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Happy new month mama's and papa's in the house. To our June mama's congratulations in advance you shall all deliver safely. To my Nov teamie the Lord is our strength.
Rep team Nov for supernatural delivery.

sugah:
The one your doctor gives you. No self medication in pregnancy

self medication cos the hospital here is on strike

Pls wat type of malaria tablet can one take in first trimester

Twogreatnations:
@ roseval, welcome dear teamie, may your preggy be stress free and may you deliver safely. My able captain, @ omoge we' be a teamie oo.

@ GenyEbere, am so happy for you ma. Congratulations, may your son bring you joy always.

My beautiful teamie, how una dey? Hope you all having a great weekend?
@ all, good evening able mamas.

tanx teamie nd amen o my dear
Congrats mama GenyEbere

ozycy:
Welcome

tanx

cutienik:
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Omo ti o gbese ran yan...luv d pikin joor

roseval welcum nd happy bumping..oya do d needful.mpay ur due to senior madam zaynie now now

tanx dear, senior mama zaynie I hail oooooo

Hello everyone, am new mama in the house show me some luv. Team nov

favourmic:
Vine.....lol

Pls send me the site, cos I want to download

xtervaganza:
Your guy is a poocee.



I even forget my own birthday at times

what

achinaboy:
good advert, anyway you look nice

Advert for what if I may asked

CaptainEColeJnr:
cry? in what sense?

u will not understand

CaptainEColeJnr:
mtcheeew
who birthday don epp?
Na my mum dey even remind me my birthday sef
too many important things to think about than birthdays!

he don epp me o, na D day my mama cry for almost 12hours

Doubleagent008:
if it was me that u forgot his birthday, you are safe. the odds are i'd forget my birthday myself (I actually do) So if you forget, life goes on. but it will now be madness if u pick offense when I forget yours.

my dear he will never forget mine again since I have pay him back

CaptainEColeJnr:
e be like sey the bobo don dump you

Birthday ko Bus day ni
Even me I dey forget my own birthday, talkless of one yeye girl wey go tell me sey she dey leave because I forgot her birthday ... if no be slap I go give her.. mtcheew

lolz

roseval:
guy I feel ur pains, pele

lonely guy

pinceprinz:
lols. You're closer to the grave than me nah, you wey don become grandma

Just go look at yourself again for mirror and see grey hairs for your head and small beard

guy I feel ur pains, pele

Oma307:
Aunty, u no try at all, so u no buy anything for ur guy?

buy k

pinceprinz:
Checks up her profile, shakes head and moves out of thread as if returning from the funeral of a 3year old.

Auntie rose, u don old pass all these childish gimmicks nah, Haba!

check urs too, Bros we are not all mad like u

pinceprinz:
E be like say ur nonchalant bf don mistakenly use aboniki hand fingerfukc yr pusee abi? Just wondering what could be responsible for these scornful replies.

u go soon die on top my mata

My fiance is in the habit of forgetting my birthdays, so I knew his birthday was coming and I pretend to forget it too. He nearly castigate me. Is pay back always evil?

BlueEyeBalls:
I will dear... Thanks again

u welcome

pinceprinz:
E pain am!!

E pain u pass, idiotic human

BlueEyeBalls:
I apologize for hurting u with my comment dear... But pls, take my dad out of this... Thanks dear

apology accepted, but dear be mindful of what you say in public

pinceprinz:
You didn't tell us you are looking for someone to curse, we would have given you the name of your grand father!

stupid brat

Mind will be am walking away

pinceprinz:
Walk away pls, you clearly don't deserve him. Who wants a dolly for a wife?

your generation is a dolly, if u don't have better things to say shut your gutter

BlueEyeBalls:
and bed warmers

your fada

tomdon:
hope this one will not claim to be a graduate

you are very stupid for that question

Chapter six
After the situation with the soldiers, the next day was lecture period where we were taught how to greet in Yoruba by the Oba. I was so tired and weak because of the drugs I took, so I went to one of the soldiers that am not feeling fine, he just said mama go and sit down before u say "jack" I was on the floor, I fainted and was rush to my hostel.
The next day I met one otondo who we got talking and even exchange numbers. There was no endurance trek. So we have camp fire night, the best so far I really enjoyed myself, I drank a lot of drinks until I can't remember how I hot to my hostel, my friends said I misbehave I talk and laugh so much, that I disturb them alot that night.
The next day was Sunday our last Sunday in camp I woke up so late cos I was really messed up.

The gals at Ede camp

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Chapter five
Immediately I got my bed leave I headed to the hostel to rest while others were at the field training. Later in the evening one of my friend accompany me to Mami to get the some drugs, on getting they I meet one solider who ask me to double up since I was not wearing my cap, I couldn't run so I went to him and explained that I am not feeling well, he started abusing my father and calling me all sort of names.
He ask me to squat down, I told him that I can't even bend down, another one join him and said that if he slap me my eye will clear, I still pleaded with him, started abusing all igbo girls saying assuming is yourba girl that she will even kneel down and beg.
I was now provoke I told him Oga abeg I know my right, and am not feeling well, then another one came and collect my cap that I was holding in my hands and even remove my tack serving as our ld card and left.

The other soldiers ask me to better follow him and collect my property because he was wicked, I started following him and asking him Oga what is my offence, he took me to the assistant commander who was enjoying himself before you say hi, I started crying and the A-commander was like what is wrong with her, the solider was like Oga don't mind this gal o, her mouth was running like water before, truth be told I was really shouting then, but now cry is the only thing I have left.
The A-commander ask me to sit down and clean my face, I latter told him all the lie I have left and ending by saying I am not well at all. He ask weather I have eaten I say no he brought me food I told them to make it take away, he then ask me to mention they drugs I want to take, I mentioned all the names of drugs I knew, he ask the soldier to get it for me with his money and the other solider to get me drink, I told him that can maltina is preferable, all the things was brought to me I thank the A-commander very well and left with my goodies.

Chapter Three
The next day, I woke up early took my bath and prepared when I heard the morning beagle, we all rush to the filed. The funniest part was that at 6a.m Nigeria will wake up and by 6p.m Nigeria will sleep again. I love the morning drills expecially the man o war drills with all those their stupid songs like, shoe get size, okirika get quality and eh eh yawa go dey if allawee no show yawa go dey etc. After the drills it was now time for breakfast, after that was the swearing in ceremony, after that we rest a little and it was time for lunch, after lunch drilling again.
The next Day activities has started like, games and sports, dance, miss coke etc. That night was our welcome party sponsored by Etisalat, it was fun, I started seeing things and I now believe all those things they say about camp, how funny human will just meet their self and glue to their selves as if the have known each others for ages. Kissing and romancing each other even saw a girl in my room since all of them use to charge their phones at my bed side, I was well known kissing a guy she just met, I was like na wa o.
The girls I mixed with was the type that don't like going out, even all the function I will have to force them out, the said they don't want to be disturb by guys. In my room we have the spirit ko ko, the one that will eat everything at the kitchen, the noise maker telling stories of their life, the forming type that pretend as if she does not go to the toilets, the ones that don't mark even one space in their food tickets etc.