Will try again one day. Kulikuli is the best. Contains low oil and high fiber content

same here. mine was last week and it was my first time too...

Didn't come out as expected but all Glory be to God.
Will try again next week...

I made some last week as well, my first time

DMerciful:
So you prefer Amotekun to state police? Are you in prehistoric times?

List 5 good things you see in NPF that makes you believe in them.
In Ondo State, Amotekun is not as corrupt and useless as the police.
Imagine police collecting 1k from you for a statement you wrote yourself.

They're part of the problems we're facing in this country, honestly

MossadAgent:
Always first to insult instead of picking faults on his argument.
You Obidients do not deserve to be among civilised people.
Nah Ekpa and that father Linus who dey flog Una papa and mama fit Una.

lol. God abeg

Harddiskng:
Everybody dey guard their family from intrusion by any unfortunate fellow.

This line slaps different when you read it in Yoruba.

DMerciful:
Keep looking to Anambra while the killers are coming from other places.

Your illegitimate president is there, instead of calling for state police, you're calling for amotekun.

kini nwi?
Amotekun in Ondo state is more effective than the police force with more achievements over a short period of time.

They're just not getting enough support from the current govt as the present governor doesn't care about them.

LegendHero:
We just need to invest more in Amotekun coz it seems Ondo state Amotekun are short of staffs and resources like I heard few months ago.

Ondo is a border state and even this incident has to do with vehicle carrying people from Anambra passing through Ondo state. You will need lot more personnel for state like that coz of the traffic.

We don’t know the perpetrators but Fulani herdsmen don’t have that cover again so they can be dealt with easily if they are the perpetrators. I thought we combed all those forest but it seems they always lay low, then when the noise is down, they strike and run away again and wait till it lay low.

Right on point.
More Amotekun. the perpetrators are most likely those in the border towns with Edo state

SpatialKing:
He is even scared of her.. Is he dragging her for fraud? She has arrested him several times

i think its related to Mohbads case. plus the way the woman dey slay at her age dey vex am