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No 9. Lol

Okoyeeboz:
Stop typing nonsense as if commonsense is your generational enemy.

Anthony Okechukwu Ojukwu is not the same person as Emeka Ojukwu Jr who decamped to the APC.

Get Off Nairaland and work on your IQ.

Actually don't be too harsh on the guy, me sef thought it was the same person. I'm also sure over 80% of the folks who initially commented thought same. Its only logical considering Mr. Emeka Ojukwu was in the news few days ago.

This one is strong oh.
Some guys sef why not come plain and tell her you ain't interested, instead of running off and leaving her worried and confused.

Hell go full eh

According to your list i'm not financially smart. . I can just buy things impulsively eh. Ojukokoro dey too worry me

This guy is the funniest guy ever.
You guys should really follow him on Instagram. He's just the best, didn't even know he was a former actor.

From my experience the fresh/ rich kids weren't so mean, na the pako they flog and bully eh.

See my friends should respect themselves oh.
I will now be buying ticket to attend.

Well sha when God bless me wella, it wouldn't be a problem.

And the husband is wearing trouser.
Ladies ladies when will y'all learn. It's clear the shoot was her idea.

All these celebrities dey get fine babe oh. Damn

Konami94:
Very unnecessary comment. Particularly coming from someone who claims to be Christlike

It was a joke na. Chill.
Though I don't claim to be Christ like oh. It's just annoying daily reading non tithers complaining about tithing. It really is.

90% of you guys don't even tithe.
I've been to so many churches and the number of people that come out when tithe is called is 0.00001%.
So why are non tithers complaining?
I guess they need company in hell sha. Lol

Thumbs up to the guy or person that actually paid for the phone.
It's honestly not easy to expend such amount on a phone this era.

udemzyudex:
When you say black screen, do you mean nothing is showing at all, just like the system is not on right?

Does it power on with ba3?

Thanks for the reply. Just seeing your message.
Without the battery it powers on fine. But with the battery the screen remains black, there's power though, like the keyboard & mouse light goes on. The fan remains silent though & the system doesn't boot.

Let me also say that the battery has not be changing for a while so was completely dead.
From my research it's likely the system is trying to power on with the battery but the dead battery can't boot it.
Will order a replacement battery though, just to see.

dbynonetwork:
Is it necessary that I affix 2 passports?...

Sorry just seeing this.
No, Didn't need 2 as the Abuja office requested for only 1 copy of the application form.

The bottom line is the administration needs to be more inclusive body language & otherwise.
I can be racist but employ blacks simply to satisfy quota.

The list doesn't prove anything. If true sef, it's sad really as despite the numbers a large faction still feel marginalized.

So well done for publishing the list, though it's long overdue.

Might be a dictator, but I love his personality. Just listen to any of his interviews. He's so intelligent.

We the people have power, the earlier we realise & effectively utilise that the better.

dbynonetwork:
Hi rose! Good evening!!
I just registered a business name and during the course of registering I did not download any application form?.. I only downloaded the receipt and I screenshot other important documents.
Hope I have not gotten it wrong somewhere?.

Hi there,
Filling the form online is part of the process, so you can't miss it.
Once the business name is approved, I.e. after N500 payment, step 2 is to register the business name.

Once on the site, you'll be requested to enter your approval code, then To fill an online form of about 3 pages.

Once filed you'll need to download a copy from the CAC site

Login in to the services.cac site >> click registration >> click action & download form.

Then you print this form out >> Sign & affix photograph>> then upload with approval note, 2 payment receipt & proficiency certificate (if applicable) on http://docupload.cac.gov.ng

Hope that helps

This man is really ambitious.
Anyways it's left for we citizens to exercise our civic right, let's say yes to technocrats not politicians.
.we need a Nigerian Trump to shake things up

If all politicians can be like this, invest in the country.
Just like Atiku I admire Afe Babalola. Both might have embezzled funds but they reinvested it into the system.
Not like other adamu that will just bury it, lock it up in a house, or buy empty houses in Dubai.

sotall:
Oh! Since you know it's a minor issue, why not solve it already.

