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Crime / Re: Police VGS QERRS To Tackle Crimes In Nigeria by RoadMozart(m): 10:00pm On Jul 25, 2023
You mean to tell me that its this same people that will mobilise themselves and act promptly if I call?

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Car Talk / Re: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by RoadMozart(m): 9:59pm On Jul 25, 2023
CandyOps:
Before your brake go fail e go give you warning. Na you choose to ignore the warning.

Na so I carry my 2001 car wey my inlaw give me as collateral for loan dey move. Normally the car get maintenance issues grin

E give me first sign as I match am e take longer time for it to engage or catch.

I just talk ''Hmmm'' for my mind 😂

I think say it's nothing serious. My guyyy ......
Na so I enter road, I done drive like 2km or 3 before I jam check point.

Normally ndi nwa must ta si somebody.. so dem park me. After search no drivers licence then and incomplete papers.

We beat price agree 10k
Them say them go join my for Moto carry me go their own POS person.

Na so we enter o. 1 cop dey passenger side and 3 dey back. Their bus come dey follow us for back. E be like them use me close work that day grin

I just dey match throttle softly softly because I done notice the sign again. The police guys wey dey back dey ginger say make I fire the motor! Say whether I no sabi drive ??

I no even reply am because I no want make them panic lol

Na so we reach red traffic light. I stop car. Few seconds later, e turn green. My guys, I release brake car move small I match brake I hear "fvvvum!" E no catch !..

And we were on the end part of a slope lol
Motor dey glide down slowly without brakes ... the motor come dey run free wheel...

If you done dey ride bicycle before when the chain cut you will understand excatly how it'll feel when you are in a moving car.

I swevred quickly to the right to avoid hitting the mini-bus less than 25 metres in front of me.

By then Police done notice this is not business as usual cheesy grin

Them done dey shout, "match brake! Match brake!"

I done pull auxillary gear already but that one be like na e done spoil years ago because it didn't work. 😂😭

By now the car has swerved off the road now and moving towards the shurbs the divided the main roads from the sidewalk curve.

Next thing I heard for motor Na, "Blood of Jesus!" 😂😂 I no know say Ekelebe sabi God o

I tried my best to avoid all vehicles because I no wan dey fix my car and person own so I headed straight for the gutters 😁

Thankfully, a leftover metal signpost stub got weidged underneath the bumper and stopped the car. Lol

Them carry me go station say make I write statement say I attempted murder of 4 policemen grin grin grin


Last last I pay 30k comot there then came back the next day to take my car

I say
Car Talk / Re: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by RoadMozart(m): 9:29pm On Jul 25, 2023
Ofemmanu1:


Also, I'm working with Dangote Transport and I'm telling you our trucks CANT fail brakes too
Dangote truck brakes can't fail or what?
The truck that ran into that Adekunle Ajasin University student then, what explanation is best for that?

The one that ran into my 1999 benz c180k that it caught fire nko? Dangote trucks no dey fail brakes truly....

Na the brake dey fail the truck na

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Romance / Re: I Just Had Sex With A Girl I Saw Today by RoadMozart(m): 2:15pm On Jul 25, 2023
extol1:

Please I want to know more, so women now engage in blood money. Na wa oooo
Yes women do....
Romance / Re: I Just Had Sex With A Girl I Saw Today by RoadMozart(m): 1:44pm On Jul 25, 2023
Bradford111:
So I saw this beautiful girl with big backside she was also staring at me when I was observing her I approached her and took her number

Fast forward this night she called that she wants to see me, here she is naked on my bed after lying to her boyfriend that she is in the house with her sister…. Don’t ask me how I knew cuz he called and they were on the phone for like 2hours


Mehn girls are something else is a long story sha

I just pray I’m not infected for screwing her raw

Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele Arrived Court With Bible (Photos) by RoadMozart(m): 12:57pm On Jul 25, 2023
Septagon:
Maybe Thinking it can save him from the gallows?


Hadley Chase available
He'll be released soon
Politics / Re: Emefiele Pleads Not Guilty To Unlawful Possession Of Firearm by RoadMozart(m): 10:28am On Jul 25, 2023
Neduzze5:
Hehehe....

The battle just began. Trust Tinubu to mete out the worst to him.

It's not going to be funny. He'd soon adopt some strategies from the likes of Dino Melaye and Ayo Fayose.
He'll be released at the end of the day
Car Talk / Re: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by RoadMozart(m): 10:08pm On Jul 24, 2023
Ombudsman1:
ASIDE OTHER CAUTIONS, GET SUPERIOR BRAKE FLUID. ATE
How much does this cost?
Romance / Re: Names Of Girls That Likes Their Womb Shifted by RoadMozart(m): 10:06pm On Jul 24, 2023
MrsTwrite:
Precious and Sandra no follow?
Chai... Precious😂😂😂😂

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Family / Re: To The Mum Who Feels Like Quitting! by RoadMozart(m): 9:46pm On Jul 24, 2023
Cheers to all moms out there....


