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Where n how u met isn't really important Ma'am. Congrats

African parents try to exert way too much power. Well, if I'm the guy nobody can stop me from marrying the lady of my choice.

It was this kind of song my mom was singing initially, my elder bro heeded to her and married from her place..... The lady is currently showing her Shege. Like my bro doesn't seem to be they Way we knew him to be.

The other day she (my mom) was confessing to me how she was never going to interfere in my own marital plans. In fact my current Gf n by God's grace future wife is from the very place she never wanted.

My point is, it's not always about the place but the person. However, the above doesn't hold true for a lady, seeing that she's going into a famil unlike the man....

Igweeeee! Henry ball for Arsenal shar

I speed read through and honestly I was more confuse than I was before reading this epistle

Where is the electricity to be charging it if and when the it gets to Nigeria

How long will these demented bunch of never do well continue to play on our collective intelligence as a people

frosbel2:
I don't need Jesus , I have ALMIGHTY GOD.

Now , go and continue following your cult leader.

A-ha an anti-Christ. I said it

Benevee:
Now with all you've statement, I can say you are not w deeper life member,or you have never served there as a worker.





meanwhile I'm not a member there .

Bros have never heard such blasphemy my whole life.
Yea they preach and practise extreme holiness but this satanic fellow was clearly antagonising the church for reasons best known to him... Cheap

oyb:
i am seriously irritated by this rubbish - this is schools attempting to program children's thinking
i do not understand why they would use existing people; that is extremely suggestive and taking children into 'dear leader' territory.

who is kind wike or amaechi, buhari or atiku , tinubu or fayose?

very very bad , this is also why we have so many tribalist ediats on NL. they have already had their minds permanently warped in their childhood.

these same people will now be completely unable to funcion in multicultural /multi tribal work environments

Comment of the year!

Sharp9:
when is she going back to his house to at least show appreciation in best way womanly possible?

The guy deliberately score own goal Shar
Yoruba boys wee never change

Even the God lord loves dreadlocks, no wonder he gave it to Samson.... Unfortunately Delilah was working for SARS

Back then, I was a beneficiary as well. Kai free 200k toh bad. Dunno why the thing stopped after my 200level though

baddosky1:
You have changed to the roon9 moniker

I pity the people whom you put up their pics on these fake monikers. You want me to drop my facebook ID so that you can steal my pics and use them for some mischief. Sango fire your smelly blokos!!

You are a scam artiste. It's even possible that the fat boy ain't even you. Say hi to your slut mother for me.

Lols! You don't have a brain sir. If you'd taken time out from being a monumental jerk and had gone through my post, you'd have been able to figure that the account is real. Well I actually didnt expect much from an slowpoke, directionless and comatose of an ambiguous razmatazz

Dinirojones:
hahahahahahaha.....flaunting cloths nd cars I don't own ?? .....bitch I got my first car wen I was 26 , nd u also call me fat ....common u can do better than dat .....am sure u are still in ur father's rented one room apartment looking for wat to eat today .....say hi to ur miserable mum for me..."captain of the pussy squad "

Lols they feel anyone making it big must be into criminal activities coz that's all the know. Poverty stricken idiots. He's probably using free basic little wonder he's getting it all misconstrued.

baddosky1:
Who is this idiotic slowpoke? Something tells me sef that this comment was made by dinirojones as a second profile. But if it is another person, take your miserable self off my mentions before Amadioha strikes you poverty-striken family with an incurable plague. See person wey him mama dey Bleep aboki for ordinary plate of N200 indomie is talking trash to me. I am not as fair as that worthless fat albino but i am more handsome than he is. When i travelled to Oyo, most of your yorubastard girls in their College of Education were drooling over me and i just manage to fvck some selected ones just to leave my mark. Nairaland is a faceless forum and I won't put my pictures for display.

