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Jokes Etc › Re: Cat Loves Rat by romsky: 10:50am On Mar 23, 2009
stop actin bitchy it doesnt befit u
Jokes Etc › Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by romsky: 10:48am On Mar 23, 2009
boi o boi
Jokes Etc › Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 10:47am On Mar 23, 2009
fanx
Jokes Etc › Re: Good Son Gone Bad! by romsky: 10:46am On Mar 23, 2009
ow u take see d ova stiched bra
Jokes Etc › Re: Letter To Clemcykul by romsky: 10:44am On Mar 23, 2009
jobless
Jokes Etc › Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 10:43am On Mar 23, 2009
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jokes Etc › Re: I Hate Nairaland by romsky: 10:41am On Mar 23, 2009
she nids deliverance from d spirit of confusiology
Jokes Etc › Re: The Effects Of Alcohol by romsky: 10:39am On Mar 23, 2009
tales of a Bar tender
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section: - Chat Thread by romsky: 10:37am On Mar 23, 2009
y shd u not?
Jokes Etc › About Gettin Married by romsky(op): 10:31am On Mar 23, 2009
#CASE 1:Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
#CASE 2: At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
#CASE 3: Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.
#CASE 4: Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.
#CASE 5: A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm
still paying for it."
#CASE 6: Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
#CASE 7: Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."
#CASE 8: A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes
#CASE 9: When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?
#CASE 10: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
#CASE 11: After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
#CASE 12: A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
#CASE 13: When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.
#CASE 14: A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire."


Jokes Etc › Re: My Nld Pals by romsky(op): 10:24am On Mar 23, 2009
take more beans
Jokes Etc › Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 10:23am On Mar 23, 2009
hmmmm
Jokes Etc › Re: The Meaning Behind The Signature On Your Profile? by romsky: 10:04am On Mar 23, 2009
she was operated on - circumcision of d mouth
Jokes Etc › Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 9:09am On Mar 23, 2009
hmmmm
Jokes Etc › Re: My Nld Pals by romsky(op): 9:07am On Mar 23, 2009
wen u no be fulani
Jokes Etc › Re: My Nld Pals by romsky(op): 9:00am On Mar 23, 2009
na short tyn
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Must Be The Next King! No He Must Die! by romsky: 3:19pm On Mar 21, 2009
blissieng i am d one my mama conceived, delivered lyk d hebrew women, educated, well broughted, errrrm ill in d rest
but i yam who i yam
Jokes Etc › Re: The Meaning Behind The Signature On Your Profile? by romsky: 3:16pm On Mar 21, 2009
i aint a blonde o ehen
& i await ur apology for giving me a sexual transplant, she?
Jokes Etc › Re: Nuiz In Brief by romsky(op): 3:14pm On Mar 21, 2009
i dey kampe

Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section: - Chat Thread by romsky: 3:11pm On Mar 21, 2009
i am fyn

sunej:
Na who de make noise here, Romade, write names of noise makers starting with ya name. lipsrsealed
suraju u no won tall reach me abi
Jokes Etc › Re: Element Or Helmet by romsky: 3:09pm On Mar 21, 2009
bond na she saka who dash her in law
syl u tu lyk food with ur humpty dumpty figure
Jokes Etc › Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 3:07pm On Mar 21, 2009
ur kile means like i guess
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by romsky: 3:06pm On Mar 21, 2009
great grand child
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by romsky(op): 3:04pm On Mar 21, 2009
under mango tree
Jokes Etc › Re: Nuiz In Brief by romsky(op): 3:03pm On Mar 21, 2009
ur village
Jokes Etc › Re: My Nld Pals by romsky(op): 2:58pm On Mar 21, 2009
no let 2face hia u o
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by romsky: 2:52pm On Mar 21, 2009
ow come u r now deaf
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade And The Earthworm by romsky: 2:50pm On Mar 21, 2009
d boi idolises u
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Has Just Declared Himself A Male - Sounds Stupid Abi? by romsky: 2:43pm On Mar 21, 2009
nwa ticha
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by romsky: 4:29pm On Mar 20, 2009
u
Forum Games › Re: Words That End With "ing" by romsky: 4:29pm On Mar 20, 2009
Going
Jokes Etc › Re: Man U, How Market? by romsky: 4:28pm On Mar 20, 2009
u don get money for casket abi

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