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atlwireles: Funny, . come back and cry in 2019

look at this one...
Pretending to sound funny, when you know deep in ur heart GEJ has already lost the upcoming election ....

You just can't stab the masses in the back and go scott-free....

[quote author=Vic-jay]u must like sucking an unkept kunt. And u are addicted to it.[/quote]OMG! You just fathered the poor dude..

kolidave: voltage? Sun? Beautify to behold? My guy stop trying to sound smart like u know wat ur saying. Ur just so sooo daft

OMG

Hmmmn
general GEJ has just bought himself a mosquito-infested apartment...
Like someone said in the other thread- you just cant 4ck with kwakwaso and go scott-free...

Odikwa very eegwu...

And why are they called REBEL govs?

nerodenero: Just imagine having flying cars in Nigeria where all the roads are filled with PHCN wires. Are you thinking what I am thinking? Nice concept

Goldenheart: Na so e long reach...
Anyway thanks for the info. We will now be fear★

like WTF bro

mayten30: I think that should be a song by 50cent,am I correct?

that's correct... I still will kill by 50...

badoolee: Want you to take me like a thief in the night
Hold me like a pillow, make me feel right
Baby I'll tell you all my secrets that I'm keepin', you can come inside
And when you enter, you ain't leavin', be my prisoner for the night

rihanna- only girl in the world.

Mine is "pull my back on the wall nigga watch me go for mine, i'd let 21 shots off at the same time yeah"

Danhumprey: Bros,you are alone oh!

and who told you he's alone??

*scoffs* i laugh...

mobuch: Of course its normald and romantic.

My wife's pink g-string is always in my suitcase; whenever i get to office in d morning, i open my suitcase and sniff d panty, and i perform excellently well for dat day.

**spits on him with disgust..**

you sir, are one helluva disgusting pervert...

Which is why i wouldn't even dare walk in the wild without my Glock...
The sound of a single shot will make him run for his dear life...

Why should a mere tricycle cost that much?? This is pure rip-off...

Codedrock: but church asked her to do the test??

nigga puleeease lemme be!!

O.p why must you put the word "christian" in the title??
And the last time i checked, hiv doesn't recognize any religion. you dig??
Such a global daft...

Epaul: perhaps u lack a deep sense of humour. Here's wat's funny. From yesterday to today eclipse of d sun had dominated nairaland pages. And U click on a post with ur hard earned MB expecting to see a purported best eclipse of d sun photos, only for u to see a big hairless head (warri calls it bololo, portharcourt calls it moro moro) reflecting a stupid small light.
When, i si am, i jst tire, i nor jst fit vex. And at second look at d pics wit d caption eclipse of d sun n that sub-caption "please forgive me" i felt laughter parting my frowning lips. Please 4gv u 4 wastin my mb?
And to fink it made front page makes it even more funny. I believe it was for d same reason i laughed that d moderators posted this on front page. Watch out for nollywood movie entitle eclipse starring mr ibu and Jenifer lol..nor b 9ja we dey

mtcheww....

I lack sense of humour

Nigha You'd better wipe the sheabutter off your blurred eyes and see for once that i don't engage in a herd mentality praising this B.S as a joke!!

For 4ck's sake, can a bald head be considered a joke?? the mod who moved this b.s to the f.p must be high on some undiluted shait.... #drops mic

Dhurmynick: the mod must be crazy

Damn right... This shait ain't funny one bit....

iterator25: no na benin alien

4ck you bro!!!

Reporting live from iroko town ogun state.... You sure dis one na eclipse??