7 gbosa to all dads out there....
Romance / Re: Let's Play A Game married people only by RoadMozart(m): 9:11pm On Jul 24, 2023
Adele
Travel / Re: Many Feared Dead As Petrol Tanker Explodes In Ondo by RoadMozart(m): 3:20pm On Jul 24, 2023
I just passed here now. Its gory
Travel / Re: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by RoadMozart(m): 3:18pm On Jul 24, 2023
nwadikeokey11:
U don't even exist, I'm ain't seeing who's talking here. All I see is a poor hungry opportunistic dog eating crappy dummy. U don eat? Someone who depends on handouts from cheap men doesn't worth bin even my house help, so crawl the hell outta here back into watever pit u crawled out from, u are a NOBODY. U can only rant on those other guys, u can't dare it with me, cos even the richest man in ur entire village can't cough where I am, let alone an ugly thing like u who depends on men of low esteem to fund her worthless local lifestyle. While u are busy celebrating and bragging about a 150k peanut monthly salary, I have those under my establishment that earns far more than that. That u see people on internet shouldn't give u low lifer the temerity to be stupid. Perhaps Abuja is the only "beautiful" city u have ever bin to all ur life, that's why u are head over the moon. I'm in Lagos now, but a recommendation from me will easily give u a better paying job in that Abuja, so shut the hell up and be humble. While u are here boasting on social media claiming to wear an artificial hair that could feed a man for a whole 6months, under a 150k monthly salary, ur mates are busy opening companies, industries and are employers of labour. U are nothing, u have nothing and so worth absolutely nothing. Normally I wasn't gonna comment on ur post but reading that ur rant and claim, going through ur profile and pics, and realizing how haughty u are here wen u have practically nothing got me infuriated. I could post my pics here, in one of the most popular hotel in that Abuja. I mean Transcorp Hilton hotel Abuja, I'm sure u know that hotel. I was there for almost 1 whole months, and if u know how much a suit in that hotel cost for a night u will forever shut ur dirty trap and know that that ur artificial hair and 150k monthly salary are absolutely nothing to brag for, then u will be humble. People who have something don't brag. So once again get the hell outta here, cos u are completely NOTHING.
VAWULENCE IS COOKING

NYSC / Re: Corps Member Reportedly Dies In His Sleep At Osun Orientation Camp by RoadMozart(m): 6:37am On Jul 24, 2023
DevilishMan:
As an Igbo boy, some jealous Afonjites must have killed him in his sleep.

There's nothing those cannibals can't do out of envy.
Abeg

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NYSC / Re: Corps Member Reportedly Dies In His Sleep At Osun Orientation Camp by RoadMozart(m): 6:37am On Jul 24, 2023
So sad. R.I.P Corper

Car Talk / Re: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by RoadMozart(m): 6:27am On Jul 24, 2023
Kelvin30286063:
Never experienced brake failure in my cars but I have experienced it on my powerbike. I was doing 140km/hr whole traveling to Akure from Ondo. Suddenly a bus was coming directly at me cos the driver had just overtaken a trailer in a tight face me, I face you road... I saw him late so I slammed on my back brake to slow down before supporting with my hand brake. At that speed, if I use my hand brake first, I'll lose control and if I only use back brake, it won't be enough to slow me down so I can maneuver so I slammed on my back brake. It worked but when it's time to support it with my hand brake. Na so my hand brake they make noise and front tire started shaking heavily. I lost my hand brake. I had to run off the road at about 100km/hr. I still don't know how I manage to hold on to the bike and didn't fall. I was literally shaking by the time it ass over. I parked and checked the front brake. Low and behold, grass as tangled on the brake disc so it prevented the brake from catching. Las Las, na God save me.
God really saved you. That dangerous Akure road.

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Travel / Re: Japa 101: Europe by RoadMozart(m): 12:56pm On Jul 23, 2023
Any update?
Education / Re: Ogun Students Waylay, Beat Teacher Who Stopped Them From Cheating by RoadMozart(m): 11:51am On Jul 23, 2023
So to do good now, na beating person dey receive as reward

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Car Talk / How Safe Is This CNG? by RoadMozart(m): 9:14am On Jul 23, 2023
How Safe is this CNG? If there's a collision from behind would it go up in flames?

Travel / Re: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by RoadMozart(m): 5:27pm On Jul 22, 2023
T3amie:

How much would you charge me ?
From where in Lag to where in Abj?
Travel / Re: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by RoadMozart(m): 5:15pm On Jul 22, 2023
T3amie:

How much would you charge me ?
I sent you an email please
Travel / Re: Road Trip: Lagos To Abuja By Road by RoadMozart(m): 11:43am On Jul 22, 2023
Idaytesj29:
Wow ... Thats nice.

