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LiteratureRe: PASTORZONED: A Story By Toyin Taiwo by rosebuzz(f): 8:21am On Apr 23, 2019
Awww see me blushing can't believe I read it 3times already. Rachelfst as okadabooks refused to refill for us pls try and be uploading everyday I will send u recharge card
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Orisaguna Officially Divorces Her Husband, Changes Last Name To Chris by rosebuzz(f): 11:35am On Apr 21, 2019
Drabeey:
See this foolish bread seller wey God helped to fame, one marketer don dey fvck you now you think you can jilt someone who suffered with you, i even heard the guy was the one who bought her the tray she used to hawk bread. Let me tell you something Orisaguna or what that fvck name your useless papa name is..... You are going into oblivion soon. Mark my words ashawo, omo ale jatijati.

Guys you can now see these useless hoes aint loyal , as a matter of fact they are going to leave you for a rich guy as soon as they are above you!

Ask yourself, Tee-bliz no try for that ashawoo smelling pvsy called Tiwa? Now it is Orisadasewo JumoDO .


God will definitely make that your fame burn in flame. Oloriburku omo ale.
Am sorry u dey mad no be small o ����
CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal: Game Of Thrones Not Worth The Hype by rosebuzz(f): 9:21pm On Apr 16, 2019
NewBea:
Its either something is wrong with me or this movie is just exaggerated! Im trying so hard to watch it and the more i watch the less interesting it becomes. undecided
No be only u o�
CelebritiesRe: Teni Changes Name To 'Teni Dangote' At A function by rosebuzz(f): 8:36am On Apr 15, 2019
Honor10:
Money makes the world go round. May we not be poor, as many of us reading this, God will open the door of prosperity for us this week and we will be highly favour
Amen in Jesus name
LiteratureRe: PASTORZONED: A Story By Toyin Taiwo by rosebuzz(f): 5:35pm On Apr 10, 2019
Nickibeauty:
How long does it take for okadabook to refill account? I did mobile transfer since yesterday afternoon.
Same thing I am experiencing they told me 6hours up till now nothing same thing again yesterday
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by rosebuzz(f): 11:23am On Apr 10, 2019
encryptjay:
Why do people who bear Funke always have Mary,Rose and Rosemary in their names?
Lol I don't know my parents gave me the names
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by rosebuzz(f): 10:19am On Apr 10, 2019
I love my names Rose and Funke
LiteratureRe: PASTORZONED: A Story By Toyin Taiwo by rosebuzz(f): 5:45pm On Apr 06, 2019
rachealfst:
Jane went into the Pastor’s tent to help him clean up his tent. “She announced her presence and she was told to come in. “Pastor, I came to help you clean up your tent” she said.
“I’ve done that already. Thanks” he replied her.
“Pastor you shouldn’t be doing that when your members are here for you”
“Thanks, I’m use to it, I clean my room by myself”
“Really!” she said and was already fantasizing about his bedroom.
A lady voice interrupted her fantasy.
“Good morning Pastor” Pastor David recognized the voice immediately and asked her to enter and she did.
“Good morning Ademide” Jane was shocked when he heard him calling her just by her name without adding ‘sister'
“What happened to the sister Ademide he called her when they were in church the previous day” Jane thought.
“I brought yesterday’s report” she said.
“You can leave Sister Jane, thanks once again for the offer”
“You can call me anytime you need me Pastor” she said, looking at Ademide strangely and left unhappy.
“Here” she said and handed the report to him. He collected the report from her but didn’t take his eyes off her. It’s just 5:30am and her eyes were sparkling, her face fresh and smooth. She was still in her night dress that covered her body well, her hair was also neatly covered in her hair net. For some split seconds, he admired her.
“What a beauty!” he said unconsciously but inaudibly.
“What a what?” Thankfully Ademide did not hear the beauty part.
“Nothing. Let me go through the report” He said.
“Ok. You can give me the report later in the morning when you’re through”
“Reading a report won’t take eternity, so where are you rushing to?”
“I have work to do Pastor. And more so you can’t expect me to stay in this tent with you” She gestured.
“What are you really implying?”
“Nothing”
“Nothing, are you saying I’ll take …..
“No….. that’s not what I mean” she replied sharply.
“You can leave” he said firmly with a straight face.
“Pastor I didn’t mean….
“No need to explain yourself. I just get to know why you always avoid me, so you thought I made you work for me to take advantage of you?”
“Jesus! Why are you twisting my words?”
“You even trusted him enough to be around him”
“You mean Wole?”
“Sister Ademide! Please leave and I mean now”
She knew he wasn’t ready to listen to anything she has to say, so she turned her back to leave then he spoke.
“You are free to drop your resignation letter when we return home”
She didn’t say anything she just left the tent.
Some minutes later, there was a loud noise, someone screaming in their lodge, they all rushed out, a man was outside rolling on the floor. They even thought the man was possessed. When they prayed for, he calmed down. Pastor David interviewed him, and realized the man was the head chief priest of the Ilati village.
He told them he wants to make a confession. Pastor David told him to go ahead with whatever he has to say or confess.
“Last night when all of you are in your tent sleeping, I came to cast a spell on you people. We are not happy that you brought salvation into our village and the villagers have started giving their lives to your Jesus. How can we the chief priests eat when you’ve shown them the way. Because we heard some villagers have started receiving healings from you. The spell we casted on you was for you all to die in your sleep then the next day we would gather your corpses and give you a mass burial but to my surprise I left my house around 6am to check the tent and I saw everyone of you awake” he confessed in Yoruba.
