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iamJ:
[color=#59576F] This man self, all his children are not fine, despite all the money, Clarence upon all the cash, still ugly. [/color]

yet he made something out of his life. Then again, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder!

NwaAmaikpe:


Never trust a woman.

Never!!
Their reasoning is based on their emotions.

They fake their love
They fake orgasms
They fake their smile
They fake their ass
They fake their boobs
They fake their steps
They fake everything.
They fake their moans
They fake their age
They fake their complexion
They fake their heights
They fake their voice.
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The only real thing about them is their treachery.

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gypsey:
bla! bla! bla! bla! what exactly! is a man's clothing? and who decides what men's clothing should look like? and oh! Jesus christ the same man I believe you worship never wore trousers he wore the same gown you call women cloth and jesus wasn't married either, perhaps he was gay! you sanctimonious folks going about judging every one, concentrate on your own life, i bet it's people like you who thinks women shouldn't wear trousers and men shouldn't have long hair but your jesus christ had very long hair!

Please do not speak about my Jesus in that disrespectful tone.

You can make your point and end it there.

alBHAGDADI:
Behold, the people destroying and corrupting this world.

You might think it is just a movie, but what you don't know is that there is an attempt to effeminate men do as to subdue them in order for Satan to fulfill the promise he made to Eve that she will be like God. How can she be like God when she can't even be above Man? So, the first move is to destroy Man which she did by giving him the fruit that weakened his status. That's the same thing women of today who profess feminism are trying to do.

Ask any real feminist if she dislikes homosexual, she will say no, not all. Why? Cos the more homosexual men, the less masculine men they have to deal with.

Judge among yourself, is it right for a man to wear the things of women?

In other words, Omoni asked Ramsey or forced Him to wear the dress? Kindly note my dear brother that women are not the cause of your problems. Adam willingly partook of that fruit. please, note that homo- sexuality was not caused by women, it was caused by the reprobate mind of man. Everything happening to him are his choices not anyone else's.

Please, take responsibility for your actions instead of blaming women.

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obailala:
I laugh at the ignorance of people who keep wondering why waec candidates from a village in Borno cant speak good english.

Obviously you are oblivious of the kind of country you live in. Even in the more educated and enlightened south, we still get cases of even university graduates who can't speak English. But here we are, talking of secondary school teenagers from a deep village in Borno, but some enlightened Nigerians still wonder why English is a luxury for these kids.

People seem to be ignorant of the existence of that thing called federal character which places unity school cut-off points of 2/200 for students in places like Borno and Yobe. They obviously do not think such a policy can affect the abilities of the students. Meanwhile the teens have been locked up in captivity and away from English language for 3 years, and we still wonder why a drop of English language shouldnt be in them.

please, shut up!

sbashir10:
I'm sure both you and your brother are mediocre, and the alacrity at which he was shut down by your ill fated arguments shows that.

At first neither both PMB nor GEJ caused it, we're in recession because of our over dependence on oil, and when global oil price dropped, during Buhari regime, we we're unable to cope because GEJ left little or nothing in our Foreign reserve.

Saudi arabia enters recession with over 300 billion dollars in foreign reserve, and were however able to maintain it's economy.

What is Buhari fault in this his fault is fighting corruption that has already been engulfed by GEJ administration, Stealing is not corruption crooner , I'm sure he should be awarded for that statement.


It's either we take it or leave it, we're in the situation we are now, because we've not been saving when oil was selling above 140 dollars per barrel, your so called GeJ was busy drinking in Aso rock while the likes of dasuki were looting our reserves.

Buhari is on the right track but at the wrong time, our economy needs to be diversified. most advanced countries has their economy diversified into many sectors like Agriculture, production etc.


take a cue from india, Malaysia and Singapore, Thailand etc...... We cannot just face oil alone, what has happened to the pyramid of groundnut in kano, Cotton of zaria and Ginger of Southern kaduna, cocoa of south west, oil palms etc...

now that PMB is on the throne, what has he done to Dasuki and co?

trippleKAY:
believers world ministry is different from believers love world., why are some bloggers so dump?
God will judge

Do you mean dumb?

Ighoga898:
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It is an aphrodisiac for women.

itsJude:
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blackberlin:
Though I don't support the maltreatment of workers, but the househelp shouldn't act like an ingrate. There's always 2 sides to a story and her complaint leaves so much unanswered. Is it possible that 20 pounds is all she's being paid? Really? By those who took her abroad in the first place?

