₦airaland Forum

FalseProphet1:
I see EFCC arresting all of them including the little girl.

This I have seen.

I've seen thay you need to update your diary

Zonefree:
Imagine the parents of this young man mistakenly watch this video and see how their handsome son is on his knees begging a Nigerian baby whale to marry him

Bandits are valuable than simps!

Tor

OkoYibo:
Too much testosterone is in their blood which makes them grow beards, yam legs and behave irrationally.

Eleribu

RightChannel:
Yoruba people especially their herbalists and traditional chiefs are still using the old Benz for cruising

Na only yoruba people dey use am?

You see that 1993 model, na confirm iron them use.
Be Like Left over iron from the salvaged world war tanks put together to build that body.
E too strong

igborilla:
It shall not be well with you

Ilaje People have one proverb,
"Curses don't affect trees"
Ikale people do say,
If a child insults an Iroko tree, the tree doesn't respond immediately but later on, its the same tree that will give its wood to bury the child.

the bible says
.... the curse causeless, it shall not come. Proverbs 26:2.

because you no wan buy market you dey swear for the seller.

#400 yesterday in Lugbe.

DMerciful01:
THIS KIND BABY SELF...BAD OMEN

Na Wetin una go talk be that.

Kill the baby then.

They slashed the prices of their commodities lately.
it is well.

nurey:
Wetin concern me with dishonorable and senator? They cant survive if someone like me doesnt pay tax. Today if Nigeria seize to exist, you will become a beggar because nah from hand to mouth you dey, I on the other hand is an employer of labour, I feed a nation, i don't depend on government or man know man, I was born as an entrepreneur and I can employ you when Government don sack you

Just be humble and ask nicely, to give you job no be wahala

Table Shaker of Nairaland
i greet you boss

Hmmmm all these defensive alliances wey Putin just dey sign these days

Yet many of the occupants on these places will come to Nairaland and condemn other places outside SE.

I remember my cute rabbit

ChiefOloye:
Why would they invite Osibanjo, the betrayer?

Why do you say that?

Kukutente23:
Look at this hater
What is wrong with buying new planes?
Biden just bought a new plane two years ago.
Is Biden better than the Jagaban?
Every true patriot should be ashamed that while Biden is falling from planes, our president is falling from jalopy
Akpabio deserves a plane too. He's the best Senate president ever for the speed of passing the new old anthem.
And the speaker? Name any sane country in the world that their speaker does not have his own plane.
I suspect you're just a bitter obidient who doesn’t want this country to progress

The country is in a sorry state and buying of aircraft is the problem?

Common minimum wage them never see that one settle na aircraft be the problem.

BossGerald:
So that class room block is what you call airport??

You people are still living in stone age, claiming civilization and development, chai

You go just dey spit nonsense for mouth like person wey no get brain.

All these people sef

BossGerald:
Is that why you won't show us Ibadan and ondo airport??

Big for nothing states with nothing to show for it

You mean Ondo state has no airport or wat

Omo see as men dey sing offkey. This country na comedy show

Portable is trending again. This guy just keeps making headlines whether you like him or not.

Carcholce:
I actually managed to finish the whole story.

What pained me the most is the fact that the said lady “used OP’s head” to straighten her bone straight hair.

The irony. She turned OP into a sisssy before She went out to cheat on OP.

Finished him completely

AutoChick4U:
Na who chop dey use light! Pls I have this Firman generator to sell. You only service and change the rope ..
Make me a good offer pls and location is Abuja

can it pump water? how much last and where in Abuja

depends. Went out with a lady sometime ago, she hurriedly brought out her card when it was time to pay, as. sharp guy na, i let her pay. I later paid for the subsequent outings

marry the both of them at different times.

Sonnobax15:
She's just a little woman,not a dwarf..

she's just a Liliputian

raskymonojendor:
Femi Hakeem Gbajabiamila is a muslim. Infact, it is very hard to find a Gbajabiamila from Lagos that is not Muslim. Similar to how you will find that the Kuku(s) of Ijebu to be predominantly Muslims.

Most of the Kuku(s) i know from Ijebu are staunch Christians.

100millionGoal:
Soyinka a small boy politicians use and dump.
And old man suffering from Alzheimer's disease and severe brain aneurysm

una go just open mouth dey talk nonsense. you wey e never sure say you go old reach the man sef.

if e wan crash make e crash abeg. enough of these speculations

It will end in tears.... Premium one at that.
We're here to console you sha.

You go too injure yourself ehn.

E sure me 💯 na sunking solar

Gbogbowa:
you are a liar we deeper life dont celebrate birthday because jesus and all the Apostle did not celebrate birthday though some are compromising today

Will you sharaap ya mouth there
ozuor

They haven't been deducting it for a while that's why its that high.

Or

It could be that you have been transacting alot in the past weeks or month and receiving lots of sms alerts from them

All the above listed are reasons why you have a high chance of dying single.