Someone among the brethren shouted praise the Lord and everyone shouted halleluyah including the villagers that were passing by but stopped to see what was going on with their Chief Priest. Pastor David ask him what he wants to do next and he said no one ever escape death with that kind of spell and for that reason he believed there’s a God that is bigger than the idol they worship in their village. So he made a decision right there to give his light to Christ. Everyone screamed for joy as he was prayed for and led to Christ.
By 8am they all resumed to work, no breakfast as everyone one was fasting. The villagers troop in more and more and they were been attended to. That night was scheduled for a powerful crusade and all the villagers were invited.
Some of the Evangelism group went out to evangelize to some people in the village. Ademide went with a brother but after an hour the brother decided to go back to the lodge to rest a bit but Ademide said she wasn’t tired yet that the brother should go ahead.
So she went from house to house. She got to an elderly woman’s house and she preached to her. The woman gave her a warm welcome and listened to her with rapt attention. Ademide was happy. She told the woman about the crusade and she woman promised to come for the crusade. She also talked to her about Jesus but the woman said she will think about it. The woman entertained her with oranges but she told her not worry that she should keep her oranges. The woman insisted so she accepted it thanked her. She was about to keep the oranges inside her bag when the woman challenged her.
“You said you care me and that is why you want to accept your Jesus abi?” She asked.
“Yes ma”
“But I gave you oranges and you want to throw it away” She was right Ademide had the mind to throw it away even though she was actually fasting.
“Its not like that ma, it’s just that I can’t take anything for now”
“If you really care about me like you said then take the oranges here in my presence to prove it” She said.
Ademide felt if she refused her demands the woman might be discouraged and disappointed. And more so if drinking oranges will make the woman accept Jesus, then it’s better for her to break her fast. So Ademide drank the oranges then left.
On her way back to her lodge she met an old man, very old. She greeted the old man and walked pass him but the old man called her back.
“You are from the city and you still greet an elderly person with respect!” He said in Yoruba.
“Baba, we in the city are also thought to respect the elderly ones” she replied.
“Good, then I have a small gift for you” he said and brought out just one banana and gave it to her. She just smiled, collected the banana and thanked the Baba. She kept the banana in her bag and left. On her way, she realized she wasn’t feeling well. Her eyes were blurry, she couldn’t stand straight to walk and before she could figure out what was happening to her body system, she was already down, she fell flat on the ground. Some villagers saw her and recognized her as one the visitors who came to their village so they hurriedly carried her to their lodge.
When they got to the lodge, there was commotion everywhere. Some are already crying most especially her sister and mother. She couldn’t talk. The prayer warriors we’re already praying. Pastor David was not around he went to pay the Head of the chief priests who gave his life to Christ that morning a visit. They rushed to call him that Ademide had an attack. He left immediately and the Chief Priest also followed him.
All the prayer warrior were already sweating. He didn’t believe the person who he had an issue with in the morning was lying on the floor lifeless. He knew Ademide won’t die because he remembered what God told him about her. God said through her many people we give their lives to Christ.
He carried her in his arms and for the first time in his life he was clueless. Then the chief priest took a good look at her.
“Pastor, she was poisoned” everyone exclaimed. “Poisoned!”
“And this kind of poison has only one antidote”
“What’s the antidote” Pastor David asked curiously.
“Banana!”
“Banana! Then let’s someone get me banana in the village”
All the villagers moved backwards. Pastor David and his people were surprised at their withdrawal, did they all plan this?
“What’s going on here. I said you should get me bananas” Pastor David repeated.. The evangelism members too were asking the villagers where they could get banana but no one responded.
“Pastor we don’t plant banana in this village. We don’t eat it, we don’t sell it. It’s a taboo in Ilati village” He revealed.
Rachel I can't buy the book at Okada book they keep telling me they will refill within 6hours this is d 3rd day now though it's airtime transfer I want to do pls is dere any other way I can get it. Kindly reply me
HealthRe: How Do I Help A Baby With Epilepsy? by rosebuzz(f): 6:51pm On Mar 28, 2019
Pricelessjoe:
Pls whatsapp me 08030810156 I may be able to give u a bit of information I have a 5 years old girl that is using a drug to subdue this condition and i think for an 8 month old baby early treatment is better.
But remember Jesus heals permantly
pls I will also whatsapp you
HealthRe: How Do I Help A Baby With Epilepsy? by rosebuzz(f): 6:49pm On Mar 28, 2019
Papyk:
Hi. I dont know weather her case might be different form Autistic son who usually had Epilepsy and sesure some years back, But this what we did and everything stop, by the way. he was around 5 - 7 years then. This was we used and since 2 years ago everything stop. We gave him teaspoon of epson salt and also codliver Oil every 2 days. And after it stop, we dont use it for him again. please check the google and youtube to see wheather you can use this for him or her considering his or her age.
Pls how do u give Empso salt do u mix it with water? Or u give raw and pls Wat kind of cod liver oil did u use
TravelRe: Creepy Abandoned Places In Nigeria & Around The World: Stories Behind Them by rosebuzz(f): 8:25pm On Mar 17, 2019
Talk2Bella:
there's one abandoned skyscraper at Iyana Era after Okokomaiko na me go sell that building last last
lol fat building Don tey o
PoliticsRe: What's The Electricity Situation In Your Area Like? by rosebuzz(f): 12:24am On Mar 05, 2019
jumper524:
Since the beginning of this year, electricity supply has been epileptic here in Kuje Abuja, I thought it's only my place until I traveled to Lagos (Badagry) to be precise on Thursday, through out my stay from Thursday to Saturday no Atom of electricity there.

