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i no know wetin do him black & white screen covered with lucozade wrapper o |
busy uncloggin toilets |
Cuz He is the One without[b] sin [/b] |
honeypie its called favor |
cut a tooth today ![]() |
www? |
I am an officer of the law that is beyond bribe |
but na u get ulcer |
talk ya own |
then yarnmis 4 him |
i just cut a tooth today ![]() |
no be wetin abbey talk be dat olodo |
thats all dats xpected on a mai guard |
didnt know my answering machine was still active wow |
see paper muscle husband |
And then mom said, A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six year old daughter & asked her to say the blessing. ''I wouldn't know what to say,'' the little girl replied ''Just say what u hear mum say'', the mummy replied The little girl bowed her head & said, ''Dear Lord, why on earth did i invite all these people to dinner?'' |
The children of Isreal The teacher had just finished Sunday school lesson for the day. It was time for kweshuns, the ff conversation ensured between Tina & Teacher Tina: Ma, there's sumtyn i cant figure out Tisha: What's that Tina? Tina: Well according to the Bible, the children of Isreal crossed the red sea, right? Tisha: Right Tina: The children of Isreal beat up the philistines, right? Tisha: Yes that's right Tina: The children of Isreal built the temple, fought the Egyptians and Romans, and always doing something important right? Tisha: All that is right as well, so what is your kweshun? Tina: What i want to know is; what were all the grown ups doing while all these was going on?? |
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. ''What's going on here?'' he asked. ''This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!'' one of the crowd responded. ''Wait'', yelled Jesus'' Let he who is without sin cast the first stone''. Suddenly, a stone was thrown out from the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head. 'Aw, c'mon, God, '' Jesus cried, I'm trying to make a point here! |
Howdy Baxi, long tym |
dat fillage girl no sabi wetin she want at all |
see all mocking ben10 |
wia u dey wen he say make all kuturu al'manjiri go alausa to collect transport fare bak 2 dem fillage |
u wey be miser impersonated |
Na u get cold |
d young shall grow |
his middle name na unmodifiable |
Bless u, next tym cova ya mouth |
lawyer syl na liar |
u tu dey lie on friday morning |
FreaK, ForK, Bleep, FlocK |
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