₦airaland Forum

orlaryhincah:
Fellow Compatriots, vote your conscience. Don't be manipulated. If your pastor says don't vote for a Muslim, ask him if Daniel served a saint; whether Modeccai did not serve King Ahaseurus and if Joseph was not a prime Minister under Pharaoh. This election is not about North versus South, nor is it Christian versus Muslim. It is about Nigeria and good governance. Don't allow politicians divide us. When they share money, they don't talk about religion. When they want donations from Aliko Dangote, they don't remember he is a Muslim. When they enter an aircraft, they don't ask the religious faith of the pilot. When their bosses are atheists, they don't resign from the job. When an Alhaji gives them contracts, they don't reject it. They and their wives go to Dubai to spend money. Dubai is in United Arab Emirate but they have no problems buying houses in Dubai. But when it comes to politics back home, they say they want to ISLAMISE you. Yet, some of these people were spiritual consultants to Abacha. Vote your conscience. If you want to vote for Jonathan, vote for him based on your conviction that he has performed in your estimation and not because he is a "Christian". If you want to vote for Buhari, vote for him because you feel disenchanted with Jonathan government, not because he is a Muslim. Say NO to bigotry. God bless Nigeria.
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I an wowed by this comment..

asadike:
buhari

Lolz. Sista u'r funny jare

eats my food bfr i return frm lectures... dat awkward moment wen my mind already dey for my jollof rice and i come back meet empty pot.

optimism91:
Op, if you were your girl friend, what would you do? But why did you invited her over in the first place. Could have settled the whole @your gate. Anyway, send her text. If possible, talk to someone very close to her. She felt betrayed. She was in your bathroom, with your TOWEL, haba. She could hav imagined how many SIM cards you could have inserted in the MODEM. Just kiding. To clear your mind. As for the Etisalat girl, she has done nothing wrong. You owe her apology. No ANT hates SUGAR. My opinion.

Oga, y u come dey misquote me as d op nah?

asadike:
ashawo boy!

Jonathan

Garrithe1st:
Op you are an illiterate.

Nigerians blasts......

It's "Nigerians blast...".....

Didn't they teach you subject-verb agreement in secondary school?

Olodorious illiterate.....

Kikikikiki and he is dia exposing som1 who spell 'fourth' as 'forth'...Smh

krall:
but I am not a ritualist. How is she a stranger. This is one marketing her goods that I discussed with for like 10mins. Don't you think its normal to assume a level of trust?

Dis ur reply here jxt comfirmd to me dat u made dis story up. Thank u for wasting my tym...

cne010:
Wait until you see a guy taking a shower in your babes bathroom then come and lecture me about maturity later. I can't blame the girl she acted how an average girl would act. I think the Etisalat girl was lucky I'm so sure if my ex caught her a girl even leaving my house it might be worse let alone in the bathroom. She would soak her clothes in water beat her black and blue before busting anything glass in the house even my LED TVs won't be spared. Anyways she is my ex now sha.

U gat me lolingz... no mind d op jare. Ogbon ati se sina ni *na style to take do sina b dat* Op no vex o, na joke i dey o

EOOJ:
Good comment but in as much as ur been realistic, WHAT IF, I said WHAT IF o--- d said gal was a cousin who just came around? Dats how she wud so batter her first before any xplanation? Chaiiiiiiiiii Anger na bad tin ooo

Yes i agree wit u. And as i mentiond earlier, i did nt support wat d op's gf did, bt jxt look at wat d op is saying, lyk he is justifying wat d etisalat gal did...and dat is wia i am nt cool wit d op

Emodeee:
d gal sef wan seduce am.

Exactly!

vega84:
. Stupid talk Hw can u encourage such rudness so if u jst enter ur bf house and sees anybody in the bathroom u start beating her sharply? Do u knw she can be anybody? Ur bf cousin,sister,friend,co worker etc. She should hav asked b4 fighting her! Abeg make una no the back nonsense. @ op ur gf bleeped up! Period!

kai! Humanbeings...I hail una. If it wia to b d oda way round, na ur type go dey tell d op say make him breakup wit im babe. Although, nt dat i "totally" support wat d op's gf did, but she must react now. Lets call a spade a spade! Between, she is none of dos u mentioned, she is jxt a stranger who thinks having a shower in a guy's house is cool...*Read my lip* She is a HOLE

krall:
she is an adult. She shouldn't have behaved rashly.
Some girls are just very wicked.