I like that you enjoyed the trip.

Looking forward to starting a transport biz soon. Lagos to Abuja, but finances has been a major hindrance in getting my preferred Toyota Hiace Bus or a Toyota Sienna both not less than 2008 model.

Getting an Hire Purchase deal has been very difficult too.

Well, in the end, we will get by.
Hello

Have you gotten a vehicle now for the biznez?
Travel / Re: Lagos To Abuja By Road: A Nairalanders Experience by RoadMozart(m): 11:19am On Jul 22, 2023
Nice thread.... Hope you create more

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Travel / Re: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by RoadMozart(m): 10:42am On Jul 22, 2023
T3amie:
I also want to relocate from Lagos to Abuja, but been thinking badly about how I’d transport my car from lag to abj cause na by air I wan use go abj.

Any suggestions?

Thanks in advance
Good day.
I'm a freelance driver. It's my job
When do you intend going?

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Crime / Re: Notorious Motorbike Snatchers Caught In Ogun, Given A 'Rare Face-Lift' by RoadMozart(m): 7:51pm On Jul 21, 2023
trutharena:
Notorious motorbike snatchers given a rare face-lift in Ogun State.

The Ogun State Community Social Orientation & Safety Corps code-named So-Safe Corps has arrested notorious motorbikes' snatchers in Ogun.

According to a statement released from the Office of the State Commander of the agency said that at about 11am on June 30, one Mr Lawal Kazeem reported his missing motorbike marked JBD 933 VZ stolen from his farmland in Abapawa Community in Ijebu Ode LGA.

He disclosed that on July 19, two middle-aged men, Okoro Ogudu aka 'Chi Boy' 25, & Okechukwu Eze, 28 & residents of Ibadan, Oyo State, suspected to be the alleged sn@tchers of the said motorbike, were sighted on the spot where the motorbike was parked then on the farmland.

Ganzallo said that one of the two suspects brought out cutla§s and the man ran for his life. The So-Safe Office at Itoro was contacted to save the victim's life and the Officers swung into action immediately which made possible the arrest of the suspects and protecting the victim.

Source: https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1682344708696072192?s=46&t=oGAxjhiGeufNKlYA6fDTyA
Caught in Abapawa. Students area
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Demand Sex From A Woman Before Helping Her by RoadMozart(m): 10:22pm On Jul 20, 2023
RTID:
- It is wrong to demand sex from a woman before helping her.

Some men in my comments - Nothing goes for nothing. Life is give and take

I hope you maintain this energy when you’re trying to get a big man to give you a contract and he asks you to suck his dick. I hope you will suck it.

Thank God for LGBT, this is now so rampant in the Nigerian Political and Corporate industrial complex and every serious hustler is bound to experience it once in their lifetime.

When your children ask you why you didn’t become rich, I hope you don’t tell them that it’s because you refuse to suck ordinary penis to win the contract that would have changed your life and as an extension, their own lives too.

You think because you’re a man, you’ll never face that sort of choice? I dey laugh you. You will learn to suck dick since nothing goes for nothing.

You people better start watching gay porn to learn how to suck Dick because you will be faced with that choice one day.
You go explain tire

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Car Talk / Re: Do You Still Drive Your Car With AC? by RoadMozart(m): 10:18pm On Jul 20, 2023
xjiggy:
Any person telling you the AC does not increase fuel usage is lying. Your compressor draws power from your alternator, which in turn need power from your engine to run.
.Before you start disparaging me, let me ask a few questions
1. Why do you think the engine power drops, while it's idling, when you put on the AC?
2, why does the ac not work when the isgniton is on but engine off,.

That being said, The use of AC increases the fuel consumption by 8% to 10%. It's more economical though to use AC when going at speed for long distances because opening the windows will cause drag, which will in turn increase fuel consumption. AC is better used forl long distances rather than short distances.

Car Talk / Re: Any Idea? by RoadMozart(m): 10:16pm On Jul 20, 2023
Daviestunech:


I want to renew mine... expired like a year ago

How much shouldi budget for it
Have like 15k
Car Talk / Re: Any Idea? by RoadMozart(m): 4:52pm On Jul 20, 2023
Daviestunech:


Renew?
No. For fresh applicants
Crime / Re: Western Union Transfer: Is This Real? by RoadMozart(m): 3:30pm On Jul 19, 2023
Next time use worldremit

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Politics / Re: Please Where Can One Locate This Filling Station ? by RoadMozart(m): 3:25pm On Jul 19, 2023
Wetin be this one again

Car Talk / Re: Any Idea? by RoadMozart(m): 3:16pm On Jul 19, 2023
ogub:

sir what about that of three years?
Its about 30k. Thats why the 5 years own is better

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