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How Dirty Is Your Mind? by ammamat(f): 9:52am On Mar 23, 2009
What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
What does a dog do that you can step into?
What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married

Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 10:23am On Mar 23, 2009
hmmmm
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Mar 23, 2009
nice joke there. keep id up
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 10:47am On Mar 23, 2009
fanx
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 11:30am On Mar 23, 2009
@ amma
Think u shd ve numbered them for clarity on ch one has bin answered. My answers are as follows;
2. Legs
4. Firetruck
5.hunt, punt, runt, aunt
6. deficate
7. fork
9.bait
10. surname
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 11:40am On Mar 23, 2009
elowa u got 12.789% correct meet clemcy 4 ur reward wink
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 11:43am On Mar 23, 2009
mba, or i missed 12.789 % out of 100. Anyhow, clemsy wey my reward
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by jamace(m): 11:45am On Mar 23, 2009
@ Poster

Your mind na 101% dirty. grin grin
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 11:48am On Mar 23, 2009
elowa r u challenging my authority & mind u dat is not ow to address my clumsy angry
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by spenchuks(m): 11:53am On Mar 23, 2009
i don't have a dirty mind, so i don't know the answer cool
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by clemcykul(f): 11:53am On Mar 23, 2009
i hereby present this cadillac to elowa for getting the answers correct even though i coudnt get them ryte myself.
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 11:55am On Mar 23, 2009
shows ow dirty u are, u no fit google am abi, give elowa d sequida tricyle - no b all she get & d cardillac for d most honest of dem all
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 12:08pm On Mar 23, 2009
romade, guess u ve ur eyes on the cadillac but i trust ur clemsy
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by clemcykul(f): 1:03pm On Mar 23, 2009
with me, no partiality
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 1:26pm On Mar 23, 2009
make una no get hypertension on top imaginary reward o
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by spenchuks(m): 1:31pm On Mar 23, 2009
they are just day dreaming grin
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by clemcykul(f): 1:58pm On Mar 23, 2009
daydreaming on your straw bed abi?
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by spenchuks(m): 2:17pm On Mar 23, 2009
ur own na banboo bed grin
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by Ben13: 2:32pm On Mar 23, 2009
I thoght that's better
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by clemcykul(f): 2:39pm On Mar 23, 2009
always thinkn wid a head full of saw dust
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 2:57pm On Mar 23, 2009
Stop fighting nah! i go share efrybody out of the car
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 3:31pm On Mar 23, 2009
elowa - steering
romade - engine
my clumsy - tyres
ben - horn
syl - axle
spencer - front bearing
aristole - seat belt
dani - front car seats
shola omo iya banke - back seat
tyty - bonnet
lola - boot
hustler - fuel
alima - car carpet
bitter liar - wheel spanner
studio - extinguisher
sam milla - c-caution

sell d rest & drink palmy wid d money so no more fytin
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by tytylayor: 9:03am On Mar 24, 2009
let anammat come giv us d anse hersef, me i no get dirty mind o , but na anoda tin i dey tink undecided

@rommie

which of d bonnet u dey giv me? d one wit V or U shape tongue
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 12:02pm On Mar 24, 2009
how i go take steering wey romade go take engine, shd be vice versa
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 12:03pm On Mar 24, 2009
be satisfied with wat u av & stop grumbling
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by Lolabbey: 12:32pm On Mar 24, 2009
i trust deyb wont evab satisfied
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by romsky: 12:39pm On Mar 24, 2009
hmmmm
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 1:00pm On Mar 24, 2009
oliver twist
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by Lolabbey: 1:15pm On Mar 24, 2009
u no d boy,na my clas mate ooo
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 1:19pm On Mar 24, 2009
why u no come popular like am reach make u enter novel. Dbanj don talk say ''ori yato sori''
Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by Lolabbey: 1:22pm On Mar 24, 2009
na tru tok bt i popular pass d man,only few can testify tongue tongue

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