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 Forum Games › Re: Insult The Person Above You: ;d No Offence: by romsky: 1:20pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
agbepo oja |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Feed Your Eyes With This Pics by romsky: 1:17pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
hmmmm |
| Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by romsky(op): 1:14pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
yea guess i over stressed u last nyt bah |
| Nairaland General › Re: The ----------?---------- Word (shhhhhhhhhhhh) by romsky: 1:13pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
but dose ones na agbero headquatre sha |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 1:12pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Cyanide falls in d same category as studio & spencer |
| Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by romsky(op): 1:10pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
is dat a blush i see formin 4 ya faze chei even u self lyk beta tyn |
| Nairaland General › Re: The ----------?---------- Word (shhhhhhhhhhhh) by romsky: 1:10pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Wuse zone 5 Dayo abeg grow up den come bak to address me cuss i dont want pipul 2 tag me a child molester |
| Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by romsky(op): 1:04pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
as if i care
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Gabrywyl & Dbanj Na True? Lol by romsky: 12:54pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
imaginal punch |
| Jokes Etc › Re: In Need Of Your Advise Abeg! by romsky: 12:51pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
come y r u always pickin on innocent me find ya mate jor |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How I Dumped Uche Jumbo by romsky: 12:49pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Alas! 4 it was borrowed |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nfa Kids Photos by romsky: 12:46pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
dat dangling piece of decoration is causing wahala again |
| Forum Games › Re: Insult The Person Above You: ;d No Offence: by romsky: 12:44pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
atole |
| Jokes Etc › Re: In Need Of Your Advise Abeg! by romsky: 12:43pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
dont make me cannibalise u |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God, I'm Coming! I'm Coming! by romsky: 12:42pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
liar |
| Nairaland General › Re: The ----------?---------- Word (shhhhhhhhhhhh) by romsky: 12:41pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
chei ow u take know my area if no be there u dey jaiye |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 4 Real by romsky: 12:38pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
hmmmm small pikin of yesterday don sabi breast wey still dey grow |
| Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by romsky(op): 12:34pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Ty i no resemble u nah Moyo u be backbitter prove wia u c am b4 & i sure say u don backslide plenty tyms self |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God, I'm Coming! I'm Coming! by romsky: 12:30pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
close mouth b4 toilet fly enta jare |
| Nairaland General › Re: Please Do Accept My Letter Of Apology by romsky: 12:13pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
or manna |
| Nairaland General › Re: The ----------?---------- Word (shhhhhhhhhhhh) by romsky: 12:10pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
u no see wen i said nobody shd beg me let me feed him more sand & water from d gutter den peace will reign |
| Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by romsky(op): 12:01pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Amen & on urs tu |
| Nairaland General › Re: The ----------?---------- Word (shhhhhhhhhhhh) by romsky: 12:00pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Agbero take tym o |
| Jokes Etc › First Time by romsky(op): 11:55am On Dec 16, 2008 |
A Girl's First Time* (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) It's your first time. As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you. You lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinking? PERVERT I know what you were thinking, because I thought the same thing! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 11:52am On Dec 16, 2008 |
sims more lyk a frog to me |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 11:37am On Dec 16, 2008 |
Ty i luv dat movie & it wouldn't av bin a nytmare 4 me |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Working On Saturdays picture by romsky: 11:29am On Dec 16, 2008 |
u must min within d first 30minutes of her delivery now i understand |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 11:24am On Dec 16, 2008 |
mercedes ow una take born dat pikin? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sneaking In by romsky: 11:22am On Dec 16, 2008 |
Give me d head of Spenchuks & ur years of wonderin ends |
| Nairaland General › Re: The ----------?---------- Word (shhhhhhhhhhhh) by romsky: 11:17am On Dec 16, 2008 |
Spencer Chukwumerege watch wetin u det post o dont u know it can be used against my political drims |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 11:14am On Dec 16, 2008 |
wetin u go take siddon if u laff it off |
| Jokes Etc › Re: In Need Of Your Advise Abeg! by romsky: 11:10am On Dec 16, 2008 |
most ugly beings of d world |
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