It takes a lot to take someone abroad and give the person a better life, she should appreciate that. It's not like she had it better in Nigeria, so why should she bite the fingers feeding her over minor dispute.

The hardworking couple went through the stress of bringing her from Nigeria to the UK to help them babysit and keep the home, if she has issues, she should have found a way to table her complaints in a sensible way.

Most of these so-called househelps end up becoming arrogant and disloyal when they start having "london friends".

so leaving Nigeria to work as a slave in the uk sounds like a better life to you right?

when you do not value your self that is when you have this kind of mentality.

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The way this woman has been on this issue shows that she has a major sponsor who is out to tarnish the image of Apostle Suleiman. Well, truth no dey hide especially when it has to do with God. We waiting for the "person behind".

Bottom line is, do not go to Aptech Uyo for your ICT programmes. Do not worry, I am coming to open an ICT centre at Akwa Ibom, in my home town. If Aptech does not give an official statement about this, I will know this is the norm and assume that all Aptech centres are badly managed in Nigeria. We do not need people like this.

Amarabae:
LIES. You should not make such a generalization.
We are not aggressive pls.

your reply says it all

gagadey:
So sad ur wife is late,buh there are lots of.lies in dis story. No medical doctor wuld nt want to attend to ur wife simply because u refused coming to his private hospital for delivery. Doctors value their licence more than any amount of money. U didnt tell d world hw ur wife,a witness refused blood transfusion which led to her death. Meanwhile its so sad d way u value ur work more than ur wife. Rily sad. Its more terrible d way u are ordering ur mother inlaw to take care of "her daughter".

pls where in the story did he say his wife refused blood transfusion? Please, where are the lies?

Jayboi:
its only when we fall on the wrong side of medical interventions that we begin to blame the medical people. im sure if the woman had been taken to a private hospital she may not even have been successfully delivered of her babies let alone survive. we really need to listen to the other side of this story by the medical personnel involved.
There is also negligence on the side of the husband. His work shud av been suspended pending the total delivery and u can imagine various decisions taken when he was not around. Doctors arent God but they also do their best.
people castigate nurses has if they can do better than them. what these nurses have seen and passed thru almost make it seem as if they are wicked but its not the case. lets appreciate life cos its only God who gives and takes be it at a private hospital or govt and i dare say FMCs have the best handa in the country.

spoken like a Nigerian doctor. may you experience them first hand.

gabsluv:
Please accept my condolence. However u didn't tell us what may have led to your wife's death. Am not sure she died probably because she wasn't commenced on blood transfusion having survived about a day or two post op. did she cconvulsed post op? did she throw an embolus post op? did she develop acute pulmonary edema post op?. I suggest u address the issue by meeting with the medical team. It is important you know that every Doctor's aim is to prevent maternal mortality especially Obstetricians. The consultant may head the team of doctors managing your wife does not necessarily mean he has to conduct the operation especially if a primary C/S.
therefore, I suggest you address the issue rather than personality.

I am very sure you read the man's story. Is he a medical personnel that you are asking him all this jargons?

Do not come here and defend the doctors, if they are in the clear, time will tell. I have had personal experiences with Igbobi and LASUTH so don't tell me what I know.

They are down right heartless, careless and evil. The bad part was that the student doctors who were supposed to uphold the medical oath since they just left school , in fact, were more terrible.

Go and ask them if any tangible answer will.suffice. Who will probe them? All they know is to go on strike for salary increase. If you are a doctor or are related to one, u better advise him/her to change profession or be ready to face the music when the time comes if they are found wanting. Don't forget, karma is a b'itch.

weedtheweeds:
how about the politicians that you called thieves. have you caught them stealing? do you have any evidence? What about Your friends that you gossip about, haven't you told someone that another person is bad? Hasn't your pastor accused people int he village of hindering your progress? does he have any evidence? Aren't these all libel? People who claimed Buhari was dead in London, isn't that enough evidence for him to sue many people? Don't throw stone if you live in a glass house

I do not gossip, if you do, that is your headache. I am not a spokes person for my pastor, you can ask him yourself, he is Bishop Oyedepo. He has never told me my village people are hindering my progress, it is not hindered in any way. I won't insult your pastor by saying he does same. I respect men of God.

