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Romance / Re: Trapped In An Elevator by RomanceLander(f): 8:20pm On Apr 05, 2015
shocked with cr7, I'll sure strike up a convo.

And Make sure I get an autograph in a decent place.
Romance / Re: How To Make The Boobs Stronger And Larger In 3 Days by RomanceLander(f): 7:54pm On Apr 05, 2015
chimerase2:
dos who have less privilege boobs grin

Hahaha you always come in with vocabs , define less privileged boobs grin grin
Education / Re: Various Characters In Every Class by RomanceLander(f): 7:46pm On Apr 05, 2015
missclasssy:
The show offs ~ Those that's just come to class to showcase their latest gadjets and new clothing accessories

The Thieves ~Their main goal everyday they come to class is just to steal.

The Borrowers ~These ones never have writing materials and text books. You always see them borrowing one thing or the other

The Opposite sex freaks ~ These ones just can't do without the opposite sex. You must always find them with the opposite sex

The Note copiers ~ These ones make note copying a business. they copy notes for most of the students the lazy students and get paid in return

The Owls ~ Owls are generally quiet birds, they listen more and talk less.
The people that fall into this category are the overly introverted ones that hardly talk to anyone in the class. They would just come, sit down listen to the teacher and go home.

The Comedians ~These ones make the class lively. They will always come up with an amusing joke especially when the class is in session

The Arguers ~ These ones always use the slightest chance they get to argue.
They can argue football, movies, music, anything. They are just addicted to arguments

The Trouble makers ~ These ones find every opportunity to make trouble and cause rifts between members of the class.

The Fighters ~ You know better than to try this ones. They are born fighting machines. Everyday they must pick a fight with someone, even at the slightest provocation

The Olodos ~ This ones are just dumb, no matter how many times the teacher explains something, they just can't comprehend. Even if a fellow student takes time to explain it to them, they will just keep glaring cluelessly like dead fishes.
These ones are just naturally dull.

The Born Again ~These ones always use any chance they get to tell you about their faith. You always see them criticizing anything that looks seemingly evil and preaching about repentance.

The ITKs ~ ITK is an abbreviation for "I Too Know"
These ones always want to claim that they know everything. When the teacher asks a question, they will always be the ones to answer first.
Even during group works, they would always like to show their that they know more than everyone else

Babe, what's with the epistle you keep writing these days.

Not hating, just curious.
Romance / Re: Handsome Vs Confident Guys: Who Attracts Ladies More? by RomanceLander(f): 7:43pm On Apr 05, 2015
ireneony:
moneygrin while others follows

Baby are you a mother confessor, you just read my mind. grin
Phones / Re: Does Playing Games Make You Smarter Or Duller? by RomanceLander(f): 7:40pm On Apr 05, 2015
Wadraj:


Yea, I couldn't agree less, pple do love chess as it depicts a lively game for matured minds only.

But the rules make it a difficult test for the mind's optics. grin

If you should beat me on the chessboard, I would surely have my pound of flesh back in scrabble. cool

Ahhhh You don't dare .....
All my life I've been clinged to board games.
You won't believe I play checkers too
Family / Re: Help!!!my Dad Is Cheating On My Mum by RomanceLander(f): 7:22pm On Apr 05, 2015
[size=14pt]Tell your dad you don't like what he's doing. Let him know you're aware.
Give him a chance to correct his mistakes ... Trust me, A correction from a kid has heavier effects on its victim.

Don't tell any elder now, it's strictly family issue. At least not until you've given your dad a chance.[/size]


After which you can now go for plan B , tell your mom

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by RomanceLander(f): 7:12pm On Apr 05, 2015
OP go and watch shuga, you'll see a young fat sweet sister loved almost by all.

Only she got AIDS undecided

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Romance / Re: I love girls by RomanceLander(f): 7:08pm On Apr 05, 2015
chimerase2:
sweery join ma mins3 so dat I can teach the ibongi mins3 very well embarassed

embarassed since the explanation doesn't come that cheap, I guess the price of knowing it won't be cheap either.

Thanks, buh I'll pass grin
Phones / Re: Does Playing Games Make You Smarter Or Duller? by RomanceLander(f): 6:59pm On Apr 05, 2015
Wadraj:

No other game can equal the smartness board games bring about

#TeamScrabble but still learning the rules in chess.

Lols I love showing off.... Too bad so many people love that game buh can't play it.

I've beaten everyone I came across hands down.
Phones / Re: Does Playing Games Make You Smarter Or Duller? by RomanceLander(f): 6:41pm On Apr 05, 2015
cupidhero:
They make one smarter but too much of everything is bad. I play games only on saturdays and I have a timetable for it.

