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Aww.. Blessing! didn't know you will come to publicize this, i am very happy you are enjoying your union,

God bless you a thousand times

Oya ask TVC to organise it abeg, even if Buhari has the questions plus the answers, he will not be able to read it out

olas24u:
So You want NTA to organize it so that your candidate can have access to ready made questions just like the presidential chat

When are we having the presidential debate for this year's election.

I'm not a party campaign person, so i usually take a drink when the candidates sits face to face with each other fighting it out.

that is where i usually draw my conclusion, so when is NTA organizing one.

i know TeamBuhari will be afraid of this considering Buhari cant pronounce Osibanjo let alone talk about manifesto. lol

Nigerian official launguage is English, so who votes for an illiterate in the 21st century? even local govt councilors are graduates

Segirl18:
Lol

How can u refer to someone everybody knws as an hausa man as an illiterate...kai! what do u expect him to call professor in d first place wit an hausa tongue. Abeg op, go siddon abeg, afterall we all r already used to hausa pronounciations all around us..

Tah...no forget say if u no vote,pple wey go vote go vote..shikena!

thanks for adding lol

CrazyScientist:
You forgot to add "we will stabilise crude oil price"

Even though GEJ is not so good a lover, i was just managing him thinking that a sweet and brilliant lover will come My way in 2015.

When APC started building momentum i was so happy itching for a new juicy lover (i been dey eye fashola o, the guy dey brilliant come fine [handsome and brain].

But APC BROKE my heart the moment they file an illiterate, how can i give an illiterate my love.

I was thinking of managing the illiterate Buhari until he started campaigning, the moment he pronounce Professor as Frefesa, Osibanjo as Osimade, Youths as Jews, i gave up.

Now i have so much headache thinking of what pains APC have inflicted on me as a Nigerian, they are so much brilliant people in APC but they decided to present a clueless illiterate as Buhari,

Because of this, i will fly my love for GEJ till APC finds me a better candidate, i cant leave my managed love for illiteracy

SO GIRLS, IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU CANNOT DATE AN ILLITERATE, YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS SHOWING AN ILLITERATE LOVE ON THE 14TH FEBRUARY.

GOOD BYE, LET THE YABBING BEGINS!!!

that girl doesnt deserve anything. rude silly ungrateful girl. i cant imagine me asking a man for a gift let alone for my sibling, total nonsense, he's a boyfriend or fiance not an ATM, nor credit card

Neither Pa Buhari nor APC has any cogent Answer of whereabouts of Pa Buhari's certificates:

Nigeria is fighting a Boko Haram insurgency whose mantra is that western education is a sin. These people have kidnapped innocent young girls who dared to go to school.
How then can we give our votes to Buhari, a man who cannot even be straightforward about his secondary school leaving certificate?
In Nigeria, if a university graduate does not have an NYSC certificate, he is ineligible for public employment. That is the law. Similarly, if a presidential candidate does not have a school leaving certificate, he is ineligible to stand for election as president of Nigeria.
Buhari’s missing certificate
The evidence concerning Buhari’s certificate lacuna is overwhelming. Buhari says: “I left home at the age of 10 or 11 and went to school, like I said. And I was in the boarding school for nine years. In primary school and secondary school, I was in the boarding house and from there; I went straight into the Army.”
A man should know at what age he went to school, but Buhari does not seem to know. If Buhari started school at 11 and he joined the army at the age of 19 in January, 1962; tha means it took him only eight years to finish primary and secondary school. That is not feasible. It would appear that, instead of completing school, Buhari opted to join the army.
Instead of providing his certificates to INEC, as required by law, Buhari deposed in an affidavit at a High Court in Abuja that: “All my academic qualifications documents as filled in my presidential form, President APC/001/2015, are currently with the Secretary, Military Board as of the time of presenting this affidavit.”
However, the military is not a bank for keeping the certificates of its officers. Organisations require the originals for verification only, after which they are promptly returned to their owners. In this regard, it should not be forgotten that Buhari was dismissed from the military in 1985. That is 30 years ago.
In short, Buhari’s INEC affidavit is deceptive. If his certificates are with the military board, he should go and retrieve them. If they are lost, their loss should have been the subject of his affidavit. Whatever the case, a man with no primary or secondary school leaving certificate has no business running for president of Nigeria."