You can ask the people wishing Buhari dead, I am sure they will reply you. Infact, you have provided the wrong answer to the wrong person. Please, re-read my comment.

weedtheweeds:
how about the politicians that you called thieves. have you caught them stealing? do you have any evidence? What about Your friends that you gossip about, haven't you told someone that another person is bad? Hasn't your pastor accused people int he village of hindering your progress? does he have any evidence? Aren't these all libel? People who claimed Buhari was dead in London, isn't that enough evidence for him to sue many people? Don't throw stone if you live in a glass house

The same politicians are their own accusers with proofs of stealing. Haven't you been following the news?!
Mind you, be objective in your reasoning not sentimental. I have gone through your replies with insults hurled at others. you think it should be done your way does not mean it should.

x12345678x:
If u feel someone is putting out lies against u in public space dat defames ur character, u SUE dem!... not order people to lock dem up in jails before day even goto court. Na prison she day oo..nor b police station

So Pastor Ibiyomie ORDERED the Nigerian Police to lock her up without bail? I didn't know he had that much power. Then he should also order the police to lock up our thieving politicians then!!

weedtheweeds:
This is not good news at all. why are Nigerians very heartless? they think they are better than others. This woman did not hurt anyone but speak her mind. We are in a democratic government and our constitution protects our freedom of speech. There are millions of thieves, killers and looters out there being celebrated by Nigerians. This woman never stole our money, she did not rape our kids, she did not kill anyone, she did not break the law, she did not steal anyone's husband, she only spoke her opinions. Are we not supposed to speak our minds? Must we all have the same viewpoints? We have all either insulted our presidents and governors or wished them dead. Patience jonathan was called all sort of names and everyone found pleasure and fun in it. GEJ was ridiculed like an item and no one found it insulting that our president was the object of mockery. Obasanjo was called a monkey and no one was arrested. Some people wished death for Buhari and no one was arrested even as they are surprised that he returned from the UK. How would you all feel if you get locked up for your thoughts? Are they not equally evil? TB Joshua has not responded for failing to appear in court 2 times. Isn't that an arrestable offense by our constitution? Yet many people are solidly supporting him when the families of the people who died on his property still cry over the loss.
How could you arrest someone and lock her up till the 23rd as if she is not protected by the law? Biafrans hate Buhari for locking Nnamdi Kanu up against his constitutional right and i am surprised some of them rejoice over same treatment meted out on kemi. Is kemi now worse than the Fulani herdsmen killing people everywhere? Is she worse than the Boko haram committing carnage for half a decade now? Mr DPO are you not aware that the nation needs your services in Sambisa forest? The pastor that arrested her, is he representing Jesus or Juju? How could a pastor arrest someone for defaming him? Matthew 10:22; Matthew 24:9; Luke 21:12 judging by these scriptures, that pastor is not a Christian. What name can one have when Jesus himself was blasphemed and killed? Now. the pastor is the one killing someone. What does he preach on a Sunday? Does he pray to God or to DPO?
Kemi did not devalue our naira, she did not put us in this recession, she did not contest for any political post. Even if you kill her, your condition remains stable.
Let Nigerians have their freedom to speak their minds even if it opposes your beliefs. Rejoicing over this unfair treatment against her means denying yourself and your children the right to speech. Person way talk must die? See Nigerians are butchered every day in south Africa and languishing in the prisons over there. MTN and DSTV bosses have not been arrested. When e reach for where dem go show muscles dem go day act like baby. Na poor man body dem day get power.
#freeKemiOlunloyo
#freedomofthepress
#letthecommonmanvoicehisthought
#thepoorhaveopinions

wait until she dents your image, then, refer to it as freedom of the press. Do you know how many people believed her false accusation without proofs? This will curb her excesses and stand as a deterrent to those doing same!

Maximus85:
It's a big shame when a Muslim understands the Bible more than these useless yahoo boys.

Someone should help us read Colosians 1:15

The Bible says Jesus is the first born of all creation... Meaning he was created by who? By God. Jesus in uncountable time referred to God as his father.

This is a big shame.

Some one will come here now and quote John 1:1. Olodo dem gang

thank God you have answered yourself. Who is now the Olodo?

obviously, their goons are here to defend what she wrote. I have noted them, go on.