Today I'm back home in kuje and same thing is happening.

Pls I'll love you guys to share the situation of your area also. I live in badagry mowo bustop our light ordeal started since 26 of Dec till now no light for 2hours in badagry u are saying the absolute truth dey flash it during d day and bring it later in d night and take it by 4am. We have never seen light during d day or early hours of the morning

Let's know what's happening..
CelebritiesRe: I’ve Never Kissed Any Woman In Movies – Ogogo by rosebuzz(f): 3:50pm On Mar 02, 2019
midolian:
Ogogo, Mr right grin grin

Ogogo would do evil in a movie and in the end, give "justifications" for the evil act grin grin

If you have noticed Ogogo is always "right" in all of his movies, pls click the share button, let me know you grin
You no lie o his is always right. That is why u hate his movies nobody opinion counts he is always d best. Mr do good
PoliticsRe: M.K.O. Tibetan: Buhari Victory To Shock PDP & APC Will Rule Nigeria For 40 Years by rosebuzz(f): 9:29pm On Feb 15, 2019
bedspread:
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I CANCEL AND NULLIFY THIS IN JESUS NAME.... AMEN
Amen in Jesus name
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are Your Worst & Best Unforgettable Memories Of 2018? by rosebuzz(f): 1:13pm On Dec 29, 2018
abiaumo:
Thanks
God bless your little boy. R.i.p to the dead.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are Your Worst & Best Unforgettable Memories Of 2018? by rosebuzz(f): 10:16pm On Dec 28, 2018
My best this year is giving birth to my son January 2018 and my worst is my brother in law's wife who died yesterday 27th of Dec 2018 living behind 3 little kids my best friend is gone Habiba rest in peace I will never forget you
CelebritiesRe: Sonia Ogbonna Reacts To Linda Ikeji's Breakup Story, Comes To Her Defense by rosebuzz(f): 12:21pm On Dec 15, 2018
Tamarapetty:
Linda wouldn't care if u love or defend her, when it's time to blog about you(even if it means tarnishing your image) she will! Just to get traffic and money
True talk
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Nomthi Odukoya: 'Stop Searching Through Your Spouses’ Phone.’ by rosebuzz(f): 8:29pm On Dec 13, 2018
NIGHTMARE0O7:
undecided she is a Yoruba woman now,
So I'm not surprised at all.,
Werey your hatred for Yoruba's will not kill you. When did Nomthi Rosemary semangale become a Yoruba name? For your information she is from South Africa
CelebritiesRe: "I Am Actually A Lawyer By Profession" - Femi Adebayo Shares Throwback Photo by rosebuzz(f): 12:22pm On Dec 13, 2018
Lawyer that can't express himself well in English. What am I saying sef. Sorry his spoken English is poor
PropertiesRe: Help Me Before Termites Collapse My Building by rosebuzz(f): 1:09pm On Nov 27, 2018
Lionhearted:
okay sir.
wouldn't drag words with u.