The "something else" which you are about to discover if not properly handled by a competent technician, can leave you with no other option than to buy another system soon.

I hear thanks.

sotall:
At this stage, you need to take the laptop to laptop technician who specializes in motherboard repair.
Trust me, if that system is not handled by a competent technician, it will be dead .

Lol, no need for the scare..
It's a minor issue really, just didn't want to waste money on a battery and discover it's something else.

I have nothing against the dude, well sha that's not entirely true, but anyways it's high time.

APC needs strong leadership, right now anything goes.

Nas is the GOAT,
All I need is one mic, one beat, one stage..

Settingz321:
Get ur findings right she was never a smoker on screen

Lol @ on screen. So we have on screen & off screen smokers. Interesting...

Settingz321:
Misplaced priority







After celling dion no other female artists rocks my heart

Not even Mariah Carey

Good morning experts,
Please quick question. So my Dell Inspiron has been messing up charging wise for like 2 weeks. Sometimes it charges other times nothing.
To add to that it's a non removable battery so the quick fix most ppl recommend would require unscrewing the back.

Now, just as i was learning to live with this today when powering up the device, the screen went black.
Rebooted it multiple times, same thing. So I decided to unscrew & remove the battery.

I powered the device without the battery & it works fine, but with the battery & I get the same black screen.
This is weird as your first instinct would conclude the fault is from the battery, but if this is the case it's not supposed to give a black screen. When a battery is dead, it's dead shouldn't affect the functionality of the system.

So that's my confusing really, any suggestions?

AdeizaPaul:
Hmmn, Honestly, I have no idea.
Not all part of one language are necessarily translatable into another one, because all language have some pieces of cultural uniqueness that can be found among that region or culture alone.

There are some Yoruba or Ebira words that have no English equivalent.
Eku’Ile in Yoruba for instance has no English translation.

Also- moi-moi and Amala have no English for example.
Etc

Amala is cassava flour..
Nice post though learnt something wad & porter knot.

DeConsultant:
Whenever your company name is approved on your portal it means that your company has been duly registered by the CAC and a RC number (Limited Company) & BN (Business Name) issued. In a day or two you will get a pickup message from your pickup state location. Then asap pick it up.

Thanks for the prompt reply.
I didn't even have to wait a day sef, it was available immediately for pick up. Though I didn't receive a text, just went there and obtained it.

I miss Sam Loco so freaking much.
He was so damn funny, naturally funny.

Rip G.O.A.T

nanaman:
Thank you. Waiting for my approval.

quick question please, When your business name is approved, i.e. the status on the site shows approved , is it also ready for pickup. Or is there's a lag period?

DeConsultant:
AFTER UPLOAD WHAT’S NEXT
1. The Commission will rely on the uploaded documents to treat your application. The certificate
will be generated by the Commission and all relevant documents will be certified.
2. You don’t have to come to the Commission to follow up on the status of your application, you
can check the status of your application on the portal. There is a column that reads ‘’STATUS’’
on your profile. This will show the state or status of the application, it will show ‘’NOT
SUBMITED, or SUBMITTED, or PENDING APPROVAL, or APPROVED depending on stage the
application is.
3. Also note that where the application is approved and certificate generated the Registration
number will be displayed on the column for ‘’REGISTRATION NUMBER’’.
4. When the status reads ‘’APPROVED’’ and Registration number displayed, then you can approach
the office where you had selected as the DROP OFF/PICK UP OFFICE or ‘’ORIGINATING OFFICE’’
with the original copy of the document that you had earlier printed and uploaded. You should
submit the originals in exchange for the certificate and CTC’s.

If you have any difficulty, information or inquiries to make as regards CAC online portal for business name registration, limited company registration and incorporated trustees, do well to contact us on 08107804290 via call and Whatapps.

Thanks so very much for the detailed explanantion. This might be a stupid question oh, but once the business name has been approved with Reg No. & all, how long will it take the pickup location to have the hard copy certificates. For instance if its approved today, can i pick it up today?