₦airaland Forum

99set:
Am very happy & proud to be a nairalander.

ronald4lif:
Interesting. Many Nigerians have been doing this especially the Yoruba. It's very important in shaping up kids lives as they tend to learn the Nigerian culture and the harsh side of life. I commend their father for taking up the initiative of sending the kids to Nigeria.


But Mea Mater Elizabeth school is one of the best in Enugu. Why not ajekpako college like St. Patrick Emene or Nike Grammar school Abakpa where they'd learn the tough life the proper way lol.

Giitheon:
Pls i need urgent answer....d passport i uploaded to reg for uniben is as recommended.....only dat its nt exactly 1inch by 1inch....hope i am safe?

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Yes, being in a University is cool. As in freaking cool - to people that are yet to enter. Sometimes I wish I came in here to sleep and not write exams, after Dibu's stipulated years, I will stroll to school admin and collect my certificate but just as the wise ones say: "The wise
ones say".
Amongst all the things I pass as annoying in my school surroundings, there are special repetitive ones that I am so sure you will come across someday, if you haven't.

6. Home Work/Assignment : For crying out really loud, I stay in Hall IV, it's an Hostel and not a home. Granted, it's meant to enlighten us but what is the essence of having to submit it? Who nor do, make he rest. The wise one says "University is a free
place".

5. Lecturers teaching for 2hours+ and not taking attendance : I don't know for your faculty, but in the land of the crossives, this is a big time offence. 2hours is enough for an engine student to cover a whole sylla... (Forget BUS, trekk).

4. Time difference in sleeping : Start sleeping in class at 12pm, wake up five hours later and it will be 12:05pm. Now sleep at night with a morning class at 8am, wake up 7am and decide to sleep for 5mins, guess what time you will wake up (+_+). Why nah?

3. Alarm : Chai, alarms does not help matters at all. Thank God for snooze, if I want to wake up by 6am (after sleeping at 3am), I will have to set 3 alarms at 5am, 5:07am, 5: 23am each with its tone - Tonto Dike, thanks for that "high" song, it helps. Sha, shouldn't alarm be sensitive enough? Atleast don't interfere in my dreams!!!.

2. Monday : Why is Monday always acting like it's jealous of Sunday? For the records, sometimes I wake up on Mondays pretending not to knowing that it is really Monday. You know what is worst than waking up on monday? Knowing that the next Monday is 7days away. Wait, Monday... M-O-N-D-A Y... Damn, never knew it looks that ugly.

1. Obtainers/Thieves : Just like my teacher will say "It's a bracket". Can't find any other position to place them so, let me treat them as sub-topic.

a) Obtainers : As in, I can't walk freely at night without hiding my phones inside the unspeakables. Even money self, I thought they were only after those two things until last week - I went to see a friend at Edo street at 8pm and on my way back, I bought 4 cooked corn. Dem bros collect the corn, cut half for me say make I use am exchange my G shock watch. Ekosodin Brethren. I domo!!!

b)Thieves : Arrrgh!, Laptop, Phones, Lamp, Bags, Boxers, Singlet, Trousers. All are at owners risk. The thing dey be like magic if them don move am. Just last month, my roommate filled his stove to the brim with kerosene only to come back from class to find the stove missing. Two weeks later, they returned the stove. Woo, make I rest my case. Sha, you weren't expecting the kerosene to remain in the stove init?

cc Lalasticlala , Ishilove , Godwin10 (sorry boss.. I had to )

Adah96:
yh buh its nuin now dats how we roll

IamTobie:
Lol.... Robins, are you almost outta subscription?

Adah96:
hahahahahaha someborry is afraid

Damscrob:
I ll post it by 8pm.....when NETWORK is strong

IamTobie:
Hehe... U quys are funnie......



E just be like say book no de enter this head. OK, kurrent affairs: where do I start from? Where? Where?


Pukka, I learned you worship God. I need ya prayers....

Adah96:
lol oya robin hez come lerus b going...it haff do

Pukka36:
Is ask I ask Lol...

na U carry that Black bag wey black like Ur skin colour

Pukka36:
Bad belle. Adah 96,abeg cun carry Ur goods

Pukka36:
Em' say na when man need something e dey humble

Pukka36:
Isiomalistic@gmail.com

Damscrob:
people don get am before u na....hahahhah

Damscrob:
300L Chemical Engineering last practical @ Ekehuan Campus....who fit locate DAMSCROB...i go give am mtn recharge card...

Damscrob:
not in all lecturers class o...some are strict esp d profs....

Vince77:
Welcome development. Now i dnt hv to crack my head wen trying to buy anything.

Adah96:

Adah96:
I still see unilag in my drmz tho....

Lyzee:
@whyte heart......is dat link 2ru? Are u sure Is it related to lagos state govt?

Adah96:
loool crazy!

Teempakguy:
no Na.
The picture was meant for Nigeria. She deserves a standing ovation.

Teempakguy:
Corruption!

Nigeria is one of the most corrupt and backward nations in the world! We are all selfish and greedy and stealing makes us happy! It only makes sense that we are always happy because we steal everyday.
We are notorious for smuggling, fraud, and ever other vice the world knows . . . we are racial and tribalistic, very primitive and unwise! But that's no problem because we have butterflies! And being happy at being at the bottom of the country development index is in our DNA!
Nigeria is such a cool country yo!

Adah96:
wats awesome