₦airaland Forum

Bollinger:
This is where common sense comes into play. I am going to make my own promise; I promise to give every Nairalander one million naira at the end of this month just for posting. Oya come and hold me to it. Common sense should tell you to ask questions like, how am i going to to fund it? How am i going to sustain it? who am i? These are the kind of questions that should have been asked before elections. I am confounded as to why people are crying now. It is not always advisable to let hunger overtake common sense.

inereunwa1:
wetin this one dey talk place wey rich people plus maybe senator or Rep and full of security men make only him one protests

shortgun:
I was a guest at a party organized by one of the bigwigs as far as politics is concerned is in the country.

We were doing our thing........drinking expensive wines and dancing to music by some of best Nigerian artistes when suddenly a big coaster bus drove into the expansive compound with two police escort vehicles.
We were just wondering who the passengers were only to discover that the bus was filled with young girls.

The oldest among the girls should not be more than 23....I believe most the girls were sourced from secondary schools. I came to understand that some of the Aides to these big men normally arrange for these young girls on the instructions of there Principals whenever they want to host their friends.

The Oga on whose compound we were partying just came out and selected some of the girls and took them inside. He then said to us "Guys pick anyone you like and go enjoy yourselves".

I was not able to sleep throughout that nite.....These are men who have daughters of the same age with the ones they are sleeping with.
These are men that most young people see as role models.

I lost my respect for these so called "elder statesmen" that nite.

Mykel4God:
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"Even satan wasn't Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam." - President, Mugabe on homo sexuality.

Following the legalization of gay marriage across America by the Supreme Court last week, Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe, who is known for his extreme anti-gay views has been making headlines. Earlier this week was a marriage proposal to president Obama and yesterday, he allegedly said what you see below during another interview;

"Even satan wasn't Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam." - President, Mugabe on homo sexuality.

http://bbcafricanews..in/2015/07/even-satan-wasnt-gay-he-chose-to.html

queenoflafia:
Is Satan a male

turok:
Where is the location?
Have it be vaccinated?
Can 15k fly it?
How old?

gurunlocker:
pls remind me the title of this movie u posted

Barblow:
I would give you all my details like where I work, live etc and I think I should not abscond simply because I borrowed #20k.

holajeedayy:
Since you base in asaba you can do this for me go to main market and look for plantain seller which i can supply and you will be commission for taking no finacial risk .......you can call me on o7o3o842589

blackmartial:
I was in primary school when Buhari was ruling Nigeria; now my son is in primary school and Buhari is still ruling Nigeria.

SeverusSnape:
Bring God's money - tithe.

Chulex:
It was a very sunny day as I drove from Port harcourt to Ughelli, and as usual I stopped at the the roadside stalls on the highway to buy foodstuff(usually prawns and plantain).

Surprisingly I saw tortoises of various sizes hanging on from the wooden sheds. I got so curious as I have heard of people eating it and I had never tasted it.

So I decided to price one small one, which I eventually bought for #1500. I happily put it in my booth anticipating what delicacy I wud prepare with it.

How to kill it and remove shell now became the next issue, I've only heard of about people removing the shell with very hot water.

Luckily for I found someone who was going to kill but instead of using hot water, the tortoise was heated on a stove to make it easy to remove the meat out of the shell.

That was how I made Banga soup with with tortoise. Unfortunately I don't have photo of the soup but I have the picture of the tortoise and the killing process

Even though all my friends criticized me for eating it, claiming it was an endangered species, I must confess I really enjoyed my Banga soup cooked with tortoise meat(Kinda tasted like chicken)

Adesiji77:
The Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation (NDIC) Monday stated that banks operating in the country are healthy and are in line with global standard. It also said that it monitors activities of banks in the country.

The Deputy Director, Research, NDIC, Hashim Ahmad who made the disclosure in Minna during a sensitisation of members of the 2015 Batch A, Stream II, National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) at the orientation camp, in Paiko, Niger state, said the Corporation undertakes proper supervision of the banks in the country as an insurer to ensure they remain healthy.


"Nigerian banks are relatively healthy in line with global standard. We don't normally announce the healthy status of our banks in the public, but we normally say in aggregate and I think our annual report will soon be released and be made available to the public."

"The annual report normally summarises the health status of the industry. We don't particularly say Bank A or B is distressed. We are simply saying that on aggregate basis we will tell you the industry is this or that.

"We undertake supervision of the banks as insurer as you know, no insurer will sit back and allow his risk to crystalise before he wakes up. We are embarking on the supervision of banks to ensure they remain safe and sound,” he explained.

Hashim further stated that any bank that is identified as distressed or in difficulty is normally turned over to NDIC for management.

"In the cause of doing that, we take over the management and control of the bank. We can go to that extent. We manage the bank until such a time we think it is able to stand on its feet and then we hand it back to its owners," he added.

Ahmad while speaking further said "NDIC as the sole liquidator of banks in Nigeria undertakes liquidation when all other avenue to resuscitate the purchase of the bank fails".

Accordingly, he said: "The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) will then revoke the licence and hand the bank over to NDIC for liquidation widening off of the affairs of the Bank."

Responding to enquiries on when the defunct Savannah Bank will return to business, Ahmad said: "We expect the bank to bounce bank soonest because it has been handed over to the owners. At our own end (NDIC), we can only act and exercise our own mandate when a licence is revoked by the CBN.

“As Savannah Bank stands, the licence has been restored by the CBN and there is nothing NDIC can do in terms of paying off depositors, since their licence is back to them. And we can't go and pay anybody."

In a related development, the NDIC yesterday declared that despite the progress made in the financial sector in recent times, 65 per cent of Nigerians still don't have access to banking.

The North-east Zonal Controller of the Corporation, Mr. Sabo Gidado who disclosed this in Jalingo yesterday, stated that the vast majority of the unbanked population are largely rural dwellers and people with low and irregular income.

Gidado, who also delivered a sensitisation and awareness lecture to the Adamawa State 2015 Batch 'A' stream II corps members who are undergoing orientation programme in Jalingo said the figure was the outcome  of a research conducted by Enhanced Financial inclusion and Access, EFiNA, an organisation committed to reducing unbanked population in Nigeria.

Besides being a rural dweller and a low or irregular income earner, the NDIC coordinator stated further that unemployment and location of banks in most rural areas, were other contributory factor to the high rate of unbanked population in the country.

Stressing the need for the NYSC members to embrace banking and take advantage of the various products offered by financial institutions, Gidado assured them that their money would be safer in the banks.

He further assured the NYSC members that with the establishment of NDIC, a customer's money is safe and in case of bank failure, the Corporation guarantees the payment of customers deposits up to a maximum amount within 90 days.

Meanwhile, the CBN has disclosed that 2,113 graduates of its Entrepreneurship Development Centre (EDC) had accessed loans valued at N195.348 million to start their own businesses as at October 2014.

The Branch Manager, CBN, Jalingo, Mr. M.S. Abdullahi who revealed this while addressing the NYSC members further disclosed that as at October 2014, total of 5,243 jobs were created through the EDC which was launched in 2005.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/ndic-banks-in-nigeria-are-healthy/212151/


Cc: lalasticlala, Ishilove

Freelancer00:
Story that touches bruh