₦airaland Forum

When I first saw kemi,i thought it was the finance minister

Yes, this is a countdown of on - air personalities. They do countdowns of our favourite songs,so you can consider this payback time. To be fair, we won't do it like they do,starting from the bottom up. I will not have you hold your breath, wondering whether your favourite radio presenter made it to number one.I will start from the very first one.

1.Wana wana: her real name is wana udobang and she is a radio presenter at 92.3 inspiration FM. She graduated from university college with a first class degree in broadcast journalism,and was a feature producer for BBC and Resonance FM (london's only art radio station.) Why is she number one? Because of how versatile she is. Very immersed in the art; wana writes on her website wanawana.net,crafts, poems,supports causes,is obsessed with doing audio documentariesm...and she is hilarious,and she is internationally recognized.


2.DAN FOSTER: probably the highest paid OAp in lagos,foster who was raised partly in washington by is widowed father,and later in baltimore by is grandmothern moved to nigeria in the year 2000 and almost instantly

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UniQuegrACE:
really?

did it shock you

lady2lady:
Can You Rap,Sing?? Got any talent??

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08168491170 - Rocky

If mmm is bad then our commercial banks are worst.

Is our commercial banks not worst?

SammieLowkey:
The real star boy big ups. My candid advice stay in America till 2019.

Why?
Lemme explain


Before when I want to cook rice, I wee just be
pouring the rice inside the pot any how, any how
until the spirit tells me it is okay.

Not anymore.

Recession was what happened and my life has
changed forever.
Now I dey measure the rice wella. I ask myself using
proportion in Maths. If three men can eat 4 cups,
how many cups should one man eat?
Come and see calculations. You will think it is
preparation for GRE/TOEFL exam.

These days na tea spoon I dey take measure the rice
put for pot. I use expansion formula. If one spoon
can expand to two spoons of rice when done, how
many tea spoons of rice do I need to put on the fire?
The rate this thing is going, with one cup of foreign
rice going for about 100 naira, I fit begin measure
rice to cook with micrometer screw guage or even vernier caliper.

I am not playing with this recession.
This is war!!!

So Wizkid with this few points of mine I hope I have been able to convince u & not confuse u that its better u stay in America till 2019. Thank you

only if I could give you a thousand likes but I can only give one.
I had a good laugh

Nice write up op thumbs up

Mhen this thing long o

AngelsAndStars:
borno is majority Christian not Muslim. an aboki Christian bike man told me that. he even said muslims are wicked than snakes. be warned.

ok noted.....muslims in borno or all over the world?

Make them no go press spoil o

QueenSuccubus:




These young boiz got this idea when The Game first poured the ACE OF SPADES juz outside the Club in Hollywood years ago... Now it's become a norm in any African clubs whenever someone is celebrating his or her birthday

beyonce poured this same drink into a swimming pool in one of her music video.

thesicilian:
Nobody who works hard for his money spends it like this.

so if e press lap top,push drugs, do ritual e no work abi?.....anyway I don't support illegal hustle.

raumdeuter:
WHats the use of snake sef

snake skin can be used for clothing designs

Noted. Is not as if I even have much food to eat talk more of selecting

lady2lady:
My dear !! .. Everything is fine and she's not hiding anything from you.

The problem that she always gets tired during sex is not a new thing,other girls are experiencing it.

I heard Sex is sweet because I haven't engaged in sex before.

Then she must be enjoying it and there is no way she will say she's tired and if she says it then she meant it.

Answer this following questions :

1)Does she have any medical illness?

2)Is she taking any drugs for any medical condition?

3)How physically active is she in a given day –
Sedentary, Moderate, Highly active ?

4)Does she get breathless/tired while climbing 1 or 2 flight of stairs?

5)Does she get aches and pains after an usual physical activity (which is not related to sex)?

my love for her hasn't gotten to answering this questions you just asked,but if the questions you just asked are one of the reasons she always get tired,then I will be relived of the tension

Btw saying that you haven't engaged yourself in any sexual activity before sounds inteesting.

CorGier:
There you've it.
You just answered your own question.
You know that post-ejaculation feeling where as a guy your body just switches off? Yeah, women get that too.
And like men, women suffer from premature orgasms too.
So like someone said before, slow it down with lots of pre-intimacy. Also, try other positions where you don't get to stimulate her clīt too much, else she cums fast again leaving you high/dry. The notorious doggie-style aids with this. Or any position with you behind her.

thank you very much.

alBHAGDADI:
Their first attack was a Catholic Church where dozens were killed by bomb.

the insurgency in the north as affected both muslims and christians,and borno state where most of this terrorist attacks as been recorded is muslim dominated.