"Whatever the case, a man with no primary or secondary school leaving certificate has no business running for president of Nigeria.
Muhammadu Buhari can conduct a coup and declare himself Nigeria’s head of state. But under no circumstance should Nigerians elect him as president.

I have been all out shouting Buhari, Buhari, Buhari.

But after i listened to his speech in Imo APC Rally, it dawn on me that it is no longer whether GEJ is the best or not, Buhari must never be allowed 1000 meters close to Aso rock.

Are you saying that Buhari could become the president tomorrow and speak an english a non hausa cant understand?

Can you imagine Buhari speaking with Obama or answering questions from Amanpour?

It will be more disgraceful than madam PEJ speaking to women.

Infact madam PEJ is far more better than this

Now in analysis, is it Osinbajo or Osimade, Is - Osibanjo or Osimade, Is it Youths or Jews, Is it Small Businesses or Smo Busineses, is it Ladies and Gentlemen or Blezid and Gengenment, Is it APC or AVCee


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vtan7pDiaU&app=desktop

If we keep blaming the past govt, we may also want to blame Obasanjo for GEJ and Buhari again will blame GEJ if voted into office, so lets keep it straight and let everyone face their regime, Buhari never created a single dim job in his regime period.

FastShipping:
Shagari and his gang of looters destroyed the economy before Buhari came in. Ask your parents or elders that live close to you. They should be able to tell you workers were being owed six months to nine months salaries before Buhari became head of state. This publication was early time of his administration. Ask people who are your elders about how there was no money in the treasury before Buhari came in. Ask your elders to tell you about how graduates were unable to find job during Shagari regime which prompted why the military removed Shagari government and installed Buhari. Ask your elders about what corruption created in our society. Ask your elders what was it like buying bread, sugar and basic commodities few months before Buhari administration came in to arrest the poor situation we found ourselves in.

Now slow and gently ask your elders what Buhari did to the thieves parading themselves as politicians at the time.

These were the reasons why military had to interfere in the political system on January 1st 1983.

There was not up to 1/100th of the volume of graduate we have today
I was not even born by then and i heard in the 80s once you graduated it was an automatic employment, but under Buhari Regime this was what we had

Sorry sir, i studied engineering and only did Eng in 1st year *wink* lol , you can become my english teacher

sihom:
At OP,

For a successful career woman your written English is and . It is appalling please do something about it.

Thats the best tin to do jaree, guard youself wele welle

Zeemoor:
........One of those things single working-class ladies face
Good thing you didn't fall for his scam

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Dem never born the man wey go scam moa
I've soo educated myself about internet/real life scam and fraud that I can smell it from afar and steer clear

That Dr was a sucker, i hate it, be it a lady or a guy, why will you take food for your junior sister on another persons money, i cant ever do that, why will you ask your BF to pay for your house rent, thats madness. infact if i do not have enough money to pay any bill i dont eat out whether with a guy or not, people should learn to be on their own and stop disturbing another, it is called boyfriend/girlfriend and not an ATM

ted1741:
What does this have to do with successful career ladies? Nigierian men are daily scanmed by Nigerian ladies even the so called successful career ones sometimes are the worst. A friend introduced a medical doctor to me during one of my visits to Nigeria, we went on a date and she came in a very pricey and exotic car. To my dismay, she ordered the most expensive food in the menu. As if that was not sufficient, she ordered take out for her baby sister. Been a gentleman, I paid, next day, she claimed her landlord was threatening to evict her and all that mumbo jumbo. Unbeknown to me, she called two days after crying asking if I could lend her N600,000.00 because she needed to pay for 2 years in advance and promised to pay back before my departure. In her twisted mind, jjcs have no brain. Unfortunately for her, I wasn't thinking with my junior and this is someone am supposed to marry. My point is, you seem a bit pompous and presumptive, bad people come in either gender, age, religion, affiliation and ethnicity. Some men scam and persuade their innocent girlfriends who are students or have no decernable sources of livelihood to borrow and give them. They are just bad people simpliciter and prey on vulnerable people regardless of the social stratum of their victims. Men and women do it.

Not like original suffering, you know the slang suffered in Lagos people use lol

ideology:
Wait o o
robedu, is this what led to your conclusion that successful ladies are suffering??

Do you have more experiences of similar scenario??

I would not have given him, a grown up young man of 32 should be able to huzzle to feed himself in Lagos, except if something happened to him that i know and i think he requires help on a plain ground without any love prank involved, i would have given him

Ksslib:
lol. How will he whatsapp when 50k killed his so-called love for you? Lucky you though. Atleast you werent one of numerous desperados he could have who knows, swindled..

