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RomanceRe: Ladies, Are You Attracted To Guys With Big Butt? by rodDICK(op): 9:04am On Dec 24, 2015
yemoxyl:
No am not and av not see the chelsea player ivanovich
No wonder u're suprised. I bet u ivanovich's butt is bigger than urs.
RomanceRe: I'm Gonna Abstain From Sex In 2016. Who Is Joining Me? by rodDICK(m): 8:23pm On Dec 23, 2015
I had one too many fvcks this year too. so for a change I'll want to join u ma bro. But the problem is my bulala. It has a mind of its own, this one na end time bulala, dem no dey follow am argue...so I'll just pass.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Are You Attracted To Guys With Big Butt? by rodDICK(op): 8:00pm On Dec 23, 2015
Michellla:
No.I Like Flat Ass
A guy's flat ass is a turn off for many ladies. When doing the missionary style where u have to spread ur legs wide for the guy to come in, in the middle of the fun, u'll like to grab and pull some of his ass flesh. Isn't so disappointing when there's nothing but bone to grab?
RomanceRe: Ladies, Are You Attracted To Guys With Big Butt? by rodDICK(op): 7:30pm On Dec 23, 2015
yemoxyl:
Da f*ck is that
Why Would a guy have a big butt?,that's abnormal shocked
RomanceRe: Ladies, Are You Attracted To Guys With Big Butt? by rodDICK(op): 7:30pm On Dec 23, 2015
yemoxyl:
Da f*ck is that
Why Would a guy have a big butt?,that's abnormal shocked
Are u a football fan? Have u seen the chelsea player ivanovich?
RomanceRe: Ladies, Are You Attracted To Guys With Big Butt? by rodDICK(op): 3:18pm On Dec 23, 2015
Michellla:
No.I Like Flat Ass
Don't want. No man competing with you, huh?
RomanceRe: Ladies, Are You Attracted To Guys With Big Butt? by rodDICK(op): 3:10pm On Dec 23, 2015
yemoxyl:
Da f*ck is that
Why Would a guy have a big butt?,that's abnormal shocked
That's the same way I feel, but this lady played with her man's big butt in public.
RomanceLadies, Are You Attracted To Guys With Big Butt? by rodDICK(op): 12:53pm On Dec 23, 2015
This morning I saw a couple holding hands as they walk across my street. They were really a beautiful couple. As they cuddled up together, I noticed the lady grabbed her man's backside for a moment as they laughed their way across the street.

I kinda had the notion that she found his big backside attractive, so please ladies tell me: is a man's backside a turn on for ladies?
RomanceRe: Why Do People Stay In Abusive Relationship? by rodDICK(m): 10:35pm On Dec 16, 2015
CaroLyner:
you're so sure of your prowess huh.
so she doesnt mind getting multiple slaps in exchange for that awesome time.how very sensible of her.
She'd take anything for a dose of me, trust me. At a point in time I wanted her to just get tired and go so I'll hit her and rain insults on her. I even fvcked her friend and she heard abt it. The next day she came back and seduced me with her OMG as.s - cldnt resist. She's a proven fvcker and she met her type, or rather her superior.
RomanceRe: Guys And Their 'come To My House' Annoying Talk by rodDICK(m): 10:07pm On Dec 16, 2015
naughtynaughty:
I mean u meet a guy newly, maybe xchange numbers cos u think he is smart, he calls nd d next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Lyk criosly? Honestly its bcumin so boring nd annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cnt u guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, wats there to b done in ur house dt we cnt do elsewhr?

Is there some solution to global hunger in ur house? Orishirishi. Its so common nauadays dt u wonder if guys hav lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new frnd yaf turn dis come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no b small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite
ladies to come to their house at
first meeting have no good
intentions at heart..nd y'all need a slap to reset ur brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?
This is one of the problem I have with ladies. Its not the guys fault dear.

You have a moniker called naughtynaughty, you sample ur patchy jean that shows off ur fresh and smooth skin, when he gets to see u, u wear a see-through blouse that shows half of ur sexy back and a huggy short skirt and u expect him to be a gentleman and take the wooing step by step? It dsnt happen. He probably invited u to his house because u showed him ur assets and told him u were in for it.

If a guy invites u to his place, very possible he's sure u gave him a msg that u want or like it.
RomanceRe: What Do You Know Abt Ikwerre Guys? by rodDICK(m): 9:45pm On Dec 16, 2015
All ikwerre guys are cultists, they smoke and drink a lot. Another thing is that they are tempramental.
Their temper is not like every other tribe - the truth is that every person who has an ikwerre blood is aggressive even the ones who are calm as ice water. When problem come naim u go know them. They can't fight with bare hands, always lifting cutlass, iron, plank, bottles on pples head.

I lived in one ikwerre community for 17years. There was a beast(I'll call him that) called nzele. He's killed many times. I witnessed him matchet his community boy(owhonda) to death. Once he bit off the ear of a thief and almost burnt him with tire n petrol bfor d army intervened.


Even the way they sound as they speak their language is too aggressive.
RomanceRe: Why Do People Stay In Abusive Relationship? by rodDICK(m): 9:21pm On Dec 16, 2015
CaroLyner:
but y'all still broke up.so i guess she could do without your cork afterall.
You culda askd me why I refered to her in d past tense. I left that area in ph city. Didn't notify her bfor I moved out. She was mad and still is. I cld call her up anytime and she'll open up d skirt and give me a title.
RomanceRe: Why Do People Stay In Abusive Relationship? by rodDICK(m): 7:38pm On Dec 16, 2015
CaroLyner:
those girls are just blatant dumb.no two ways to it'
Many of dem girls who stay put in abusive relashionship aint as stupid as u think...they just cnt do without a big c.ork.
I dated a black biga.ss beauty once. She was a madas.s, we fvcked evry minute of d day. The thing was, she loved my c.ork. she was a saucy girl howevr, so I'd hit her frm time to time...she'd always tell me she's still with me cos she cnt do without my c.ork.
RomanceRe: Why Do Short Men Chase Me? by rodDICK(m): 7:21pm On Nov 22, 2015
onila:
I want to able to kiss my husband while standing right
U'll stand alright, but bending slightly to reach for his lips isn't bad either, I mean, isn't that what men do in most cases? So why can't u?

I think if he balances up in other areas, a short man will make a decent lover.
RomanceRe: Why Do Short Men Chase Me? by rodDICK(m): 7:11pm On Nov 22, 2015
And havnt u reasoned that maybe they'd have what u're looking for?

They cld hve money, be romantic, they cld even have a sweet 9inch d**k and a professional degree in bedmantics.
SportsJose Mourinho At Mountain Of Fire, Udi Enugu State. (pics) by rodDICK(op): 10:21pm On Oct 03, 2015
With just 8 points from 8 games, and having conceded 15 goals so early in the season, the special one - jose Mourinho is currently in mountain of Fire church, Udi, Enugu state in a bid to change the teams fortunes around.

Sources say that the idea of flying to Enugu state, Nigeria was a suggestion from our very own mikel Obi, and with the current situation now seemingly hopeless, the Big boss subscribed to the idea.

We just hope they don't destroy the premier league with fire.

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