Yes i agree she shld hv handle it wit more maturity bt dat still did nt justify wat d etisalat gal did nah

Hahahahah chai i no fit laf o. @op, if u said u dnt hv any hidden agenda, i myt blv u, bt dat etisalat babe...she no try at ol. Hw on earth will u b in someones house, a stranger for dat matter, and claimed u wnt to ease urself(though, acceptble) bt having a bath in a strangers house(a man for dat matter) is totally out of courtesy. Haba wen no b say she shit for body. And as for u op, u expect ur gf to come out of d toilet to as u in a cool romantic voice "darlyn, who is dat lady i saw in d bathroom tying ur towel and jxt had her bath? Haba...lets b realistic hera jare...

Kbraims:
Dis list is fake,where is fabregas,vander sar,Anelka,Ashley cole ...

I dey watch u in 3D

harrysterol:
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Only 5 white rhinos are left in the world

September 5th is “Be Late For Something Day”

55% of Americans are in favor of same-sex marriage

Bitchfield is the name of a village in England
&
Hell, a town in Norway

Qn:
(Must be done in the head) Get 1000 & add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add anoher 1000, now add 10. What is the answer?

5000

CORTANA:
Abeg na who dey here?

Na human beans na

DickDastardly:
No thank 1st o! We nova do interview proper. I tjink you undasand?

Oga costomers dey wait o

iamodenigbo1:
abeg commot for road I always taste any edible I am buying your own will not be an exception

Abeg oga speak language wey we hear. Wc one b edible again? All dis pipo wey go dey form shake spear abi na shake arrow sef *mstweeeew*

DickDastardly:
Abeg no sweet mouth me. Make im no be say small time you go begin follow my customer dem dey go house
Oya wait small make i sell for pipo 1st

Ah oga thank u o. I promise u say i go b gud gal *smiles*

DickDastardly:
My shop be u like NDE office Naim u coil leg like overcook indomie dey match sand san enter my shop
Ok, u go fit dey wash shot(cup) for me Ur salary go depend on number cup wen u wash par day

Ah! Oga at least make we discuss how d salary go b bcs me i no undastand base on d level of how many cup o. Ok make we make am #50 per cup. Thank u Oga. God go butter ur bread. Ppl don talk am say u b better person.

Oga abeg i dey find work, i go do anytin: clean, sweep, wash cup, abeg helep me.

Wow! A gud piece i must say. Are u a physiotherapist?

Give a black man a gun and see wonders...

Haba! U guys hv already givn d op d advice u cn gv bt y are some ppl at each odas throat jxt to proove dia points? Make una no fight bcs of anoda persn problem nw.Y wan carry anoda person matter for head hold your own for hand? Haba...

Oyinbo princess, u surprise me nor b small o. Me gbadun your courage to learn pibgin o

walexGodson:
I knw some sha,,,but y dat guy in left in OMO ad bon like dat?abi dem no pay am ni

Lol... His check uniform is nt as bright as d oda guy

Op, eyya u'v bn silent for days nw... come and update pls

ireneony:
to calm down

call a physiotherapist

banjicom:
Doctor Says No!

you need rest

gratiaeo:
Buhari is a typical Muslim. Islam Permits Lying to Deceive None Muslims For Political Gain and World Domination!
Muslims lie when it is in their interest to do so and “Allah” will not hold them accountable for lying when it is beneficial to the cause of Islam. They can lie without any guilt or fear of accountability or retribution. A lie in the defense of Islam is approved even applauded in their “holy” books.
Muslims are permitted to lie: (1) to save their lives, (2) to reconcile a husband and wife, (3) to persuade a woman into a bedroom and (4) to facilitate one on his journey. Muslims are even permitted to disavow Islam and Mohammed if it is not a genuine heart-felt rejection. Muslims will tell you that concealment of a truth is not an abandonment of that truth if it benefits Islam.
Mohammed gave permission for a follower to lie in order to kill a Jewish poet who had offended Mohammed. I could provide many examples of permissible lying from the Koran and Hadith and will do so when my critics accuse me of hatred and bigotry because of this column. My motives are not important but the truth is. However, many unprincipled people do not consider truth important. It is political correctness that sits on the throne to be worshiped.
Muslims may appear very sincere; in fact, they are sincere, when they lie for their own protection or in the cause of Islam. They have permission to lie. Yes, Christians have also lied but never are they given permission to lie. However, a Muslim has no guilt since the Koran and Hadith permit his deception.
Unlike Christians who are saved once for all by the grace of God through faith in Christ’s propitiatory death, no Muslim knows for sure if his works are good enough for Heaven. The only Muslim who knows for sure that his eternal destiny is secure and he will drop into a delightful garden filled with 72 virgins on soft green cushions is the one who dies while “taking out” unbelievers in Islam.
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all dis long story jxt to discredit Islam... wo aye e lode *see ur life for ourside* smh