you obviously don't understand.

op pls don't go the dog route.
Pls explain better to me I beg you because I also want to try the dog option termites have finished my house
PropertiesRe: Help Me Before Termites Collapse My Building by rosebuzz(f): 1:05pm On Nov 27, 2018
dejonathan:
Bury dog somewhere in the compound... U no go see dem again(Na wetin my dad do wey work for am o)I be Yoruba guy o,and am sure e dey work
D dog should be buried alive or is it when the dog is dead pls explain termites also want to finish my house I can't sleep in my 3rd room again they have design everywhere
FoodRe: This Pot Cools More Than Some Fridges by rosebuzz(f): 10:11pm On Nov 26, 2018
dangoteinlaw:
It is normally burried a few inches to the ground to further enhance the freezing prowess grin grin
You are right
HealthRe: Eating After 6pm Dangerous To Health - Experts by rosebuzz(f): 9:48pm On Nov 22, 2018
Pidginwhisper:
E remain make dem tell us say having sex for hot sunny afternoon is dangerous. Even though we sabis ay na jobless ppl dey fcck for inside hot Sun. grin
I swear you no well �����
CelebritiesRe: E-money Gifts Laura Ikeji 500k After Asking For His Blessings by rosebuzz(f): 8:43pm On Nov 05, 2018
jaxxy:
Has Laura ever given to anyone on her comments section b4? I highly doubt that.
for where she is stingy as Bleep
TravelRe: Lagos Badagry Expressway On Maintenance By Lagos State Public Works Corp. (PIC) by rosebuzz(f): 8:13pm On Nov 02, 2018
danie25:
I live in Badagry. Only small portion at Iyana Era corrected. Major work need to be urgently effected at Magbon axis after toll gate as that's the worst spot
those places are not even worst from badagry roundabout to agbara is a death trap the road is extremely bad
HealthRe: Sweating On The Palms, How Do I Stop it? by rosebuzz(f): 2:13pm On Nov 02, 2018
My palm are so strong dat you will think in my previous life I was a bricklayer
FamilyRe: Lalasticlala Welcomes Cute Baby (photo) by rosebuzz(f): 8:58pm On Oct 31, 2018
Congratulations to you, Baby you are welcome
PhonesRe: Which Cool Phone Can I Get For N35,000? by rosebuzz(f): 3:09pm On Sep 27, 2018
Elder4sure:
Pls help a nairalander. I have #35,000 to buy a new phone. Which one should I go for, that is cool with best features. Thanks.
I bought infinix hot 5 for 40k on the 14th of this month carton but you can get hot 4 for that price
CelebritiesRe: Ayiri Emami Congratulates Sholaye Jeremi And Linda Ikeji On Birth Of Their Son by rosebuzz(f): 10:44pm On Sep 19, 2018
The man is ugly
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji's Sister Vera Opens A Salon In America by rosebuzz(f): 9:43pm On Sep 08, 2018
faheez:
there exist peks ikeji, last born I guess (male)
No Benita is d last born. still another of dere sister Edna she is also married with 3 kids dey don't really rapport with her
RomanceRe: "My Ex Boyfriend Wants Me As A Second Wife, Do I Agree To Marry Him?" by rosebuzz(f): 2:36am On Aug 05, 2018
godfatherx:
From experience: Cheating is sweet, but once he settles with you as the 2nd wife, that excitement vanish and he is out again looking for the 3rd.

A word is enuf...
You have said it all experiencing the same
CelebritiesRe: Troost-ekong Shares Adorable Photos Of His Partner And Their Newborn Son Oscar by rosebuzz(f): 1:02am On Aug 05, 2018
cyrus1992:
And isn't that a good thing??
We wey black, wetin our black colour do for us?
To make matters worse, person come be Nigerian join am.
I swear, this thing just be like set up.
Na so, God take set me up.
Even if, its ordinary south african he created me as; i for no vex too much.
Its a curse to be born in Nigeria a bigger curse if you are born in a poor home except God intervene the poverty will just be going from generation to generation

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