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His way of attracting attention, is all. Funny dude.

You medjai? Hehehe. Egyptian mummy.

Ghost.

They've said it already. Scratch that cash.

Excuse me, is your father a terrorist? Cos only one can produce such a bombshell.

Turkey. And by God, i hate the fresh ones cos the blood and all really irritates me. I can cope with the preservatives on the frozen ones anyday.

Capricornian

JAMB question.

If it was moi, i'll make damn sure he's damn rich. Something at least must complement for the other.

Basic ingredents for Banga soup : Palm kernel nuts, Meat (any kind), Ugwu (pumpkin) vegetables, Egusi (optional), Dried fish (opkoroko and all), Smoked fish, Onions, Dried grinded pepper, Seasoning cube, Salt and Water (of course). Boil palm nuts until they're soft to enable you remove shafts easily. Then pound gently in a mortar with pestle to seperate the shafts from the nuts. Be careful not to break the nuts. Then pour water into the mortar with the pounded 'everything', stir a bit to like rinse off the oil from the nuts and then pour into a pot, through a sieve or filter. This way, you'd have successfully seperated the shafts from the most important ingredent, which is the mixture. Boil the meat in it with onions and other spices. Since i prefer banga soup with egusi, put the egusi after meat is parboiled and when egusi is almost well cooked, throw in your vegetables and dried fish and then leave on fire for some time to get ready. You get the best satisfaction when you eat with starch and cold water.

Make sure that your pot doesn't have burns from foods you've cooked in it before. And if you must stir, do so with a ladle.

Hate dried crayfish, periwinkles and most especially snails. Slimy murdafuckas.

I love Yang's post. Totally made sense.

Just wait it out, jor. Atleast, until she's ready. Or d'you want to ra.pe her?

Uh huh, i hear you.

Kill away.

Who's the 3rd person?

And then, by the pricking of my thumb, something wicked my way came; entered the balled fist. I saw God. Like literally. I'd no idea that the innocent-faced not-so-ladylike friend of Mike could actually not hit like a girl. 'Oh great, you're so dead', i said, just before i allowed myself sink into the abysmal swamp of oblivion. At last. . .some place where Mike and his forces aren't.

Rachel Weisz.

You just wait until they move this trash. You don't even know the correct ID of the person you want us to beg on your behalf.

^^Man, just don't stare at all! There's no negotiating this. Besides, staring and sparingly don't exactly work together.

^^So only sensible girls have brown eyes?

Big time turn off. 'Raazness' doesn't get worse than this.

And who says i'm male?

Ain't nothing wrong with it. It's just that those i'll really love to add aren't here.

Gives you hell - The All American Rejects.

You've got sommin against NIGERIAN women. I definitely have a lot of things against you.

Here? Sure. This is hell too, innit?

Overseas

Too much salt in this yam.

Can't think of a good contribution. So? Will i go to hell?

Seriously, is there really a female 190 on NL?