Typical wailing Ipobians. That was how my people annihilated yours and nearly wiped your lots from the face of God's green one, If we hadn't perhaps you'd have known your Grandfather for the notorious monumental ogbologbo that he really was. In fact history has it that, he was part of the goons robbing people off their yams at the bush path close to the market square..... In fact it was in one of those raids he raped your grandmother.

Consequently you retard of a father was born, your silly village Chief was uncharacteristically wise to figure the idiott won't amount to anything so he summarily banished them all and that my friend was how your people came to Lagos...

And about your Mom, lol! That Pussy Gallore, captain of the Cum squad. Pls hustle hard and retire her so Atleast her legs can rest.

baddosky1:
Look at this albino chimpanzee claiming handsome. Ok... you are handsome just like your dad on this pic below.

How how is he? Please extend my regards to him.

I went to genealogy.com and ran a search on you and was hit with this result asap!

Blood they say is thicker than water! It runs in the genes


By the way, what were both of you pondering on? You both seem to be in deep thought

Cc: AxxeMan

Deluded slowpoke. Seems Lucifer has started Masturbating on your brain again. The dude you dissing is obviously more handsome than everyone in your entire miserable generation.

Perhaps if your whoring mom has been diligent enough with her job, your bastard of a father woulda been excuse the fatal mistake of you. Stupid fuucktard

dieBYfire:
So at you age you still doing this poo!
I usually ignore kids, but in ur case I won't because it is crystal clear you wanna me useless in life n I reject it. So try n have sense, even if it's as small as a pinch of salt

Lol.... Happy Sunday bro

Guys, next Monday will be the last day for me in this platform cos I will be travelling to England on Tuesday to further my studies and will be there for 3 years, I'll miss you all so much. May God be with you all. Please forward this message to all those who know me. I've just forwarded as I received it and I dont even know who is travelling.

Sorry for derailing but this is urgent


Guys, next Monday will be the last day for me in this platform cos I will be travelling to England on Tuesday to further my studies and will be there for 3 years, I'll miss you all so much. May God be with you all. Please forward this message to all those who know me. I've just forwarded as I received it and I dont even know who is travelling.

*Pardon me, but I feel this postof mine makes more sense*

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You go to a church and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from Heaven. At last You die in extreme poverty

( ​Many thanks to the unknown author​ )

Neoteny:
Is this nutjob even aware jews hate christians?

Why do naija christians seem to think they've a divine affinity with the jews?

Last time i checked jews called jesus a false messiah and had him crucified. They still think he's a pretender.

Boss it was the design of God. From the Bible, the 12 tribes were split in two. The North is isreal (jews) consisting of 10 tribes and the southern part is Judah consisting of 2 tribes. Either ways they still families and God has it how he wants it

jacyhelen:
Mohammed wont be happy...pieces and urine be upon him

Hahahahahahahaha

delugajackson:


Trump has balls.

Today, my respect for this man has significantly increased. The headslammers should go fvck themselves.

I say bleep them all.... Head banging losers

odigbosky:
Well there will be uprisings and protest across the Muslim world and attacks in Jerusalem and the west bank itself but it will die down. The Israeli are prepared for the shock, the middle east is not strong enough for that. The government of Al Sisi of Egypt wont do anything because he is from the Military and his government depends on the massive military aid from the US government and she has a peace deal with Israel. The Young Crown Prince of Saudi won't really want an issue with the Israelis because he prefers to have them as allies than the Iranians. The Saudis really hate the Iranians trust me. Syria is in shambles, no hope..right now she is a puppet state for the Iranians. Hezbollah in Lebanon and Hamas in the Gaza strip are the main threats. once they start shooting their rockets, the Israelis would go on a bombing spree and there will be civilian casualties. Iran would not want to get itself involve with the US in a war because trust me the Russians won't support them and the Saudis would gladly join in the attack. So we are only going to have nothing bigger than what we have had before and sorry to say most of the casualties would be civilians from both sides but majority would be the Arabs.......

Bros too much wisdom Shar.... You should be lecturing people on "Outcomes"

*no diggity*

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Tell me what is your name and number
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Frogies fans won't like this

#militant