₦airaland Forum

MrBrownJay1:
Can someone catch one of these deportees to Comfirm if 1.4billionNaira was indeed given (7million each), or if that is just BS religious propaganda as usual.... As none of them is showing even a 1000naira note, nor a check but instead a piece of paper written 7million.

The money he gave out was 7million naira.

Smellymouth:
Congrats to her..

I wonder why some ladies knuckles dey black. If I say na bleaching, dey will come for my head..

Lemme say it's natural. But in our hearts, we know say na .... Yellow fever..

Those knuckles are not black com'on.

Wat an irony, op I am also from ondo state & d 3rd in my family & my fucking name is Funke. Wow! but pls am nt like ur sis Like a poster said involved d soldiers she will confess wat she did not do wat nonsense!

Softorgasm:
I don't know the English word for it but the pidgin word is tortorri
Back then i use to tortorri my female friends unaware, infact when a girl sees me behind her back in school or at home, she quickly faces me, because she knows what I'm about to do.

This has turn to a habit and up till this day, i still tortorri ladies and in school the ladies in my class and hostel knows I'm addicted to tortorri..

Tickle

If prophet Tbj should live Nigeria I am telling u tins will never be the way it use to be. this man is one of those people whose prayer is still holding Nigeria together.

Rest in peace freeman.

I see things you don't see, huh

Bought infinix hot 3 pro 35k at alaba last week the phone is very OK.

Nice dance moves

Nigeriadondie:
Bros d first time i came here i said to myself i'm not sure that d God that created us created this oyibo. Na where i wan start from is light. As a Nigerian who grew up in Nigeria i am dreaming if power can be on without interruption. For close to 2 years guy light here never blink even for as little as a second. Abi na food plenty brekete, abi na social security na that one wey kill me. Person no grt work yet all him kids dey school, nothing like no money to go hospital or for operation, abi na house which is determined by the size of your family so that each child has a room. The one wey come double the surprise na refugees from Syria, Afghanistan, Eriteria, Somalia if u see where refugees dey live even u as a citizen in that useless country dont live better than them. Guy u need to watch the video below u go no say Africa as a whole worse Nigeria is cursed no hope. Infact i dey count time i go throway my passport cos Nigerian citizenship is not even worth the tissue paper wey i use clean sheet comot for my nyash.
Believe Nigeria is beyond redemption. Even d devil has more hope than that doomed nation. U no see my name NIGERIADONDIE cos i dey vex. Those zoo escapees in govt houses and states and national asembly across that God forsaken nation are dogs. Believe i will say it to them when they come here cos this is Europe where we ve freedoms. Those beasts move like big men in Naija but for here dem resemble houseboy as no body send them na so dem go humble. Of course d gap between rich and poor is close so no one wud be impressed with their ill gotten wealth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0stJkUWUyM

Abeg which country u dey help me make i come join u dere.