Anas09:
What are we competting for?

You Muslims are.so taken by number, thats why you people kill christians like crazy just because you want to be.the majority. What has that got to do with anything?

In Christianity we are not swayed by multitude we are concerned with saving souls from eternal death.

am actually a christian,we should always admit the truth when neccessary.

Is Anaconda still in existence?

Peacetemi:
Nairaland should create a section for Explorers

that's gonna be a wonderful idea.

Raine80:
Has she had her iron levels checked lately? Or perhaps her fatigue is due to your technique If it's intense and causes tears she might actually find it uncomfortable after a short time and saying she "tired" might be a diplomatic way to say she hurts. Instead of being Mahdi and storming off why can you not have a none judegmentak conversation with her? Some of the comments here ....quite concerning
Nothing to do with congested schedule
Bad "farker"? Smh

she doesn't feel pains when I hit that p***y, but she sure complains about feeling pains while sucking those nipples.
But you know what, she always want more of me,and after few minuites all I hear is "am tired" like she cummed quickly

Gideonaigbe:
Is she fat?...if shr isnt den mayb sh has infection or shez pregnant or she is on drugs or u not romancing well?

yes she is fat,but not that fat.....please tell me might this be the cause?

CorGier:
Her tiredness might be as a result of her being sore down there, I dunno. Does she complain about pains down there while you thrust?
You could also try more fōreplay, communicate more, ask her what feels good, etc. Mehn, girls matter can be complicated at times.
Either way, you've to got to get her to open up to you more.
Bad sex is as good as no sex.

she doesn't complain about anything,when we are together she did be the one who Wants me all over her, but after a short while she starts saying she's tired.

malton:
One day, Nigeria shall import even dark skinned people.

What this country needs is a dictator with good intentions, solid policies, and the willpower to get things done. Someone who doesn't take no for an answer. Western liberalism will obviously get us nowhere.

Someone once argued that a "capable, technocratic authoritarian government on top of its game is far better for a developing, background country than a democratic one." I thought he was being naive when I read his submission. How true this is for my country.

Let's face it, Nigeria's problem isn't the system of government nor the people. Our issue stems from having successive governments that have failed to make a headway in spite of all the support they have got.

Singapore, China, S. Korea, Japan, and Taiwan, to list a few, have all turned their fortunes around despite being a unitary government. Canada, England, Spain, etc have done so as a constitutional monarchy. The US, Germany, Switzerland, etc. have gone on to achieve greatness as a republic.

Our problems:

1. Religiousity

2. Too many vested interests (generator importers cabal frustrating power stability, transport moguls frustrating railway, and so many more)

3. Lack of will

4. Skew sighted, warped, and bigoted "leaders"

5. The political circle comprises 90% illiterates who are incapable of any good by themselves.

We need a benevolent dictator to right many wrongs before things can take shape in this country. The masses are willing, but that's about as much power as they have got. The political parties keep churning out dundees.

I can't shout!

nigeria's population is made up of over 70% youths, but rather, we take these politrickcians as deities instead of servants.

fellis:
Did you give her head? Maybe you were chewing the tin like kpomo. Many foolish guys do that.

no I didn't
Am just scared she is hiding something from me

fellis:
I think you did something to make her lose interest.

Maybe rushing or overly sweating or body odor/mouth odor or small kok or physically assaulting her delicate parts in the name of fondling_ her.

Try to remember what went down before the complain started.

mouth odour,body odour, small penis I' don't have them.
But maybe I went too hard on her boobs sometimes

CorGier:
Does she get/stay wet?

ya....does it mean anything? Because I have pressured her so many times to tell me the reason why she does that but she would just kiss me and say nothing.

Rockyrascal:
common don't sound childish.

I could still remember vividly well boko haram carried out an attack on a mosque in kano and casualties were recorded. So tell me Who worships in the mosque?

Anas09:
And we competing for what exactly?

I don't understand what you mean by that

alBHAGDADI:
Thats cos they keep depleting the popular of Christians by using Boko Haram, Fulani herdsmen and radical islamists.

common don't sound childish.