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How Dirty Is Your Mind? by ammamat(f): 9:52am On Mar 23, 2009 |
What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman? What does a dog do that you can step into? What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands? What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages? What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married
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Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 10:23am On Mar 23, 2009 |
hmmmm |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Mar 23, 2009 |
nice joke there. keep id up |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 10:47am On Mar 23, 2009 |
fanx |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 11:30am On Mar 23, 2009 |
@ amma Think u shd ve numbered them for clarity on ch one has bin answered. My answers are as follows; 2. Legs 4. Firetruck 5.hunt, punt, runt, aunt 6. deficate 7. fork 9.bait 10. surname |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 11:40am On Mar 23, 2009 |
elowa u got 12.789% correct meet clemcy 4 ur reward |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 11:43am On Mar 23, 2009 |
mba, or i missed 12.789 % out of 100. Anyhow, clemsy wey my reward |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by jamace(m): 11:45am On Mar 23, 2009 |
@ Poster Your mind na 101% dirty. |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 11:48am On Mar 23, 2009 |
elowa r u challenging my authority & mind u dat is not ow to address my clumsy |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by spenchuks(m): 11:53am On Mar 23, 2009 |
i don't have a dirty mind, so i don't know the answer |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by clemcykul(f): 11:53am On Mar 23, 2009 |
i hereby present this cadillac to elowa for getting the answers correct even though i coudnt get them ryte myself. |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 11:55am On Mar 23, 2009 |
shows ow dirty u are, u no fit google am abi, give elowa d sequida tricyle - no b all she get & d cardillac for d most honest of dem all |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 12:08pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
romade, guess u ve ur eyes on the cadillac but i trust ur clemsy |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by clemcykul(f): 1:03pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
with me, no partiality |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 1:26pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
make una no get hypertension on top imaginary reward o |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by spenchuks(m): 1:31pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
they are just day dreaming |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by clemcykul(f): 1:58pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
daydreaming on your straw bed abi? |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by spenchuks(m): 2:17pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
ur own na banboo bed |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by Ben13: 2:32pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
I thoght that's better |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by clemcykul(f): 2:39pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
always thinkn wid a head full of saw dust |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 2:57pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
Stop fighting nah! i go share efrybody out of the car |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 3:31pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
elowa - steering romade - engine my clumsy - tyres ben - horn syl - axle spencer - front bearing aristole - seat belt dani - front car seats shola omo iya banke - back seat tyty - bonnet lola - boot hustler - fuel alima - car carpet bitter liar - wheel spanner studio - extinguisher sam milla - c-caution sell d rest & drink palmy wid d money so no more fytin |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by tytylayor: 9:03am On Mar 24, 2009 |
let anammat come giv us d anse hersef, me i no get dirty mind o , but na anoda tin i dey tink @rommie which of d bonnet u dey giv me? d one wit V or U shape |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 12:02pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
how i go take steering wey romade go take engine, shd be vice versa |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 12:03pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
be satisfied with wat u av & stop grumbling |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by Lolabbey: 12:32pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
i trust deyb wont evab satisfied |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 12:39pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
hmmmm |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 1:00pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
oliver twist |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by Lolabbey: 1:15pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
u no d boy,na my clas mate ooo |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 1:19pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
why u no come popular like am reach make u enter novel. Dbanj don talk say ''ori yato sori'' |
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by Lolabbey: 1:22pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
na tru tok bt i popular pass d man,only few can testify |
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