I smell ........ Lies shocked
Still sniffing.

You have a time table for it?....... Come oonnn
Phones / Re: Does Playing Games Make You Smarter Or Duller? by RomanceLander(f): 6:34pm On Apr 05, 2015
#TEAMPHONEGAME
Phones / Re: Does Playing Games Make You Smarter Or Duller? by RomanceLander(f): 6:31pm On Apr 05, 2015
Not all

I love playing chess, Scrabbles and other board games on my laptop.
And I think it's cool

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Romance / Re: 6 Things You Realize And Regret When You Let That Special Someone Go by RomanceLander(f): 6:29pm On Apr 05, 2015
Tolzeal:





Im a lazy reader. Could You get me a summary Ma'am.
grin

Took the headlines
Romance / Re: 6 Things You Realize And Regret When You Let That Special Someone Go by RomanceLander(f): 6:18pm On Apr 05, 2015
I've experienced most of these

It all made me better
Romance / Re: I love girls by RomanceLander(f): 6:16pm On Apr 05, 2015
chimerase2:
We men luv ibongi

Does ibongi mean girls
Romance / Re: I love girls by RomanceLander(f): 6:15pm On Apr 05, 2015
You got me with the headline and the first paragraph
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Entertains Fans With A Flash Of Her B00bs On Instagram by RomanceLander(f): 5:05pm On Apr 05, 2015
Fashion gone bad
Politics / Re: First Thing First, Buhari Must Stop Tinubu by RomanceLander(f): 10:09am On Apr 05, 2015
Please this tinubu of a man, what are his offenses .
Seems he doesn't have only one
Politics / Re: Buhari's Daughter zahra Put Gej On Blast On Twitter See Tweet by RomanceLander(f): 10:04am On Apr 05, 2015
elantraceey:



I pity for folks like you, people like you in this country is one of the reasons why we are still where we are .

Just say OK and go your way. He isn't worth your words
Politics / Re: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by RomanceLander(f): 9:47am On Apr 05, 2015
themodernman:


So if I wanna transfer money abroad to purchase a ride, is dat d amount they'll exchange it for?

grin

Must it be a ride
Phones / Re: Internet Usage On Nigeria’s GSM Networks Increases To 81 Million by RomanceLander(f): 7:48am On Apr 05, 2015
It is true.

MTN simple server made it possible for them to rank 1st.
Glo BB subscription on android made it possible them to come second.
Airtel cheap data for android gained them the third position.
Now Etisalat, I don't know their problem. Fast network but damn expensive.

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Politics / Re: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by RomanceLander(f): 7:41am On Apr 05, 2015
TechtraGadgets:


Dollar is still on 199 which it has been for weeks. Banks still charge 205-230 for naira-dollar transactions.


Keresone has always been 50naira at select Fuel stations for a while I guess

I will say it again, Nairaland needs some sensible moderation

You read my thought. I have always wanted someone to explain to me why banks charge that amount per dollar while international stock exchange stipulates it should be officially 199.50 per $1.
GTB charges me N209.99 per dollar for any online purchase
Politics / Re: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by RomanceLander(f): 7:35am On Apr 05, 2015
lekkie073:
whether they sell at 50 naira us not the issue. Fuel stations have been displaying those pix the op posted as far back as three years ago....showing us these pix as if its a new development is stupidity.....I repeat......stupidity... angry

Exactly
Politics / Re: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by RomanceLander(f): 7:30am On Apr 05, 2015
[size=14pt]Go to any mega station like NNPC, OANDO, MOBILE etc

It has been 50 bucks since the time i could remember[/size]

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Politics / Re: Under Me, Your Money Will Be Safe – Buhari by RomanceLander(f): 6:36am On Apr 05, 2015
clovislouis:
hello dear long time
shocked
Celebrities / Re: Yinka Bode George Puts His Eggplant On Display As He Celebrates Birthday by RomanceLander(f): 10:10pm On Apr 04, 2015
Someone who stays close to a glass house should not be allowed to throw stones
Celebrities / Re: Yinka Bode George Puts His Eggplant On Display As He Celebrates Birthday by RomanceLander(f): 10:07pm On Apr 04, 2015
Sick pose undecided
Romance / Re: When A Lady Asks A Guy If He Has A Girlfriend,does It Mean She's Asking Him Out? by RomanceLander(f): 10:00pm On Apr 04, 2015
Op when your teacher asks you the occupation of your parents, it doesn't mean he is looking for who to borrow money from kiss

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Politics / Re: Under Me, Your Money Will Be Safe – Buhari by RomanceLander(f): 9:44pm On Apr 04, 2015
Cut down on your promises sir, the Nigerians I know don't forget easily

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