₦airaland Forum

RickRichards:
I've never needed, and will never need a CV, hun. Thanks for the suggestion anyways.
*drops suggestion in bin and dusts hands*

[size=13pt]very good you did well.[/size]

[size=13pt]Put that in your CV, you'll need it[/size]

ipleddge:
I nominate romancelander

[size=13pt]Thanks buh how's it done, I'm still a newbie[/size]

ZedX6:
That's the thing with girls on romance section - Noisemaking.

- Talk too much
- Over fvcking hyped
- Too fvcking proud
- Form like whatchamacallit
- Form busy
And after the senseless hype, they type an epistle to decline. Like, who gives a fvck? And then on the day of the contest proper, you see them say they are prettier than the girls contesting. Really?

Look at 20 pages of nonsense. Not one acceptance from this section. . . I no blame una sha.

men take a chill pill, if it's not done for fun tell me what else it's done for

[size=13pt]I nominate mariaolae[/size]

Hmmmmmm but that position is not possible. For the woman below not to be touching her legs on the ground while carrying the other

[quote author=femi4 post=32440700][/quote]You want to get a slap

[size=13pt]Op, it's natural.

Magic can't even do it except if you learn it yourself. The art of communication. First
start by phone chats ... Some guys express big sense of humour behind the screen and fail fataly at one on one communication.
I'll advice, get romantic novels, watch high school movies with friends, always pick your points from the scenes.
Hang out with the minority females in the class, spend some time with younger females - I mean those you wouldn't feel shy with, attend more of social activities while in skul.
Trust me you'll be developing with time.

You don't have to do it for the present girl you have , just practice on your own. It will take time.

I have more male friends than the females, it's not something one should be proud of but I feel more comfortable in the company of guys. So I know what up, and it's natural trust me[/size]

Spicylate:
invite her to your house for? see, just be phone talking/chatting for a while then you make your intentions known.

[size=13pt]Seems to me the girl has the intensions not the guy. He's just trying to man up the situation.[/size]

[size=13pt]Sorry can't it be summarized[/size]

mcdokwe:
Must everything be taken serious?

Wicked

[size=13pt]Well here are some facts...
For the adolescents, some may have strong bumpy nipples which normally have ticky liquids in them. It doesn't just go down on it own easily until he's of mid twenties. Except he's known a woman before that, then it gets back to a normal chest.
You can always feel it.

Secondly, the rod of Moses is somewhat straight. No curves. Just purely straight if the so called Virg** doesn't
SS

Then lastly, his attitudes, silly like questions and compositions.
These ones are sure, it doesn't vary.
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uchman:
Wish you will notice me too dear...
Found you worthy to be my friend...No string attached. ..


Ignore me if you wish...

you don't need me to notice you my dear, trust me it wouldn't add anything to your savings.

jacksparrow1207:
U must be new romancelander. U'l never get a gal with this style. Stay calm n learn

Haven't I noticed you enough this night.
Seriously , You need to stay clear off my lane, boy.
I'm very peaceful if you've not noticed

jacksparrow1207:
Do u suck armpits? U disgusting bi.atch!

You're not worth exchanging words with.

jacksparrow1207:
Yuck! Romancelanders are just so disgusting

You mind telling me what's disgusting about armpits compared to d**ks

Shameless hypocrite

[size=13pt]My smelly armpits [/size]

Oya quote me and get a slap

temmy1234:
I love white chick, they will ask for it directly, ''baby come and fu*k me''

oya keep waiting for them

I use strong decoder , can I get stv from there

[size=13pt]LoL I didn't get this mention because of that (f) attached to my moniker and I'm sure others wouldn't either.

Anyways HAPPY BED DAY[/size]

Hahahahhahahaha orijin101 has scattered the day

chimerase2:
I can see u re forming hard to mingle with de man of god
And dat contradicts ua signature
U go mingle now or u wan make I provoke?

Not when amu not in the mood .

LoL, how's the ministry

Televangelist and cleric of the Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN), Prophet Temitope Joshua, Sunday, said he told President Goodluck Jonathan, that he would lose the March 28 presidential election.
Jonathan of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, was defeated by Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd) of the All Progressives Congress, APC.
T.B Joshua said he sent his message to the President weeks before the election.
“I want to use this moment to congratulate Nigerians in our midst here,” Mr. Joshua began in a message to his congregation, televised live via his Christian network Emmanuel TV and posted on the social network of the church.


“This message should be delivered to your president, that whatever the outcome of this election, his regime has come to an end. He should accept to save the lives of millions,” Joshua claimed God told him in a revelation.

Joshua said he called Jonathan by phone, stressing that he chose to relay it personally so that it will not affect votes’ pattern or be seen as a campaign for any of the candidate in the election. He added that he has shared with President Jonathan many revelations about Nigeria which eventually came to pass.

Joshua said Jonathan promptly sent a close aide to meet him.
After the presidential aide had worshipped at his church during a Sunday service, Joshua said he met him and relayed the revelation that Jonathan’s regime had come to an end. “Soft landing – that is the language I sent to the president,” he told attendees.
Mr. Joshua described President Jonathan as a man who ‘has a heart for God’, revealing that he even spoke with the Nigerian president shortly before his historic concession call to President-elect Buhari.

“I said to him, ‘Your Excellency – all you need to say is ‘thank You, Jesus’, even when it seems there is nothing to be thankful for. He said, ‘Thank you, man of God’. Before I knew it, I saw the news on CNN that he had congratulated his opponent,”​Joshua said.​
Alluding to his prediction a week to the election that the dark cloud he saw covering Nigeria was lifting, he said that a bloody ‘war’ would have ensued if not for the prompt concession of power by President Jonathan.
“Look, Nigeria wanted change – everyone was yearning for change. An attempt to stop change leads to war, to a bloodbath… If Nigeria knows what we have overcome, we would dance,”​Joshua said.​
Joshua praised Jonathan’s tenure insisting that he had served his nation well despite the immense security challenges.


“I really want to salute President Jonathan. The President has served; he has done his best. It was just the season of crisis – and unfortunately he found himself at the lead in the season of crisis,”​he said.​
He prayed that people from the ‘South-South’ region in Nigeria where President Jonathan hails from would understand that ‘their son has become a hero’, adding that his actions prove the region is after a united Nigeria.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/i-told-jonathan-he-will-lose-t-b-joshua/#sthash.w88Ry6I3.dpuf

chimerase2:
dos handicap boobs nah
Oya kiakia answer m for dat thrad now

LoL are you sure I can still find it ..

sauceny:
Yeah,she truly is beautiful & expecting season 3

Whaaaattt! Is there a season 2.

I stopped at S01E08 where her sister got shot . is there still more to it?

Hmmmmmm is that corede bello?

dharay99:
oh bae, yhu loyal mehn.

Yhu know person...

Eeyyyy that guy is super hot... Appearing slutty won't work on that kinda guy so I'll just take my chances , be cool but make sure I make an impression.

But for now, I'll keep fantasizing and dreaming until I wake up from this dream

Vivly:
Na film na.
Ask her if she gets the same attention in the real world. That is assuming we ignore the fact that she's a celebrity.

Buh if you've seen the movie, believe you me .... In the real world she'd be a fresh fleshy young chick.