Erm, forgive my curiousity,for i have one last question.. If he had not tried to foool you under the guise of love but came up straight and asked you to borrow him money, would you have?

My dear, we ladies just need to open our eyes and stop this fall in love things lol

Doncolio:
Funny but intelligent of you. Glad you didn't allow your emotion crowd your judgement.
Plus you should be proud of yourself, not many people have this sweet tale to tell.

It was an eye rolling thing, he felt dissapointed lol, ever since no whatapp messages oo lol

Ksslib:
Hope he took it well?

I told him, you better go and borrrow the UBA staff who may give you, because i dont have any one kobo to give you, all my budget has been fixed, hehehehh hahahahah no maly klismas for him

Ksslib:
Me sef... lwkmd.

The December struggle is indeed real. The guy been wan use you take celebrate maly klismas.

Erm but op, its not complete. what was your reply?

Very funny Flinton, i can laugh anymore

flinton:
Funi

A NEW HUZZLING WAYS HAS EMERGED FOR BAD AND LAZY GUYS

I don't know if other successful career ladies do come across this clowns, it's quite funny.

So some guys find out that you are successful as a lady, instead of carrying guns to rob they want to pass through your heart.

Have had few experiences but the one of today makes me laugh so hard(please note i am not saying career ladies dont find love oo, real love everywhere but i cannot understand why some silly ones do this).

So i just met this guy in a friends wedding, i was the MC, he was one of the grooms men, we've known each other for sometimes now but we have never talked.

So he used the opportunity at the wedding to get my number and we took the conversation to whatsapp, before we could say jack, he has proclaim all the love in the world, how he had always loved me, how he had always wish we were together etc.

Just three weeks into the discussion, i have not even accepted to be his girl friend, i told him i will think and pray about it but we kept on chatting sha and he always proclaim this love like he's serious lol.

On Tuesday, the bloody banking hall stroller (na banker e talk say e be na) came to me to say he want to buy a car, i should tell him how i bought mine, i redirected him to Elizade where i got mind and he started saying i should ask for pricing, i told him i cant go pricing cars when i am not the driver that he should walk into Elizade shop and make his findings. (Nairalanders that was just this monday oo).

Today, Oga banker came to me with several emails on my whatsapp and fb chat, sending me crying sticker, i ask what happened, he said he made a mistake in office so his boss gave him a query, transfer all the money from his account to his customer account he made the mistake on, so he is so broke and his mother just called he should send her a little money and her sis in Togo just called that he should send her Tfair back to Nigeria.

I said eyaa.. take it easy oo.

He said, now he is left with no option than to go and borrow one lady who works at a UBA bank close to his own bank Union Bank, i said good if she will give you, he said yes na, she will give him cos the lady has been disturbing him to have sex with her and date her, so she will fly over the opinion, i said ok, if that is ok by you.

The next thing he said, he wont go borrowing from the lady again, that she will disturb and force him to sleep with her if he does, i said ok good thought, he then said CAN YOU PLEASE BORROW ME 50K TO SOLVE THIS URGENT ISSUES I WILL GIVE YOU BACK ON FRIDAY WHEN MY BOSS RELEASE MY MONEY BACK TO MY ACCOUNT OR WHEN XMAS BONUS IS PAID.

LAUGH WON KILL ME FOR HERE I DEY

I TOLD HIM, YOU HAD BETTER GO AND ASK THE UBA STAFF THAT MAY GIVE YOU, BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE A KOBO TO GIVE OUT TO YOU. ALL MY BUDGE IS FIXED

Buhari ran with pastor bakare the last time so its not the first time in history

oziegbe2015:
Osinbajo just ends up beign the ultimate joker card that nails the 2015 election to the apc. He is a professor whose qualification and intellect exceeds that of gej and sambo together. He would complement gmb in vibracy and articulation. He is from the west, knowing politics is a game of numbers you have to seal your block to the best of your advantage, now that we know the stand of the north to gmb, it became imperative that the v.P be from west as the zone enjoys apc support but to further see their advantage even to ondo, ekiti, a westerner is best now the west knows where it stands. Giving the vp to rochas wouldn't have made the west sealed, with the igbos and their hatred for gmb it would have been a diaster to try and please them while they would still go with gej, that would have left the west hanging in balance. Osinbajo is a christian, and for the first time in history a pastor as v.P, this has killed the rumor of an islamic idea pdp strongest point over gmb, osibanjo is not just a pastor but a pastor in one of the biggest christian body. Now he holds a greater advantage naturally even to gej that is a church attendant, osibanjo preaches the gospel itself and lives for it. This would pull back the sympatheizers of jonathan only because he is christian. Osibanjo has associate relationship with adeboye, infact he is a leading piooner of the church we know adeboye influence on the christian comminity. Osibanjo is a fresher who has had good strides in the lagos led fashola govtment. His achievements speaks for a man many undecided votes have asked for fresh change of old politicians, these undecided can see osibanjo for his attributes. Osibanjo can pull the christian community across the east and south that are only supporting gej becos of religion and not performance. Osibanjo is an astute lawyer at his peak and exudes the motto of CHANGE which apc preaches. Osibanjo is coming from the university setting which many youths can associate with becos of lecturers student relationship. Osibanjo does not have the dirty past that any one can use against him. While amaechi and oshomhole would have failed to even secure a typical akwa ibom, calabar, delta, bayelsa that is gej stronghold. Any as v.P would not have been capable to fully convice the east and would have also given loop holes to the west under its control. Their would have been series of cases that would be dug up to rubbish amaechi and oshomole that would utimately make mokery of gmb corruption stand. The game of politics is sealing control of your block first. Osibanjo is the best to seal the west, reach undecided voters, and christians who predominatly occupy the east and south.

Temi, you bad oo, some things dey like to vex me, so because somebody is RCCG they should vote Buhari

temitemi1:
I'm a member of RCCG and God forbid me from voting buhari even if na baba Adeboye be him running mate I no go vote for am.... Give me GEJ anytime, anyday!!!

So i heard Tinubu and APC choosed Osibanjo because they realise that he is a pastor in RCCG and that translat to the head count of votes from all RCCG member in Nigeria.

So my question is, RCCG members will you vote Buhari/Osibanjo because he is your pastor?

Divorce him now that you are alive, beatings or rape is domestic violence, you might die trying

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Do you have a new business idea and have been thinking of ways to launch it into the market? or maybe you already have a business but thinking of how to move it from point A to B.

Then this week webisode of Break Digit Show is for you

Franklin Ozekhome, one of Africa's leading Strategist believes that Nigeria is more than just the numbers but a people with different cultures, traditions, flare, emotions, believe and religion and so to target them you need to understand all of these.

So he went ahead to found TINK Africa a consumer insight company and has already release the first Africa's Consumer Report (you're included) tagged TrendsWorthBillions.

On a One-on-one chat with Two TV Network's Roberta Edu on African pop culture, Nigeria consumer trends and strategies for driving new business growth in emerging markets. #storytelling #Afripop #consumer #insights #Naija #culture #intelligence #innovation.

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Mukhtar Alexander Daniyan, aka Mr. Aye Dee, an Internet expert, has opened up on an alleged drug scandal involving respected APC leader, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

For those who do not, Mukhtar Alexander Daniyan, popularly known as Mr. Aye Dee, is a Nigerian born American who has been busy unearthing a lot of dirt on corrupt politicians and other influential Nigerians who have a penchant for stealing and syphoning the country's money and stashing same abroad.
He is an Africa and Middle East Public Policy and Security Expert and seems to have the records of many happenings in the country including the activities of the dreaded Boko Haram sect.
It was the same Aye Dee who reported blogger Linda Ikeji to Google for copy rights infringements, which saw to her blog closed down for some days.
This time around, Aye Dee has taken to leaking the dirt on the All Progressive Congress, APC, National Leader and former Lagos State governor, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, unveiling some shocking information about Tinubu's alleged criminal records including drug trafficking and money laundering.
In an extensive twitter exposure, Aye Dee itemized Tinubu's step by step involvements, that of his wife, Remi, and the indictment records by the United States Public Access To Court Electronics Records, PACER, to back up his allegations.
He also challenged Tinubu to come out and refute his revelations or take him to court where he will expose some more dirt that will open the eyes of Nigerians to the type of leaders they have.
Aye Dee also revealed that Asiwaju Bola Tinubu and his wife Remi, who is now a Senator in the country, were once drug barons in the United States.
Read Aye Dee's tweets here (source pulse)

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